StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It's got three wheels and is as wide as a car. Might as well watch a Reliant Robin... 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026An injured rugby brain lies neglected and abandoned on a muddy pitch. 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This is where my car was parked during a biblical downpour yesterday. I think it must’ve needed a wash. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I may have neglected my duties somewhat but I’m not sure I should be expected to put up with this level of abuse. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Gormless Google's Gemini is fucking on one today... 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Yeah, seems Argentina were playing the wrong way and only heading in one direction throughout yesterday's final. Shame they had to tarnish the GOAT Messi's last hurrah with nasty shoves, kicks and then outright thuggery after the final whistle. 100
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The biggest question being why anyone would even give the Trump-fellating misogynistic creep the time of day. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@darthputinkgb.bsky.social has a bit of the ‘Berlin Bunker’ look about him, dontchya think? 020
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s a really cruel game sometimes. Especially when your president is a grade A asshole. 0394
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026For any and all Americans out there. Happy 250th Birthday. 🎼You say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay🎶 🎵And you cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by🎶 We still love you. Just not the fucks you let in. Ben Jennings in @theguardian.com today. 100
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Not sure that’s entirely complimentary to truckers, but my idiot dog could run a better fair. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This idiot is two years old today. Happy birthday, Vegas. 🥳 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026What to watch is what each of the sponsors behind the crooked creep Infantino does to distance themselves from this revolting, racist, money-grabbing scandal. If, as I suspect, it’s precisely diddly squat, they should all be boycotted. For ever. 040
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Taken this morning in southern France. I think it means bon courage à l’Ecosse pour la Coupe du Monde. #WorldCup #CoupeduMonde 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Two idiots applying greater intellectual analysis and more strategic thinking relating to the US-Israel-Iran war and its effects on the global economy than Trump, Rubio, Hegseth and Vance combined. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026They’re not ‘protestors’, they’re ignorant thugs and they’re clashing with police because their frog-faced fascist fuckwit führer told them to get even more angry. But, of course, they still haven’t a fucking clue what they’re angry about. 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Two idiots on a walk this morning. Still with a combined intellect greater than the entirety of the current squatter in the White House and his ‘administration’. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Given that 99% of everything ‘Trump says’ is total bollocks, maybe @bbcnews we could dispense with beginning every fucking headline with ‘Trump says’…? 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Here’s some platane pollen for you. Headed your way. Oh and a couple of idiot dogs for good measure. 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026We should bring back stocks, or the pillory, for humiliating punishment for these kinds of lowlife creeps. But instead of heads and arms being exposed, it should be other parts of their anatomy. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Guess there’s some high winds - as well as this incessant bloody tramontane - that are shaping clouds into weird and wonderful forms. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Precisely what I told him to say, but he ghosted me. Not a surprise tbf. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Honestly, love it. Walking the dogs is ideal time to let the mind wander. Unfortunately, thanks to Trump, Farage et al. it wanders to some places I’d rather not go to. But the dogs always guide me back. 030
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Ain’t it amazing though? Found these yesterday, not so far away - 1-2mm across, but so complex. 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Tell that to Vietnam, Bangladesh and the Philippines. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Banks of l’Orb this evening. With an idiot to follow, thrown in as an extra, to cleanse your timeline. 100
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Came face-to-face with an escapée French shire horse recently. Dolly, her name is. She's on the left here - pre-excursion. I can categorically state that I wouldn't be able to evict her from a medium-sized bookshop. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 010
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Abandoning a pet is the action of *exactly* the kind of people who’d want to go and live in Dubai. 0264
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Two things from today’s walk: the daintiest daffs you ever saw, and an alien creature known, apparently, as a Mediterranean Conehead mantis. 000
StephenB @stephenmbooth.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hope there’s not a correlation between size and allergic reaction but the mozzies this year appear to be chuffing monsters. Spring and Summer, if it ever arrives, are going to be brutal. For scale, I take a large glove size. 000
