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Woofer (F3)

@stayshift.bsky.social
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Sounders/ECS, Ipswich FC/Manchester United. LR3 Warframe. Street Fighter. Audiophile. Dad. Pretty shit friend, tho...

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To their credit, at least they are being up front about it.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mind, body, and soul are ready for icebind. Fuck the haters. Fuck the whiners. And definitely, 100% on God, fuck the solo players hating and whining that they aren't going to play it first. Warframe needs this mode more than it needs to pander to softies and low level players.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ched. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, sometimes you do. Like when Adrian subtly announced a heavy look at Renton, with what I would generously call, a millionaire's mindset. That's what we call quitting Seattle.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tucker Carlson
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Star Trek The Next Generation with the kids and got to the Okona episode. Joe Piscopo is a shill for the MAGA movement? Damn, how the funny have fallen.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah. Don't leave Lumen or Seattle, Sounders. The view to and from Seattle on the light rail puts a smile on my (and I imagine loads of others) face. Just build the damned thing in Seattle. Don't be bitches about this thing.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am also disappointed that neither team went on a limb to secure Memorial field.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is a weird goal. WEIRD! Luckiest goal the Sounders have had in a while.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell of a game. Sounders looked like shit for about half of that game but pulled out 9 points in 3 games. No disappointment here.
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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck the wizards, sporting, or whatever the fuck you call yourself now. Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife is like you and I am like your wife. I have a movie night on Wednesdays, a Warframe night on Fridays, Baldurs Gate 3 on Sunday, whatever game night on Tuesdays. She has bunco once a month. She's good with that.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone has to be patient. I won't be able to play this day one or even day 25. They are figuring it out and unless someone in the community can miraculously figure out the spaghetti code that this great game is built on, some grace is needed for the devs.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You like this but you don't recognize Hawaiian as a viable option?!?
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mary Poppins x Mortal Kombat would slap.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ha!!! I just saw the last name in Fotmob and my brain just thought it was joveljic. Good check.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the thought that 25k isn't enough? C'mon now. Most of us love the intimate vibe of Starfire. What's terrible about this idea is that isn't thought-out, transparent, or even considering the fans needs and wants.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the Warframe, Narim. Not OP as Uriel but waaaaay more synergistic. I helminthed off her 4 for ice wave and now I have long range conical ice, short range blasts, over shield maker, and a snow globe. Love it!!!!
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy crap! We are back in the playoffs. Jfc. This Sounders team gives me heart palpitations.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck yeah, Arriola!!!! Fuck yes!!!!!!
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another one for the Sounders? ! Who's!
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got no skin this game for the Sounders moving. I go to games now once in a blue moo... OH SHIT!! WE FUCKING SCORED!!! ...n. I listen on the radio. I am watching this drama unfold with my own unpopular opinions despite the reality.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make no mistake: in every fiber of Sounders soccer, we expect nothing short of absolute, uncompromising excellence. We don’t settle. We demand excellence. They should act accordingly.
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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The bluest skies you’ve ever seen are in Seattle And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #PunchNazis
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg!!! You are!!!
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both things can be true.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mind was made up two years ago. Adrian kept Craig on a leash and Craig couldn't do a damned thing. Kind of hard to play moneyball if there is no money.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Show your work.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, I don't. Of course, I don't but with the way the world is right now *gestures at everything* it sure would be good if something wasn't so blatantly non-empathetic to its audience.
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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burn - Destroy - Wreak - Kill Seattle Sounders surely will! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's not how any of this works. It is a local paper that should be giving AT LEAST two fucks to the... *Checks notes* one of the most consistently successful local MLS teams. Fuck their bottomline. Do better.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me either. I main Baruuk so yucking someone's yum seems disingenuous for me... But her kit doesn't move me. Now! HER DESIGN?
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Lizzo: Watch Out For The Big Girls
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, it was rough. Really hard to see the Boys go so low for so long but now they are up and holding their own.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I can't get kills". In ESO. My answer:
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Dissolving a Wiener in Acid
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I say... Better than Follie?
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Ted Running
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who the hell bitches about a nuke frame in ESO. It is literally there to level you stuff. I'd rather carry three people with my Mirage than grind for 6-7 levels of ESO to get my weapons to 30.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fucking love doing that. Go make a sandwich, come back, check progress, go solve world peace, come back, check progress, go and eradicate fascism, come back, check progress...
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been doing it for ages. Volt is biggus dickus.
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Warframe Volt
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But we didn't miss out. We can still get the skin. Just some group figured it out and he went and did the thing. It's like the 1999 ARG with the drippy backpack. I'll agree with the notification though. That induced some FOMO but I am over it.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got caught up on the latest Warframe "drama." Ya"ll need to go touch grass, be with nature, or visit a zoo. It isn't that serious to have found an Easter egg (even if it was meant for mid to endgame players. Big whoop).
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alchemy with a party sucks ass. Warframe players need to get their shit together. If they don't, it'll bring 2010s-era COD back from the dead.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I can breath a little easier knowing the Sounders won. Was beginning to think we were the Tottenham of MLS.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit! THE SOUNDERS WON A GAME!!!
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Waving Rocky
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been running the same Banshee Gloom build for three years now. She's my ultimate lich killer but now, with her rework, I am exciting to pop Evade and actually use her kit in a different way.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100+?
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And now they are a testing ground for audience reaction. I actually like this way of communicating. It's less dog fooding us (ala Google's Nexus program) and more like active involvement in their roundtable discussions. I feel like we are part of shaping warframe because of the devshorts.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Excited Girl's Happy Celebration
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't laugh at that! That was horrible.
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Anchorman: Come Hug Me! (Will Ferrell)
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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Atletico Madrid is beating Real!!!!!
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