St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Let's all get this straight, UFO sightings which were a PSYOP to camouflage the pentagon's advanced fighter and stealth programs are now being used as a PSYOP to draw attention away from Pedo Drumph and his shitty war! 010
Reposted by St.Eligius the Egregiousʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 03/04/2026On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many. 1353174472
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026New depths of hopeless bachelor have been reached! Standing in the bathroom taking a piss with the left hand, while shoveling a lemon turnover into my gob with the right.media.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt and tie is biting into a piece of breadALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is biting into a piece of bread 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 21/01/2026@godivaghoul.bsky.social like others in the USSA I've received my copy of your book. Thank you so much, it's lovely! 160
Reposted by St.Eligius the EgregiousJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot 368278997553
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Watching 8 of 64 cores hit 100%and the fan ramp up... 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Unironically these two bumper stickers were on the same vehicle. 010
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 31/08/2025If Canada is America's hat, does that mean Florida is its dick? 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Really tempted to go to my tech job dressed as one of the Adeptus Mechanicus late October. 010
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Weird quote of the day: "Never underestimate the things you can learn from a dead child!" 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 24/06/2025'Trump lies like the rest of us breath' - James O'Brien 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Tummy is nice and warm, 2L of hot Earl Grey over an hour and a half.... 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Had an earthquake in the region, thought it was ultra heavy machinery moving through. 000
Reposted by St.Eligius the Egregious¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025finished four ships meme just in time for vday! thank you again for all the suggestions :D [ #alphyne #kimharry #momokarun #arielster ] 435367
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 26/12/2024"I bought them at the charity shop for four Pounds." - every Brit ever 010
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"Don't pick a moron for a breeding partner! " "If you are going to have kids, 'idiot' needs to be on the list of deal breakers. - some worm-dog 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Need to turn the old broken Singer into a manual potter's wheel. 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Bet you if we brought back old fashioned greek ostracism votes, more than half of eligible voters would show up to the polls! The political parties would have to field candidates who aren't complete assholes... 010
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Am I the only person who cringes when they hear someone refer to themselves as an "entrepreneur"? 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 22/11/2024AI Jeebus: THX1138, quit jerking it to Holo BDSM! 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 20/11/2024"Words, nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears!" - Philip J. Fry 000
St.Eligius the Egregious @steligius.bsky.social · 20/11/2023I swear, you pass out for two hours and the whole world goes to shit! 050