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Mary Marshall

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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 22h
Superbly wonderful blue heron ❤️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 22h
They’re going to get a Sorting Hat aren’t they? Or will it just be callipers? 🤦‍♀️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 23h
On daily repeat if there’s any cosmic justice.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 23h
The metal is probably about 2mm thick and it will just bend and flop when they tear it down. Hopefully later this year.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That lady does not look well.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It doesn’t look like an etched print though?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn’t know credit cards would lend that much. Yikes.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SUSAN COLLINS: * crunching noises*
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh wow thanks for sharing - I loved his “rudiments of wisdom” cartoon strip back in the day and my dad bought me the book of it, and I loved his tv show too. Brilliant guy 😍
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have some respect: his proper title is Lord Lying Liar of Weston Supermare.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*googles* *goggles* o.O Blinky flip they really did leave some stuff out 😬
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Euw what is that? Five different shades of blue - they can’t even Nazi properly!
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joint in Edinburgh does it with an oxtail base and comté cheese on the top. It’s pure ambrosia.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice. My kind of night in - I was embroidering a moth last night.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you for that. Truly without compare and a “bat of many colours”!
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beautiful. Is it named after the marbling technique?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to think that Victor Kiam and Omar Khayyam were related. To be fair I hadn’t seen the latter written down at the time. Apparently he liked the book of verse so much he bought the whole Rubiayat.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mmmm…salty liquorice ❤️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank God there aren’t more pressing matters to consider at present. 🤷‍♀️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you saying Elon is a Mechanical Berk?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mentioned werewolf romance because the only examples of these I have seen are extracts in adverts on Facebook, and all of these have been execrable. I have nothing against romance novels in general and I would die for Austen. I agree that singling out genres is in general Not Good.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s FFS
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All genres count maybe? Like theoretically someone could write a really good werewolf alpha romance and I’m sure you can name plenty of poor books in respectable genres - its the quality of the individual work that matters.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excellent work, Gustav I mean Nico x
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Solved” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll do it for £4000 plus expenses
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody else imagining him wearing that printout as a necklace the rest of the day?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks Leeroy x
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
21.00 FARTHER TED
Some priests are small, but this one is far away.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he just flaps his lip doesn’t he? Probably hasn’t the first idea what’s going on and just says something he thinks will fit. Kind of like artificial intelligence but without the ”intelligence” bit.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Have some Hubris, you pathetic knobs” is almost Shakespearean.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Euw but he has no teeth or claws or anything - what does he do, disgust you to death?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t forget Lady Whiteadder.
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Blackadder Eating Vegetables
Alt: Blackadder: lady whiteadder is impressed by a thingy-shaped turnip.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course not; he’s just rubbing his candlestick.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have there been many school/church shootings committed by Furries?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I genuinely thought “Lesser Evil Popcorn” was some kind of internet slang/joke/meme-reference. Like “I’m over here watching the evil while eating lesser evil popcorn“ 🤷‍♀️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But the premise is piffle: we all know ONE main example of a person who is both evil and incompetent.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Tear him for his bad verses”? Julius Caesar
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dammit!
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As long as the kitchen and staff/security rooms have adequate safety features I’m cool with it.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Confused Unga Bunga Loading Brain
Alt: Confused Unga Bunga caveman with the buffering thingy on his forehead.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How does it get to the US?
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Birds! QRP your bird art. #BirdArt Starling Watercolour from a photo by Les Liddle
Starling in watercolour. The starling is standing on grass looking to left. glossy plumage is in evidence.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well he’s stopped A boat 🤷‍♀️
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maaaan 😍
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
horrific.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are not wrong. I was like £9.50 for soup??? And then I ate it and it’s still sustaining me a year later.
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sautéing, please!
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Mary Marshall @starless404.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still, at least I don’t have to do stairs.
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