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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 21h
Update: I should’ve finished the game first LMAO, that ending sucked ass
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 21h
If god loves a fool my cat is immortal
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A truly terrifying amount of Gender comes from men hating romance novels and the genre getting some small degree of mainstream respectability has not helped the problem
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
See but that involves treating this as a societal problem that can’t be indirectly blamed on women for Feminizing America from the Brainwashing Woke Left
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Some drag king has to have done a Kazuma Kiryu number right. The ripping off the shirt thing alone is high camp
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks ❤️ means a lot, all sarcasm aside
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Welcome to the delightful semi-yearly hell that is my lungs responding to a mild cold
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lil Month Long Asthma Attack
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello Harlow! ❤️❤️❤️
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tell me the cat’s name and nobody gets hurt
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately, I’ve played Infinite Wealth, so chronology is pretty much shot for me at this point 🤣
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A friend advised me to start with Zero, so that’s first on the list
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Genuine question: if I’m a complete newbie looking to get into the Kiryu games, should I even bother with Kiwami 1 and 2
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Petition for a “I know who I am voting for and YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND” internet ad button for the midterms
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I collected a lot of Disney pins as a kid and I’m not even kidding when I say that might be my fucking retirement fund at this point
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*and none for my irrational hatred of Yu Nanba, bye*
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway just realized i forgot to mention my actual favorite character, the Japanese-American cab driver born and raised in Honolulu who inexplicably has a New Jersey Sopranos accent. He’s such a bad criminal I wanna torment him in his nerdy little glasses. His subplot legit made me cry.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why am I writing the eulogy post when I haven’t even finished the game yet, thank god I don’t have any followers who actually read this and might be expecting coherency
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seonhee gets to kick ass and have a personality! A whole separate personality different from the other female party members! Adachi is a funny grumpy dad who’s too old to be horny! Zhao kinda got shafted but that’s probably just because can’t say he’s gay, so
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every new character became my favorite and I even like the old characters better in this one. Joonghi bored me to tears last game but his drink link left me hooting, Saeko feels like an actual prickly human being with flaws and not a Go Girls Girlboss, would die and kill for Chitose
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s big and clumsy and feels like they tried to stuff every idea for every game in at once but like. Almost every idea is so good. The Honolulu sandbox alone might be my favorite game city ever
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ichiban is a delightful fucking character but I don’t think I realized how much he needed an older cynical counterpart in Kiryu to balance him out, a person to teach that the world still has hope after they think they’ve seen everything. Yes I am also snorting the yaoi like cocaine shut up
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like I’m genuinely sad to be on IW’s last chapter and by this point in LAD I was that guy from the game awards holding the “please wrap it up” sign
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coming to the mildly insane realization that I like Infinite Wealth more than Like a Dragon, despite or perhaps because of the fact that it was written on a mountain of crack
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep playing, she said, smugly knowing things
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOU DARE BESMIRCH MY SON’S NAMESAKE LIKE THIS
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like I have my own critiques of Ellis that I could share in a good faith world but I don’t even like voicing them because it feels like I’m adding to a mob at this point. One of the many reasons I never got into making video essays despite wanting too, women cannot win.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Geller debacle is kind of just exposing the absurdity of the double standard. Woman spends years getting yelled at for breathing until a cancellable offense is manufactured versus immediate forgiveness of a man who committed actual sex crime, it’s its own form of misogyny.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not disagreeing at all, but as a sidenote, sad/fascinating to me that the Ellis thing has aged so poorly. Nobody involved ever brings it up now, like a tacit acknowledgement that it was overkill and embarrassing. They clearly never expected her to actually call their bluff and quit
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Losing my mind remembering how Lindsay Ellis was run out of town on a rail for literal years for an extremely mild joke/criticism of a Disney movie, but these people are having a really hard time deciding if we're being too mean to Admitted Rapist Jacob Geller
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I think the monster hiding inside people and being hard to find might kind of be the point of the The Monster Who Hides Inside People movie
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not saying I would OBJECT to Keith David and Kurt Russell giving each other a spiteful handjob but I think by about the midpoint they had bigger problems
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Why didn’t the men band together against the Thing” why didn’t my stomach enzymes team up against food poisoning? Would’ve made things way easier if my digestive system had unionized
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t worry it somehow gets worse
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
saw The Thing, arguably the best horror movie ever made, at the Academy Museum this weekend, and once again I must wonder if the original critic’s screening had a gas leak
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The ending is so bad that people associated with it are allowed to trash talk it. The lead actor of AKOTSK *said openly* that back in the day he was a fan mad at the ending. This was in promo. HBO just nodded. They can’t even make spinoff actors in official interviews pretend it was good.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure he was leaning on that, whether or not he realized it. Leaning on our good faith assumptions that a seemingly clean record in our more aware era meant there was nothing to find. I’m sure he was relieved that he was de facto seen as a good one, just because of when he debuted.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The idea that an allegedly leftist man could emerge as a public figure post-2017 and think his transgressions could stay hidden forever is insane. Because surely someone would’ve spoken up by now, or found the record. Surely, there’s no way a man is that stupid! But he was. So.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The general presumption in 2026 is that, at least in leftist spaces, it’s easier than ever for victims to come forward and be believed, and the internet’s old dirt is written in ink. We’ve never been more aware of assault, or lived in a world where more of it is documented
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the reason the Geller news is still hitting me and a lot of others so hard is because frankly, not only has it been a while since someone so genuinely liked got outed as a monster, but the assumption was that *there were no more monsters to out*
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The insistence that you and Akechi are totally platonic makes sense in a vacuum, it was the 2010s, queerbaiting was at its peak, but it becomes fucking absurd when you realize you’re being no-homo’d five minutes before you are allowed to fuck your adult teacher. In Don’t Fuck Your Teacher game.
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make it make sense. Make it make sense. This is one of my favorite pieces of media ever why is it like this MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We cannot stress enough, you need to fuck your teacher. You will be mechanically punished in gameplay if you do not solicit sex work from your teacher. Stop comforting your catsuit friend about her best friend’s attempt. Or do that! Don’t worry, you can cheat on her with your teacher!
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your pet cat will also be romantically obsessed with your friend in the catsuit. Is it sexual? Kind of. Don’t worry, it’s funny, no stop listening to the god of the universe calling you and another boy fated rivals divinely built for one another, ignore that, now *go fuck your teacher*
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No you can’t date a boy your own age, don’t be stupid, that would be gay. Yes we know the final boss thinks one is your soulmate and brought him back from the dead so you two could be together but that was in a platonic way, obviously. Don’t worry because you know who you *can* date? Your teacher
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our SA victim stalked by her teacher reclaims her own autonomy by literally ripping her chains free and beating her abuser. She then proceeds to wear a skintight catsuit and get ogled for ninety more hours of playtime, it’s not important, go fuck your other teacher
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, wide awake at 2am, eyes bloodshot: the gender and sexual politics of Persona 5 Royal are innately fascinating because they are innately contradictory
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The Trader Joe’s cashier wants to be my friend” is the broke millennial’s “the stripper likes me”
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck this. You think being a woman long enough has made you sufficiently cynical and then it turns out you were still holding out hope for some men, somewhere deep down that’s only found when those men utterly crush it
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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whelp, glad I never treated myself to that Jacob Geller book, then
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