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joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

does anyone wanna give me 3000 canadian dollars for free i need a new pc mine is busted

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joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

its really disheartening seeing how little people actually care about SA when its about someone they like and how they just will say. literally anything. "its literally a 10 year old accident. youve never made a mistake? also he was probably drunk too. also only repeat offenses matter, not one-offs"

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This sucks for many reasons. But I think it's worth emphasizing how selfish and duplicitous it is to go work with a public-facing, community-focused media org like MinnMax without disclosing this part of your past to them. (MinnMax confirmed to me they were not told.) Please support them if you can

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joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i dont think people online know that its Super Easy to not do sex crimes

joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

star fox 64s entire soundtrack on nintendo music TWICE before snes corneria gets on there

joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

minecraft dungeons 2 is p good so far. also for some reason quite buggy. cant imagine it wouldve been that hard to iron out all the kinks in Minecraft Dungeons but whatever

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marvel has gotten sony to make like 5 in house marvel games dc has gotta fight back by getting Nintendo EPD Tokyo to make a Martian Manhunter game

i want to play a video game that i a) havent played yet and b) isnt a 2d platformer which is an issue because every game i own that i havent played yet are 2d platformers or super long jrpgs that i dont have the energy to commit to right now

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it should be illegal for minor inconveniences to happen to me when i have a headache

woke up with the worst headache ever went to get water and then passed out in the kitchen on the floor for like 10 minutes but we're good we keep moving

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beat 18 games in 22 days im tired of seeing mega mans face i think

mega man 11 is mostly very good but every like 3 stages theres 1 room that makes you want to punch your monitor

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genuinely the only thing that needs explaining here is "how does lttp connect to the start of the timeline" and "does skyward sword split the timeline" which in both cases the answer is kind of obvious i feel like

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the zelda timeline is a good like 2 connections away from making perfect sense with 0 room for argument but nintendo fucked it up so bad in their one official timeline they produced that its an endless debate over it making 0 sense conceptually and that none of the games should fit together at all

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im gonna be the first one to say it i think mighty no. 9 is bad

oh my god the block devil is one of the worst fights in any video game

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is it just me or do the wily stages in mega man 10 blow hard like some of the worst castle stages in the entire series

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doesnt actually matter that much because these bosses arent terribly hard its just a tad time-wasty

joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not Huge on the "do a 8 boss boss rush followed up by the final boss of the game that has 2 phases that are basically 2 seperate boss fights with 0 save points anywhere in that process" thing that octopath traveler is doing

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who even works at xbox anymore

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i dont particularly need or want the octopath traveler stories to intertwine with one another throughout the whole thing i think thatd remove a part of the game i like where you can do whatever in whatever order its just. some things are written like they forgot other people could be present

new lanterns episode was good it just has 2 issues of the previous episodes being 10/10s and this was just like an 8/10 and also they fffffuckin referenced harry potter again please stop i cant do this anymore

this shit is not 2% bro ive killed the same guy 150 times And Counting

ill get one any minute now

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joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

2% is a tad low for the battle tested weapons to drop from the challenge fights in octopath

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guy whos only ever watched lanterns: getting a lot of "lanterns" vibes from ophilia's chapter 4 in octopath traveler

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someone should tell nintendo about anti aliasing I think theyd be thrilled to hear about its existence

half of the team died but we take those

bro i got work in 30 minutes and can Not beat the starseer boss in octopath i dont think im gonna make it in time

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definitely not beating the game tonight ive spent multiple hours getting the bonus secret extra jobs

ok well i spent like 45 minutes just fighting the redeye so maybe not

joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

after taking a 6 month break i am continuing octopath traveler 1 and wow i stopped playing this game with 4 chapter 4s left to go i gave up right at the finish line

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its very funny hearing that the new wolverine games story and writing is shit from a whole ass i think insomniac needs new writers for their marvel games

joner @starisntfunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

most of the bosses in spyro 1 are historically bad some of the worst bosses in video games but the fight against metalhead was actually p good

mega man 9 removing the slide and charge shot to I Think appeal to mega man 2 fans is annoying but also i think this game has the best level design of the series so far

can nintendo update the kirby & the world beyond key art on the eshop you can see kirbys foot clipping into the ground in it and its [pissing me off

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i am stuck in an infinite loop of dying as soon as i respawn

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people will say "play indie games instead of triple A here are some recommendations" and then show me gameplay that seems tailor made to give me a seizure

im really trying my hardest to give mega man and bass a fair shot but like 10 minutes into it ive felt the most miserable ive ever felt playing a video game. like i feel like id be less upset if i just heard my parents died

i like hearingpeople talk about time limits in games on the internet but i had an experience recently where someone was making all the "dude its game design dude its intended friction" points at me while i was at the moment so unbelievably stressed out that i had to leave the call and close the game

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also 2 different groups of people saying 2 different things i just found it funny

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i think a majoras mask remake with the NS2 OoT artstyle would lose a lot of the original N64s visual sauce but i think itd have its own unique flavour to it that i'd love to see, compared to the 3DS majoras mask remake that felt ashamed of the original game

i hope mega man blows wily's shit smooth off in dual override

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the boarding sections in mega man 8 are the biggest pieces of dogshit in any video game ever oh my GOD everyone who worked on this game should be on the no fly list they are genuine terrorists

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