Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My power just went out for about two seconds, which is the most annoying length of time for the power to be out. If you're going to make me reset all my clocks, the least you could do is COMMIT 010
Reposted by StelleDavid H. Montgomery @dhmontgomery.com · 15/04/2026A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur. And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops). Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your... 4382176405
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Every year around this time of year I start being sure that I've forgotten someone's birthday or something I've booked on March 25th, because there's *something* on that date, I'm sure of it. Then I remember. It's the day the One Ring is cast into the Cracks of Doom and Sauron falls. 161
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 19/01/2026can't tell if the internet service person I'm talking to is genuinely really interested in this show she's talking up to me or if she's getting paid to advertise it 100
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 02/01/2026If I stare at this cross-stitch pattern long enough, maybe it will turn out that this word is SUPPOSED to be vertically displaced from the others by one square. Then I wouldn't have to tear out two letters! 010
Reposted by StelleDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I choose to take this as a positive omen. (As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.) 11042396
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The difference between me (a person who read her first Batman comic in elementary school) and my coworker (just getting into comics) is that when asked about my favorite character I casually went "oh yeah, then they killed her for a while but she's back now" and my coworker looked horrified. 000
Reposted by StelleMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/12/2025Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week! 17631105
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 05/12/2025wandering my house plaintively crying "where... where..." like a Victorian ghost (I am cold and cannot find my microwaveable heating pad) 000
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Unfortunately, my brother has the correct opinions on AI. Heartbreaking, the most annoying person you know just made a great point, etc. 100
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Oh dammit, the magical bookstore with the really good book I was reading was a dream 000
Reposted by StelleCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart. liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...liorpachter.wordpress.comJames Watson in his own words“Some anti-Semitism is justified” “Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them” “Japan should be bombed for d… 24583292
Reposted by StelleAngelle Haney Gullett @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025They literally ruin everything they touch 4688993335
Reposted by StelleRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵) 715294779901
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 29/07/2025just played a game I hated when I played it before, just to make sure I still hate it. good news! I'm consistent! 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 25/07/2025My coworker just said, "so, you have a master's degree, right?" as she watched me hot-glue darts to a paper dartboard. Devastating 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 18/07/2025My toxic trait is that I really truly believe owning a different vacuum cleaner could fix me 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Just realized that a book I'd been waiting for came out (a couple months ago), had a flurry of emotions (it's out! I'm late! I missed it?), bought it on ebook (hurray!), and then remembered that this was a physical copy series and that now I'm going to have to buy a second physical copy to match. 000
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I'm not cut out for waking before 7 in the morning. Somebody send help. At what point is it acceptable to go to sleep? 210
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 23/06/2025If you get to jury duty early you get the comfier chairs 😤 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Talked about Ecco the Dolphin in my therapy appointment. My brand is so strong 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 13/06/2025.....oh, there is a very large spider on the wall by my bed 110
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I was VERY RESTRAINED and RESPONSIBLE at the textile art center sale and I think I deserve a reward, perhaps in the form of more fiber arts supplies 😈 000
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Today at work I discovered that I have a really tough time saying editable 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 23/05/2025The most reliable way to get me to accidentally stay up late is to remind me of a deeply-felt yet incredibly trivial argument from long ago. I chose this hill in my youth and I WILL be dying here, thank you very much 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I have to remember to bring a physical book next Thursday to see if THAT stops this very talkative coworker from talking to me on our overlapping break. I WOULD LIKE TO READ MY EBOOK 010
Reposted by StelleCasey terHorst @ecoevolab.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Scientist admits sky is indeed blue www.newscientist.com/article/2481...newscientist.comColossal scientist now admits they haven’t really made dire wolvesDespite a huge media fanfare in which Colossal Biosciences claimed to have resurrected the extinct dire wolf, the company's chief scientist now concedes that the animals are merely modified grey wolve... 427486
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I took what I am choosing to call a completely planned three-hour pre-sleep nap. Surely this will have no impact on me tomorrow. 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I'm going to banish my parents from my home if they don't stop putting my measuring cups in the wrong place 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I've discovered a serious problem in my weaving, so we're just going to.... set that down and not look at it until tomorrow 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I never feel more impossibly ancient than when my phone updates and changes things. I am IMMEDIATELY a crotchety old lady asking if it was REALLY necessary to move my buttons around 010
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Tomorrow someone at work is going to ask me how I spent my birthday night and I'm going to answer that I spent it entering song lyrics from three different versions of Hadestown the musical into a table so I could compare the lyrical changes 020
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 24/04/2025At an appt rn and there was an unattended ladder going up to a roof access point on my way in, and I want to climb it SO BAD 020
Reposted by StelleAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 22/04/2025Merge the events! MERGE THE EVENTS! MERGE! THE! EVENTS! 9690214
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Uh, whoops. Didn't realize it was... 2 am.......... perhaps it should be bedtime? 120
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I ate breakfast today, which is not a thing I usually do, and now it's like lunchtime, and I have to eat AGAIN! When does it end 020
Reposted by StelleGory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Instead of believing the myth that three expensive, genetically modified wolves are “de-extinct” dire wolves, let’s look at animals humanity has actually brought back from the brink of extinction using proven science and dedicated hard work: 🧵/6 5132451570
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I just told my coworker, with all sincerity, that tacky glue is my one true belovéd in this life. She's been working with me long enough that she didn't bat an eye 020
Reposted by StelleJacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Colossal Bioscience did not revive dire wolves, despite a sensationalist Time Magazine cover story. Making genetically modified animals that are cosplaying as extinct species is not de-extinction. 261968771
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Saw a groundhog while on the phone with my mom, casually mentioned it, and was subjected to an interrogation along the lines of "are you SURE it was a groundhog?" Biologist parents! Call a vole a shrew and they never let you forget it. 000
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Fucked up that I scheduled a dentist appointment for 8 am. Even more fucked up that it's a night where I am in opposition to sleep 030
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Disappointed my hairstylist by only knowing one of my three(?) astrological signs 😔 020
Reposted by StelleKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/03/2025Who wants some good news? The overwintering monarch population, which had plummeted last winter, has doubled this winter! www.worldwildlife.org/stories/east...worldwildlife.orgEastern Monarch Butterfly Population Nearly DoublesThe population wintering in central Mexico's forests occupied 4.42 acres, up from 2.22 acres during the previous winter. 305163444037
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 16/03/2025There's a person in the audience of the play I'm seeing who may be a person I was friends with when we were teenagers, but I am so bad at faces that I genuinely can't tell 120
Stelle @stelleka.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I had to wake up very early and I'm going to make that EVERYONE'S problem 220
