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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Senile.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dzeko shows Ronaldo how to retire from international football with dignity... bsky.app/profile/poma...
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026
Great way to demonstrate the club isn't state owned and is a totally independent business, honest.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hamas has not disarmed. They haven't laid down their arms. What are you going to do about that?" "I mean, look at our country. I was moving. This country is booming during a conflagration. You know, during—some people would say it's a war, some people would say it's not really a war."
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this was a film script it would be rejected for being too far fetched.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delusional.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this some kind of sketch?
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy's a nutter.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was terrible when my wife had a couple of nights in hospital. I was sat at home doing the same things I always do. It just didn't seem right without her sitting on the sofa doing her thing.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadly, the problem with democracy is that everybody gets to vote. I'm not sure how we can fix that.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm fairly sure my granny looked like that when she was born.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is nauseating.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That guy's a nutter.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Max Wall's Iconic Humorous Walk and Dance
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plus huge points deduction in which ever league they land in. Otherwise it's unfair to the other clubs in that league.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure Gibbo will find some way to get us compensation for our last relegation.
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Untypicalboro @untypicalboro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham's speech to Labour conference was excellent. Passionate, principled & explicitly putting the blame for the state of a stagnant, broken Britain on Thatcher's deindustrialisation, privatisation & the dismantling of the post-war consensus to put profit before people.
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Andy McDonald MP @andymcdonaldmp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've just heard a vision for Britain on big, big issues like social care, council housebuilding, public control of water, and making every vote count. I think everybody can get behind what Andy had to say today. #LabConf26
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chef's Kiss: Perfect Dish
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The negative side is the custom of throwing beer in the air after a goal. This is a fairly recent phenomenom and is annoying. Especially if you're there with family.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's allowed in Germany. The main difference it makes is in the pre match build up. The stands are packed well before kick off. In England, many fans stay in the concourse till the last minute so that they can finish their drink. The ground is emptier and there's a late rush to get to seats.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've lost so many friends and acquaintances that were my vintage that I've started to feel guilty about it. Not sure what I've done to deserve to still be here when they're not.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It really is time to just start ignoring this fucking imbecile. Don't give him a stage to spout this bullshit.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Serious question. How does this fraud work? They pay for health care but don't use it. Can someone explain to me how they make a profit?
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Queen, two days before she died ...
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Melania is looking at him as if she was thinking, I thought you'd be dead by now.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dads: We're Doomed!
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know how you can sometimes remember where you where the first time you heard a certain song. I was in The Cleveland at the top of Linthorpe Road when somebody put this on the juke box ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYR...
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David Bowie - Space Oddity (Official Video)
YouTube video by David Bowie
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know, when somebody's sick, I mean kind of mentally unstable, not to say delusional or demented, you kind of feel sorry for them. It's sad. You pity them. Unless they're the fucking President of the fucking USA and in control of fucking atom bombs that could destroy humanity. Just sayin.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FridayNightIsMusicNight some music is just timeless ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4R...
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Toots & The Maytals - Pressure Drop | Live at Winterland (1975)
YouTube video by Toots on MV
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FridayNightIsMusicNight ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRm7...
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The Slickers - Johnny Too Bad
YouTube video by DeGigantischeSok
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FridayNightIsMusicNight I'm in a reggae mood tonight ... "I'd rather be a free man in my grave Than living as a puppet or a slave" ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAb...
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Jimmy Cliff Recording The Harder They Come In Studio Session
YouTube video by Perry Henzell
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How many Dan Burns is that?
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to a few away games mid seventies following the Boro. In my experience, without a shred of a doubt, Maine Road was the worst for away fans.
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Untypicalboro @untypicalboro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A diligent and enthusiastic #Boro barmy statistician and researcher, music buff and a top, top bloke.
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We're desperately saddened to report the passing of our friend, Colin Galloway. Colin, as devoted a Boro fan as you are ever likely to meet, was a dedicated researcher and proud custodian of our club...
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the kind of stuff that will finish Trump in the end. Their incompetence will save us.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
oh my goodness -- I had no idea Mike Collins's hit ads on Jon Ossoff are *this* bad. Truly abysmal stuff.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This reminds me of me buying smoke alarms for every room in my house. We have not had one fire in 30 years. What a waste of money.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, we don't know. That's why we're asking you and expecting a serious answer. You fucking arrogant ignorant dickhead.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish someone had asked Zelensky if he had a message for Putin, and he'd replied yeah, get the fuck out of my country.
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man's Hilarious Confused Look
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fozzie Bear Cringe Embarrassed
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He sounds like the villain in a James Bond movie.
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Man Petting a White Cat
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David @davidpeacock40.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Royal British Legion Says It Wants ‘No Association’ With Anti-Migrant Group Behind Poppy Fundraisers The charity says it never authorised a Hampshire group's… bylinetimes.com/2026/09/22/royal-br…
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Royal British Legion Says It Wants ‘No Association’ With Anti-Migrant Group Behind Poppy Fundraisers
The charity says it never authorised a Hampshire group's 'Raise the Poppies' appeal, as crowdfunding sites take pages down
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Awkward
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stephenharkin @stephenharkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll pass on this one. My granddaughter is quicker than me and she isn't 3 till next month.
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