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Stephanie Bayer

@stephervescent.bsky.social
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Original Petty Crocker | Kitsch enthusiast & lover of mid mod, horror, caftans, and cocktails. | Ask me about Jimmy Stewart

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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Besides the fact our team WON at the Heated Rivalry trivia event last night in Long Beach, my fave part of the evening was when Hudson’s peloton ad played on all the TVs in the bar randomly and the entire place erupted in claps and screams and hoots and hollers. I was amongst my people.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Didn’t need to tag me but also, you forgot the important part though: take her to a hockey game and let her get fucking wasted.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
~Zen Larr~
Lawrence with eyes closed under a waterfall.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I take pleasure in the little things like the fact I must send @sirlarr.bsky.social at least 10 pictures of Hyraxes via instagram everyday.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Still on my “I’m going to make things because at least that makes me feel better, in control, and I like the tangible object” - so here’s the rug I made.
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henry @hdevalence.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
devs should implement this feature for this website
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
a scallion pancake printer could fix me
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How am I ringing in the New Year? By playing COD of course. Or as Lawrence Sonntag puts it: COD Lang Syne.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This is what it’s like when I play Indiana Jones and the Great Circle.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Have you had your minimum 6 slices of bread today????
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
TIL Bing Crosby was 420 friendly and a supporter of legal “jazz tobacco.”
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Cookie is always watching.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I know Thanksgiving is over and all, but I plan on posting this image every year from now on.
A midcentury photo of an ad for Big Breasted Turkeys which features a drawing of a turkey wearing a bra. You know, cause turkey titties need support too.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m eternally grateful for so many drag queen wig styling videos because I’m now determined to make myself a ridiculous beehive to wear at events. BEEHIVE WILL BE ACHIEVED.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ah, a gaming chair.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Tuesday mood.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Memories of seafood towers of yore.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I just read a description of “Clean-Girl Scandinavian Style” as “…defined by roomy jeans, spirited knits, flip-flops, and an effortlessness that can only come from having universal healthcare” and it made me laugh but also made so much sense.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I feel attacked by this targeted ad. Why are you so concerned with my meat storage?!
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Time to get my bongos ready, baybee.
Front cover of the vinyl record Learn to play Bongos with Jack Costanzo. 
Front cover of Jack Costanzo record Latin Fever that has what looks like a woman in in a leopard bikini bottom with mouth openin  mid-orgasm or scream over a drum.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I’ve been hoping the 1-900 crying line would open back up again since we all need it, but until then, I guess I would cry and dance in a grief rave. www.thelossproject.com/thefandangoe…
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The Fandangoe DISCOTECA | The Loss Project CIC
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Welp, it’s true. All these different apps and nothing of value is being said - including by me.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I want to be so rich, I own an immaculate New York high rise loft where this is the only art on the walls. Because I am a ~true~ art lover.
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Stephanie Bayer @stephervescent.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
It’s important my first post involves pictures of cocktails.
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