Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my eyes have gotten so bad a lot of people look disfigured at first sight 010
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026andris nelsons keeps wearing a rose on his shirt in honor of himself 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026andris nelsons made the second movement of rachmaninoff's symphony #2 sound like it had swelling waves of grandmotherly wistfulness rolling through it, which felt nicely grating next to the harsh parts, but i think the goodness of this was purely accidental and he just goes maudlin wherever he can 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026imagining filming the sunset and syncing it with the theme song from 'the simpsons' so that the song ends when the sun fully falls under the horizon, and doing this many times filming the sunset at different locations 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i can tell by the pattern of the coffee stain on the floor that the bus i'm taking home is the same one i took this morning to work. there is a feeling of being very trapped 010
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026do you think the BSO will reupholster its conductor's stand when andris nelsons leaves after this season 100
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it has always seemed to me a strangely neglected subject, how sky ferreira and guy fieri more or less have the same name 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026back-four-back lightning 4-2.. get outta here danny 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026one of my biggest beefs is with troye sivan because like 8 years ago i saw him idly talking shit about weird al 001
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026niftski and lekukie gonna tear it up tonight, i feel it 000
Reposted by Stephen SturgeonDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 04/07/202681-year-old Charles Willson Peale raises the curtain on his museum of natural history in 1822. In foreground, his fave mastodon bone & a dead turkey. Today is his day. 414227
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026got excited when i saw a picture on the NYT website of what i thought were drafting pens but they were ozempic sticks. it was some dumb article about ozempic 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026i'd like to hear that spelling of 'cacanny' again, i'm not convinced the speller got both Ns in there 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026i've been observing fewer people in situationships and more people in death spirals 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026an important childhood experience was, i was like 7, chewing gum in the street in summer, the gum fell out of my mouth into the gutter, and it was fairly new gum w/ a lot of flavor left to it so when i saw it had many pebbles sticking to it i decided to give it a shot, maybe it wouldn't be so bad... 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026some newspaper's staff have to write their stories in low-oxygen environments. why not the new york times? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/b...nytimes.comSomeone Has to Be Happy. Why Not Lauren Sánchez Bezos? 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026came out of a screening of 'damnation' (1988) to see orbán had conceded while we were in there. life is kind of cool sometimes 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026'i need to finish writing performance appraisals today, because if my country launches a nuclear holocaust tonight i won't be able to concentrate on them tomorrow' is the most grotesque thought i've ever had 031
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026do you guys like giving up. i feel like i'm about to get really into it 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026boston on st. patrick's day must be what it's like on venus on st. valentine's day 001
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026my computer heard me speaking arabic and is showing me youtube ads in arabic 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026the heavyweight boxer with the worst ring entrance music selections was by far evander holyfield 010
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i'm buying a lot of ice cube trays, and this summer i'm keeping glass pitchers full of ice water everywhere in the apartment 000
Reposted by Stephen Sturgeoncaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱 8498352556
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026you can edit your text messages after sending them but you can't track changes? get outta heeeeeeeeere 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026stuck in brooklyn on my way back from philadelphia and a guy on the local news from staten island was saying the NYC snow removal is the worst he's seen it 'in 50 years' and mamdani is intentionally doing it badly 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i don't know what 'marty supreme' is about but i think it is about a guy named marty whose favorite album is 'a love supreme.' marty listens to 'a love supreme' every day and the scenes are example after example of how deeply moved he is by 'a love supreme.' 010
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026there's a new girl scout cookie this year called 'emoluments' 010
Reposted by Stephen SturgeonWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/01/2026need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear. 212573476
Reposted by Stephen SturgeonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death. 4054091505
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025midwinter's day and the fourth sunday of advent coincided yesterday 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025me on my death bed, talking to a physician who is monitoring my steadily slowing pulse: let's... review action items and [gasping, choking, heart seizing]...... neccchhhhxxxxt shhhhhhtepppppsssssss..... 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025it is not implausible that 6ix9ine, in a bid to regain some of his lost cultural relevancy, surgically removes two of his '69' tattoos 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025read 'extreme restaints' as 'extreme restaurants' 000
Stephen Sturgeon @stephensturgeon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i think somene's smoking a swisher in the library 010
