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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Petition for a “I know who I am voting for and YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND” internet ad button for the midterms

starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I collected a lot of Disney pins as a kid and I’m not even kidding when I say that might be my fucking retirement fund at this point

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Coming to the mildly insane realization that I like Infinite Wealth more than Like a Dragon, despite or perhaps because of the fact that it was written on a mountain of crack

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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Losing my mind remembering how Lindsay Ellis was run out of town on a rail for literal years for an extremely mild joke/criticism of a Disney movie, but these people are having a really hard time deciding if we're being too mean to Admitted Rapist Jacob Geller

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

saw The Thing, arguably the best horror movie ever made, at the Academy Museum this weekend, and once again I must wonder if the original critic’s screening had a gas leak

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think the reason the Geller news is still hitting me and a lot of others so hard is because frankly, not only has it been a while since someone so genuinely liked got outed as a monster, but the assumption was that *there were no more monsters to out*

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me, wide awake at 2am, eyes bloodshot: the gender and sexual politics of Persona 5 Royal are innately fascinating because they are innately contradictory

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“The Trader Joe’s cashier wants to be my friend” is the broke millennial’s “the stripper likes me”

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whelp, glad I never treated myself to that Jacob Geller book, then

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kinda weird that I only played my first Yakuza game this July because it kind of feels like I’ve been a fan since birth, on a spiritual level

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Six Flags what the sixth flag used to be

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Of all the JRPG status ailments fear is the one that actively pisses me off. Like dude stop cowering at this random mook that you made mayonnaise out of five levels ago, it’s pathetic. I’d rather you get the horny ailment with the off putting voice lines

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know, I certainly wouldn’t like to be unknowingly filmed on my vacation by a well-known YouTuber so my harmless drunk dancing could be used as a cutaway joke that I’m fat and cringe, but apparently going on a cruise means you consent to being recorded and ogled like a zoo animal

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just spent one hundred plus actual human dollars on cat supplies. I hope this combined alarm clock and hairball machine knows how much I love him

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On my way to making red lipstick my whole personality

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Resident Evil felt exactly like playing a video game, including stumbling across the random bad ending that makes all prior character arcs and narrative mean nothing and the devs seemingly added solely to be watched on YouTube

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*me walking up to a straight couple* so which one of you's the roadrunner and which one's the coyote

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

not now kitten, mommy is trying to figure out if her ASL Instagram crush is an evangelical Christian or not

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ichiban Kasuga is having a BAD DAY. The dilf he was flirting with just COUGHED UP BLOOD right before GETTING KIDNAPPED. The resort he’s managing has BAD FURNITURE. He’s not a very good POKÉMON TRAINER. His pet crawfish is a LESBIAN.

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was in the bathroom when I heard my roommate call me that my cat had just thrown up, and was washing my hands when I heard her yell "don't EAT IT!"

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Remember years ago, when Squid Game was a satire

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“I never thought the leopards would eat MY face”, says the man traveling with the leader of the anti-leopard coalition

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who the fuck put an entire ass Animal Crossing game in the middle of Yakuza 8 and why are they trying to kill me. Don’t they know I have a sleep schedule

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"The director of The Love Witch's partner is the 48 Laws of Power guy" is like the evil version of Karina Longworth and Rian Johnson

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Matt Mercer as Goro Majima is so fucking funny. Like no diss to the performance but why does this Japanese yakuza pirate sound like a bicurious game dev from Irvine who has real Opinions on IPAs

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

No it can’t be the twenty-fifty anniversary because I remember the tenth anniversary just recently in high school *checks notes* wait a minute

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E.J. Pryor @ejpryor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wish my cat could understand that if he trips me and I die, it will actually take him longer to get fed.

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Cop: so tell me how it happened Me, accepting a light and taking a long drag on a borrowed cigarette: well, officer, it all started when Wicked: For Good fucked up the lyrics to "Wonderful"

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Five minutes into Infinite Wealth and they put the human golden retriever in a normal suit and got rid of his stupid haircut…look at how they massacred my boy

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Being a plus sized woman in Los Angeles is fun because sometimes you’ll be watching Aliens and quietly thank Vasquez for the last time you needed to buy a bra

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me, on an approved sick day from work, lying in bed and feeling incredibly sick: I can’t believe I’m getting away with this

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Might be a controversial opinion but blood should stay inside the body

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

take the right strain of indica and Venice looks like this to this day

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me: the fascinating thing about Hundred Line is that, for all it claims it's a narrative about choices, the only choice you really make is when to stop Bartender: ma'am, that's enough Baja Blast for the night

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Langdon very visibly wearing his wedding ring in the Pitt S3 teaser…HBO really said fuck your 30th I guess

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

when I say I am obsessed with boba I do not mean that I ask for extra boba. I mean that I would gladly purchase an entire wholesale bag of tapioca pearls and house that thing as a snack. tea shops fear me.

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

asked the dim sum place for extra chili oil and they literally gave me an entire plate-sized takeout container full of mini cups and packets, happy birthday to me

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love all of my Yakuza Like a Dragon party members equally. Dominatrix Handbag Slap, Everybody Betray Me, Detective Probably My Real Dad and Chinese Goro Akechi

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

They should invent a flight that isn’t completely full

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thank fuck I’ve never worked retail during Christmas because I would not be responsible for what I would plan to do to Mariah Carrey

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Me at bankruptcy court: “in my defense, your honor, the compact I already had was fifties in a slightly different way”

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When you move to LA you gotta see the landmarks. The Walk of Fame. The Trader Joe’s parking lot. That one mural downtown that makes every photo taken at an ICE protest so on-the-nose it looks staged

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Saw another plus-sized woman in a funky skirt in the office today. Do I have to fight her like Highlander

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’ll give the wellness grifters this, the Juice for Adults sect was onto something

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ambushed my cat and clipped his claws tonight. He said not a word but the sense of betrayal was astronomical

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starkillerkate.bsky.social @starkillerkate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"why do you hatewatch so many rich people review airlines Kate" because everybody needs a toxic trait and I'm too self conscious to be mean in reality, ma'am

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