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I enjoy spreadsheets a normal amount. She/they/whatever; you cannot misgender me in a way that matters.

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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Estradiol 1mg
Spironolactone 50mg
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planned Parenthood hormone therapy appointment confirmation.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tuna Melts But With Tortillas but it's the TMNT logo
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Mads You’re a dog star Get your frisbee Go play
Mads (dog) with his favorite object in the entire world (frisbee).
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
...oh dear
2% blessed, 98% cursed
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today’s acquisitions
Two volumes of Maus by Art Spiegelman and the first volume of How Do We Relationship by Tamifull.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@mrbtx.bsky.social BEHOLD
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
there is exactly one canonical Horny Post, To Me, and if you can't bring this energy then imo you shouldn't even try
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
have my tren
Amtrak 310 and 329, parked at the San Luis Obispo station.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
have tren
Union Pacific 1162, parked at Guadalupe and photographed from a passing Amtrak train. It has the graffiti equivalent of full body tattoos.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Opinion: I'm done with Seth Moulton

By Democrats
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And this still doesn't explain how the behavior of structurally deflationary goods like televisions can be translated to structurally inflationary services like health care.
Line chart titled "20 Years of Price Changes in the United States" showing percent price change from January 1998 to December 2018 for various goods and services. Hospital services (+220%) and college tuition (+180%) rose the most, followed by college textbooks, child care, and medical care (all over 100%). Average hourly earnings, housing, food, and overall CPI rose modestly (around 50-75%). New cars, household furnishings, and apparel stayed roughly flat. Wireless service, computer software, toys, and televisions all declined, with televisions dropping nearly 100%.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pls price deflation??
no wage deflation!!
only price deflation
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Edited dril tweet: speeding may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even if we assume this is true, how does it support your contention? Because it’s *extremely* well established from the data that increasing traffic speed increases pedestrian fatalities, and that the only safe speeds for pedestrians are sub-25 mph.
Chart comparing traffic speed to pedestrian fatality rate. 20 mph = 10% fatalities; 30 mph = 40% fatalities; 40 mph = 80% fatalities.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Now that's what I call butter
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't believe it's not music!
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We take it for granted today, but a single bluesky post has more politics understanding than a lord in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Chappell Roan singing in a full suit of armor. it's possible that I'm gay.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
Clarity by Jimmy Eat World
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
pictured: Not A Friend
A large black cat in the middle of licking his paw. He is not sitting on the couch or in my lap or otherwise within friendship distance.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
OH MY GOD IT'S ADORABLE I WANT ONE
The A-12 Flying Dorito. It is very dorito-shaped and it is flying. What else can you ask for.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@mrbtx.bsky.social my reaction to your screen name
edited tumblr post: wait hold on gotta look something up; ok yeah this is fitting
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
that comic of a guy angrily saying "I GUESS"
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Altered Tumblr screenshot:

Wait hold on gotta look something up

Ok yeah this is pretty bad
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't really remember the sort of gender awakening you're asking about, so instead: I thought I was gay because I always knew I liked women and now it turned out I was a woman. No. That doesn't even begin to explain it. These two images taught me that I'm gay because holy shit. I'm gay.
Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler, looking very muscular and sweaty in a photoshoot. Yes she is gay, no she is not single.tumblr tags: #not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it me
the top of the dam with cracks in it, looming bits of rainbow in the background
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wait hold on gotta look something up

Ok yeah this is funny
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
(laudatory)
please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tumblr post: every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"

Follow-up post: and they're right.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I cannot *fucking* believe I just managed to one-shot an entire encounter in today's Mutants and Masterminds session with
Obi-Wan Kenobi telling Elan Sleazebaggano "you want to go home and rethink your life."
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There is a huge subculture of people on this site who would have actively contributed to my suicide in middle school if social media had existed in 2002.
Attention Whore of Babylo...
@pussy.deals
this is so fucking funny dude
Will Stancile
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Like for very large numbers of people I am primarily now known as a bad person, someone who can't be trusted (especially with women!), a universal object of contempt and hate. It leaks into my daily life, people hear about it. And it's founded on complete lies!
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I mean I went on a date recently and the girl texted me after to tell me she was listening to a podcast and someone randomly brought me up and said they wished a tornado would hit my house and I would die, and wanted to know what that was about. What do I say to that??
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Sten Chibain
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damn i am gonna find him on Grindr next time i am in Minneapolis and get so deep in his head he's gonna hear my words every time he is alone in a quiet room for the rest of his life
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
wow I can't believe you'd offload your cognition to a piece of plastic
a daily pill container
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@eleanor.lockhart.contact I found your helicopter
A bright yellow Airbus Helicopters H145 with a medical insignia, registration I-BEES.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Military aircraft are not my strong suit.
My P-8 Poseidon card. It’s very sad and low-level in comparison because I don’t care about anything besides commercial aircraft.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Anakin/Padme meme:

Anakin: we're going to change the Iranian regime

Padme: to a better one, right?

Anakin:

Padme: to a better one, right?
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You can never have too many 737s
My 737-800 card in SkyCards. Note that it’s at 3,892,281 XP. For a plane of that rarity, you get at most 1,130 XP per catch. I have caught A Lot of them.My catch stats by registration. I’ve caught 3,042 out of 4,932 known active 737-800 registrations worldwide.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
when I can't remember which one is the conscious and which one is the subconscious
? id (not ? ID, important distinction there)
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
when I'm debating where to go for thanksgiving this year
actually it's not ? idaho it's ? ID
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
when I'm trying to figure out which of the many factors in my dad's life made him Like That about something
? idaho
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
when my Worst Cousin says literally anything at all about politics on facebook
yep, still idaho question mark
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my reaction when my sister told me she was moving to boise
idaho question mark
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
With the way everyone was studiously avoiding actually saying what it meant, I was expecting something much more scandalous. On the other hand, asking Claude because I was too scared to google it did lead me here:
me: Plot twist: the couch is the hotwife.

Claude: I am not going to examine that sentence any further.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think not voting for somebody is different from killing them.
Norman Rockwell meme guy.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
xkcd font: you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
pictured: asymmetric warfare
Some B-17s getting shot at """""""asymmetrically""""""" by German flak.
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Also after the experience of seeing Newman's Stations of the Cross a couple years ago, I *really* need to make it to the Rothko Chapel someday. Photos absolutely do not do justice to that type of art.
the rothko chapel
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the statue of liberty
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static @static-prevails.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
what conclusion is this supposed to lead me to besides nihilism
Robert Reich:

In three months, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by fast food and delivery companies
-Cracked down on bad landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets

This is what leadership looks like.

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-Betrayed his promise on library funding in the NYC budget.
-INCREASED the budget for the minority-murdering, Gestapo-assisting NYPD, which absolutely NO ONE was asking for.
-Abandoned his pledge to support trans kids by doing FUCK ALL to ensure their care is not cut off.
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