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The official STARS account for Bluesky. This functions as both an Out of Context account and a place to promote STARS videos and other stuff 👍 Banner by @venman88.bsky.social Account managed by @smashads.bsky.social

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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Noodle: If this is real it’s honestly pathetic the government is a disgrace
*Screenshot of a text conversation between someone and a military recruiter where the recruiter cosplays as an anime girl*

Adam: Tryna incorporate gooners to the frontlines I’m crying 😭

Noodle: This would work on #someoneiwontsaywhoBean: Who?

Noodle: You know who

Bean: Diver

Diver: RudeDiver: *Replies to Noodle’s first reply with a GIF of someone dry humping a door*

Noodle: See what I mean?Diver: What I do?
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Schelle: FIRST CHRISTMAS SONG OF THE YEAR
AAAAAAAAH
I’M JOLLY AGAIN

Adam: This dude is so fucking gay

Schelle: A man can’t like Christmas anymore fuck you
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wither: *replying to Squid’s comment saying 😭🥯* Why does the bagel emoji look so realistic I’m actually scared
Y’all see it right?

Smash Ads: 🥯

Wither: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?

Alice: Jewish influence crazy as hell cuz ain’t no other food be lookin like this on no emojis
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Diver: This is the most covered up I’ve seen her
*picture of Ice Spice wearing a long blue dress*

Slime: All you do is steal jokes

Diver: I stole this??
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Diver: Me not giving a single heck
*image of DJ Akademiks high school graduation photo*
Noodle: This might be the most Jamaican man I’ve ever seen
The roundness of his face
His name is Livingston
Wait a fuckin min is that Akademiks?
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Here’s the link to the latest (relatively outdated) STARS.cast episode from around a week ago. No STARS.cast this week but it will resume next week 👍 youtu.be/PoOItR3Jnx4?...
youtu.be
STARS.cast Episode 68: Is the Election Now Decided? (ft. Yeet)
YouTube video by S.T.A.R.S.
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Diver: *freaky Ty Dolla Sign GIF*
“I like to say hug my friends when I say hi”

Wither: “Is all you do steal tweets?”

Diver: “Goddammit”

Wither: “You’re not fucking slick bro”
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Gavin sends a Makima plush emote

Diver comments on it saying “Makima so bad bruh I wish she groomed me”

Schelle: “Makima oh sweetheavens above she could groom me”

Gavin: “Amen brother”

Bean: “I fucking hate it here”
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Bella: tbh venman88 is prolly one of the chillest ppl on here so far

Venman: Killing myself

Bella: oh
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Bean responds to Clear’s picture of him eating something to which she asks him “hi ooo what r u eating”After some time, Noodle responds to Bean with “aired g”
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A picture of Diver with a lopsided eye smiling creepily for some reason. Sly responds by saying “you look like you would groom me.”Schelle responds by saying “he’s in the process of grooming me.” Diver then simply just says “Yep” to which Schelle says “just admitting it yeah okay”
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Screenshot from STARS Discord: Noodle sends a GIF of someone loading up and cocking back a pistol in first-person with the subsequent messages reading “I’ve been aired for the last time. Now Imma air you out”
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Screenshot from STARS Discord: Bella replies to a message from Smash Ads saying “I like the name Spooks but then I remember it’s also a slur (referring to the Halloween-themed name change of STARS)” with “why do they always gotta make slurs so cute sounding?” Bella then realises how bad that sounded with “wait 💀.” The message also has a skull react.
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Screenshot from STARS Discord: Tepurcat messages with “I love finding music with under 1000 listens. It feels like finding an untouched jewel. An unsucked cock.” The third message has a laughing crying react.
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Screenshot from the STARS Discord server: Alice replies to message of Hartz saying “Nearly had a hit and run happen but on a bike” with “I’m crying what almost lost the gramps of stars😭😭😭 #protectourvets”. Hartz then clarifies by saying “I was looking at her ass so I might’ve been the person at fault”.
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Gonna be posting old OOC screenshots and no one can stop me 😼
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STARS @stars-of.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Meow
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