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Stephanie Douglas

@stephtdouglas.bsky.social
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Astronomer, Assistant Prof of Physics. She/her. (All opinions mine & don't represent employer; likes/RPs not endorsements; etc)

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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I definitely spent too long making these, but I'm excited to use them: name tags for celestial buddies so I can include them in a scaled Solar System walk 🌞🤓
Screenshot of two white pages. The left page has 9 tags outlined, while the right has two oversize and one regular. Each says "my name is planet name, if the Sun is the size of a basketball, then I'm this big:" followed by a circle of the appropriate size. Pluto, Charon, and Comet say "if the Sun is the size of a basketball, then I'm too small to see" plus an extra fact
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
See this is what gets me. Astronomy has used machine learning for years now, it certainly has its uses. I'm skeptical that a generic LLM could produce trustworthy results in a few minutes, esp. when a tenured prof and their research group has been trying for YEARS. Why are they so credulous?
She wanted to understand how the spiral arms of a distant galaxy were moving. But isolating just that motion from other patterns imparted into her data by the spin and the geometry of that distant galaxy had thwarted her group for years. She asked ChatGPT, which resolved the problem in a few minutes. Now, her research group was planning to write several papers on the resulting data set, “the single best map of spiral arm kinematics ever—like, by a factor of 100.”
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How is "pointless" a reasonable substitution for "ok"?? This replacement happened automatically, last word of the email, and I'm lucky I saw it before I hit send. Completely changed the meaning of my email!
Email saying "I use maybe 50 sheets per year; I'm not sure who else uses it, but a ream is probably pointless", with the "pointless" highlighted, showing that the original word there was "ok"
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Screenshot of a Tumblr reblog chain

Mice with knives: I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

Mice with knives: screenshot showing a comment "it's a trap", a like, and a comment "yes you can, do it, enter once more into the pelican's mouth of the academy"

Kindor: academia perfec t size to put human in to learn! inside very good and learn human get smart put human in academia. put human in academia. no problems ever in academia because no stress and support for human mind in big human head. academia yes a place for human put human in academia can trust college for giveing good brain to human. friend college. 

Chaotic archaeologist: what could go wrong?
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Cat version!
"Me going on a stupid daily walk for my stupid mental and physical health" above a grey tabby cat wearing a giant bell collar, who looks skeptical/disgusted as it takes a step
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Excuse me but what is this
Screenshot of tweet from AASA Press Office of a JWST article. The "summary" of the linked article reads "do not include words like a, and, for, the, etc" and is circled in blue
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Enterprise says boop!
Space shuttle Enterprise viewed from very close to its nose cone
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Stephanie Douglas @stephtdouglas.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I don't think I got enough stickers at #aas245
A grey tray is overflowing with astronomy related stickers and a few paper items. The most prominent stickers are "I ❤️ Pluto", Nancy Grace Roman telescope, and Startorialist
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