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Graig

@stateofbaseball.bsky.social
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Sports fan, "writer", hockey captain and dog owner. If I can respond with a Simpsons quote or GIF, you can bet your sweet… ass… I will stateofbaseball.substack.com/

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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This game is giving my dog gray hair
A black lab
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp, looks like the Guardians will be making that comeback
A Ben Shapiro tweet
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My thoughts on tonight’s travesty are summed up in this video
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my friends and I finally catch Liberty Biberty
Liberty biberty in the office space printer scene
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aww yeah it’s the first Friday night in October! Can’t wait to flip on some playoff baseball…
Empty mlb scoreboard
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So that Microsoft copilot ad was basically… if someone is better than you, feed it through our AI, let us make it better and you take all the credit?
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was nice of Joey Votto to wear a suit with the anti-bird window pattern on it to protect our avian friends during fall migration
Joey Votto Window covering for birds
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Astros are out. It’s a great day for baseball, and therefore the world
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painted
mlb gameday strike zone of a strikeout
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wanted to watch the Padres but didn’t want to spend $13.99 for 2-3 games. Went to a sports bar, they also didn’t want to pay for Peacock. Went to another one, they didn’t either. Guess I’m watching hockey tonight! Was this what you had in mind MLB?
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awww
Branford thinks he’s one of the Baywatch models
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playoff wishlist in order: 1. Padres World Series 2. If not, then White Sox-Brewers for the Andrew Vaughn revenge series. 3. And finally, if neither of those, then any series with the Dodgers being swept
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To all Senators and Congressmen, I am offering my sports consulting services where I tell you if a team exists, where they play, how to pronounce player names, and other simple facts. $10,000 per hour, but you’ll never embarrass yourself with a sports error again!
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2026 MLB Season Contest (End of Regular Season Update) - plus how my picks have fared. Someone had the Rays and White Sox in the playoffs to score big points. stateofbaseball.substack.com/p/2026-mlb-s...
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2026 MLB Season Contest (End of Regular Season Update)
Here are the standings after the regular season
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s no real stakes on the line today (the Phillies, Dbacks, Rangers and Astros all deserve to miss the playoffs), so that clears my afternoon for one last hangout with Kruk and Kuip 😔
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This whole time there’s been a hockey movie with a fight to the death involving a giant Penguin and I didn’t know about it til now?
Sudden death movieSudden Death movie
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the list of shows I’ve enjoyed the most since 2000. Justified should’ve been ranked much higher
NYT tv show list
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2006, I was 20 and went to every MLB park one summer. We saw Justin Verlander in Detroit. After today, there will be no players from that trip still playing 20 years later. An entire generation has passed. In 2006, 7 players had also played 20 years before that, in 1986.
Justin Verlander in 2006Me and friends at Comerica Park in 2006Roger Clemens in 2006Julio Franco in 2006
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Quiet honey the oven is talking”
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This post ranking stadiums I made in 2023 is randomly popular this week. I stand by it… Oracle Park is unmatched stateofbaseball.substack.com/p/mlb-stadiu...
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MLB Stadiums, Ranked!
Well, not 1-30, but put in their own tiers. Let's go
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Guardians are in first place. The White Sox did all they could to stave off the inevitable, but sadly it’s over
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also Todd smells
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They miss you too
The Flanders Press
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OH MY GOD!!! That trampoline is mine!
Offer up trampoline for free
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you look at it by innings, in 1980, each pitcher was able to cover an average of 100 innings. In 2025 it's half that, but we're going to add almost 3,000 more innings to cover: Innings pitcher per pitcher: 1980 - 100 1993 - 80 1998 - 78 2008 - 67 2018 - 54 2025 - 49
A chart showing innings pitched divided by number of pitchers per season
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where are the pitchers going to come from for expansion? In 1998, we needed 37 new pitchers. If we added 2 at the current number, we'd need 60 new Major League pitchers: Pitchers used per team: 1980 - 14.6 1993 - 18.1 1998 - 18.6 2008 - 21.7 2018 - 26.6 2025 - 29.1 www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
A chart showing pitchers use by team per season
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just spent 20 minutes looking for my box cutter… it was in my pocket
Box cutter in pocketHomer with a remote in his pocket
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hope they find a safer spot for him to nap while he recovers
Ohtani article
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I took a road trip to Texas and went to 5 baseball stadiums over 7 days and 2,771 miles. Here's the report: A Trip through Texas stateofbaseball.substack.com/p/a-trip-thr...
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A Trip through Texas
And why Minor League Baseball will always be the best
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As the epidemic of position players pitching hits crisis levels, it's time for a solution: Teams can use a position player in any game at any time, but if you do, you automatically sacrifice the DH for your next game. Link: One Important Rule Change stateofbaseball.substack.com/p/one-import...
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Those bullpen games really make me nervous I’m gonna run out of lines for pitchers keeping score
Scorebook for a baseball game
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2nd Dbacks game this season. I’m just 60 feet away from Brandon Marsh and getting whipped by his hair
View from seats at Chase Field
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All those years watching the Simpsons finally paid off! I was able to solve this NYT Crossword clue thanks to the knowledge they gave me
Crossword and Mono means one Simpsons
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Man who posed as 49ers player faces federal fraud charges." I hope no one exposes that I'm not an actual San Diego Charger
San Diego Charger
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s impressed I put a tie on today
Black lab
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He was the manager of the Portland Beavers when I was an intern there. Nice fella
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s #NationalDogDay and Bauer is the best dog of all
Bauer a black lab
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This puddle represents the AL West. We’re required to pull something out of it, but it’s not gonna be pretty
A puddle with the AL west standings in it
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don’t quit on fishy!
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Homer: Remember, we’re in the Itchy Lot 4) Homer: Sweet merciful crap, my car! 3) Ned: Diddly 2) Bart: I can’t promise that I’ll try, but I’ll try to try. 1) Homer: So I noticed your home smells of feces
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lazy Sunday
Dog
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Went through the alley to dump some trash and this cat was waiting to give me a side quest
Cat in an alley
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Pepsi ad using the Third Eye Blind song that includes the lyrics “Doin' crystal meth will lift you up until you break” makes me curious if there’s a new ingredient I need to know about
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Should I take a chance on this unmarked van selling seafood on the roadside in Arizona?
van selling seafood on the roadside in Arizona
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Even Mother Nature hates those scooters
Lightning bolt and e scooters
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had to try this method once. I ended up just chucking the cubes down my shirt and living in a puddle of sweaty filth
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was an emotional day, I had to throw out my toilet. I know I put it through a lot of shit, but it always had my back.
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Homer Simpson Angry
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer Simpson Angry
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
After a long break, back to interviews and writing: stateofbaseball.substack.com/p/interview-...
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Interview 74: Jonna Perlinger
A lifelong Yankees fan from Nebraska now covering the whole league
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SLAM DENY-GO ™️
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Graig @stateofbaseball.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Time to face my biggest fear… removing a toilet
A toilet
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