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That is a weird goal. WEIRD! Luckiest goal the Sounders have had in a while.

Hell of a game. Sounders looked like shit for about half of that game but pulled out 9 points in 3 games. No disappointment here.

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 23h

Fuck the wizards, sporting, or whatever the fuck you call yourself now. Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love the Warframe, Narim. Not OP as Uriel but waaaaay more synergistic. I helminthed off her 4 for ice wave and now I have long range conical ice, short range blasts, over shield maker, and a snow globe. Love it!!!!

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holy crap! We are back in the playoffs. Jfc. This Sounders team gives me heart palpitations.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuck yeah, Arriola!!!! Fuck yes!!!!!!

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another one for the Sounders? ! Who's!

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got no skin this game for the Sounders moving. I go to games now once in a blue moo... OH SHIT!! WE FUCKING SCORED!!! ...n. I listen on the radio. I am watching this drama unfold with my own unpopular opinions despite the reality.

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The bluest skies you’ve ever seen are in Seattle And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #PunchNazis

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Burn - Destroy - Wreak - Kill Seattle Sounders surely will! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just got caught up on the latest Warframe "drama." Ya"ll need to go touch grass, be with nature, or visit a zoo. It isn't that serious to have found an Easter egg (even if it was meant for mid to endgame players. Big whoop).

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man, I can breath a little easier knowing the Sounders won. Was beginning to think we were the Tottenham of MLS.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Been running the same Banshee Gloom build for three years now. She's my ultimate lich killer but now, with her rework, I am exciting to pop Evade and actually use her kit in a different way.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Atletico Madrid is beating Real!!!!!

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Be excellent to each other! and take 3 points! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@seanbonner.com this is fire. Great job. seanbonner.com/wp-content/u...

An adaptation of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. A blonde woman with a shirt featuring the EU flag walks away. A man in a Canadian-flag-patterned shirt looks at her, while an older woman with a pained expression and Donald Trump’s face in a US-flag swimsuit watches him, clearly distressed.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ah crap. I was thinking of Tom and ugh, all the feelings came up. We all had so much fun with him. I didn't even know him that well. FFS. Says a lot about someone when memories, faded and gone, can make you feel deeply.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think he would be proud of who he became in spite of the obstacles. Sad that he gave up parts to get there but it is all for the better. I am in a much better place.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fuck off. You guys won. Big whoop. Everything is WORSE because you are in charge. Worse kind of i-cheated-on-friends-test and they were the wrong friend. Fuckups. Just total fuckups.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am just over here laughing about Manchester United's game today. This is so silly.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jesus, Ipswich Town is getting caught in Ed Sheeran/Macklemore crossfire. Leave the club out of this.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 15/09/2026

Brian Schmetzer says ‘you’re not going to believe this’ but Paul Rothrock is out 8-10 weeks with a right hamstring injury.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jfc, ManU. What the hell is going over there? Final third is just looking pathetic. Are you the Sounders of Premier League?

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fuck you, Adrian for turning the Sounders into the Mariners. Asshole.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hell of a play and score there by Arriola but sheesh, seems more like the universe taking pity on the Sounders.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This fucking sucks for the Sounders. This Galaxy isn't that good. And yet, we still can't do shit with an incredibly decent roster.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sounders looking really good right now.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And IPSWICH TOWN WIN!!!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!! WHAT A GAME.

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fuck it… Do Crime! Steal them 3 points! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How do you know Dropout.tv has made it? One person doesn't like What's the Catch. One person wants smut of Sam. One likes What's the Catch. We are eating good.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can I be serious? I just want to play Warframe right now.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

SCORE A GOAL, SOUNDERS!!! CAUSE SOME CHAOS IN THEIR BOX!!!

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@warframe.com I am not a developer but that Banshee "rework" was incredibly underwhelming. Actually, it just sucks. I think a lot of us were hoping for a complete overhaul. Anyway of delaying it and just redoing it so she is viable for modern day Warframe? Please? Yes, please.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ. The Sounders Supporters base is so cynical. We got one more (HEALTHY) guy in the mix. Did the FO do a clusterfuck for the past five years? Yes. Is Adrian and Craig not right for their positions? Also, yes. But Caden? We haven't even seen him play with us. Give him a break.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So, we got a winger. Which is what the Sounders needed. But Shmetz is going to have to make the central midfielder position work to his strengths.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I keep refreshing Bluesky to see if there is anything ANYTHING about the Sounders transfer progress. God, this sucks.

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Plague Star for Warframe next week. AKA the time I burn the fuck out because of forma. I got 200+ last year. And I just ran out.

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Shoresy: Set The F***ing Tone

ALT: Shoresy: Set The F***ing Tone

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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 01/09/2026

Claim a code for a Warframe bundle including the Level Up for @stjude.bsky.social Display, 3x Forma and Bombyx Syandana until September 30! Visit the Tiltify page, scroll down to Rewards and select the Warframe Bundle to receive a code after checkout! bit.ly/4xBfG0i

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Seattle Dirtbags @seattledirtbags.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Roll that City Limo all the way to 3 points down at Royal Brougham Park! Shoot Gravy! Drink 40s! Score Goals! PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE! #FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What the hell is going on with the Boys in Blue? My lord! This is amazing!!!!

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Woofer (F3) @stayshift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Outside of Lillestrom, all of my teams are out their respective tournaments. Sheesh...

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