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Stephanie Patterson

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War Eagle 🦅 Yorkie mom 🐾

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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oops! I love football! 57 yarder omg 😱
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bama down bama down 🥳🥳🥳
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Barbra Streisand's Enthusiastic Woo Woo
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg lol
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I lived in Ft Myers, FL and the Canadian population that came down during season carried the economy. I know south Florida is suffering 🎻
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg I’ve never been drier
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning 🌞
Coffee in a pink mug with a white and tan yorkie laying down in the background
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was waiting on the dress to catch fire 🫠
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I couldn’t find my remote fast enough lol
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are gargling Trump’s balls on #Gameday especially Saban 🙄 #football
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can not wait for SpaceX’s turn
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning. I love your glasses 👓
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh yes the fuck you did, Karl and you were warned where it would lead. Please put your head back up your ass.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
White House correspondents, D.C. bureau chiefs, and media execs: The German government expelled Dorothy Thompson from the country in August 1934. She's remembered and respected today for her important coverage and analysis over the next decade of the German regime. Be like Dorothy Thompson.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody gives af what Rahm has to say. Y’all cant make Rahm happen 🙄
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI money should be treated like AIPAC money
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you 😊
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I need that cat tree real baddd 😩
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welcome to Labor Day weekend. Gas prices are at an historic high.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All of the AI images of food triggers trypophobia in me. I automatically want to hurl 🤮
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8 it’s 8 isn’t it? It’s always the worst possible answer
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Congratulations, Karen! Ps. Body is tea! 😍😍😍
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m dead 😂
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TAKE MEEEE 😩
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lmfaoooo go KA 💪🏼
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s giving inbred
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 21/08/2026
Surprising fact: We are actually NOT seeing more food recalls this year compared with recent years. What we’re seeing is an increase in the number of illnesses caused by contaminated food. This is the largest ever cyclospora outbreak & third-largest foodborne illness outbreak of any kind on record.
Number of food recalls by year
There have been 162 food recalls posted this year by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture.

Chart shows yearly food recall numbers from 2017 to 2026.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A “race realist” lmao you use his framing instead of calling him a racist. I hate it here.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Done!
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What omg
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Done!
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Aww poor baby 🩷🐕‍🦺
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Tim Gunn Eww Gross
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
86 does not mean to get rid of an item, it means that an item has ran out. If you plate the last cup of soup in a restaurant you yell to the chef and tell the front of the house to 86 the soup.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thank you for your service 🫡
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dumb ass mfer saluting instead of his hand over his black heart 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 24/07/2026
The White House Correspondents Dinner is going ahead as planned tonight. I thought I didn’t have any respect for the media left to lose, but here they are having a party with the most dangerous, treasonous president in American history. Have a good time, you weak useless clowns.
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Emile Aleman: Spine Coward
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Stephanie Patterson @stephaniepatterson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Do it!
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am seeing a lot about the conglomerate Taylor Farms in the news this morning, now that the cyclosporiasis outbreak has been traced to the lettuce that they sold to Taco Bell and other retailers. I’m seeing them linked to MAGA donation, but no one connecting them to far right Christian nationalism.
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