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@starfallscion.bsky.social
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i can’t believe it’s real. (parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i need more memory in the memory card…………….
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You are so unfair
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Five months ago. I bought a glizzy from shadow the hedgehog’s glizzy stand. And eated it. Just because I cannot taste it does not make me any less capable of eated
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
WHAT!! I eat
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Is this even real food
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
there must be somebody around here with atrocious luck when it comes to romance for there to be such a number of exes [ clueless ]
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the samwin
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
what did you do to warrant such a reaction from the gruncle
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hm
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Dude
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
true, but … he always knew just what to say …. Sniffle …….. like hedging and kino
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
i miss sonis.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i driva the car
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
/ _ •
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It discounts your agency. You are saying nothing you do is, in reality, a choice of your own, and is merely a symptom of those around you.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
this feels inaccurate.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
NNO
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i do not know ..
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I am insane
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
sponge bop marathon...
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
(( YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Did he, Sonis? Did he?
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
[ Sage will remember that. ] Have you not hedged in front of metal before
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Your devious lust for Hedging must be curbed. i am experience training you
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I have devised a new mechanism. If it detects Sonic Hedging It within a 200 mile radius, it activates and chases Sonis down. The device is named Cubot
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i'm a swordie, onyx
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WHIRL! @whirlpooler.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
[ UNDERWATER RACER, HITTING THE BIG LEAGUES ON THE SURFACE! ] — WHIRL THE SEA BUNNY. #SONICRP / #OCRP [ TEMP PINNED ]
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
aw fiddlesticks ): calling his robot doppelgänger never the lion no longer makes sense. and cubot was proud of that one
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
can you check his mobiuspedia page brother? maybe we missed something
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[ whispering but it’s very loud so it’s barley a whisper ] I thought his name was ever
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NALU the LION! @tidaltorrent.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
HOW LONG'S THE SHORELINE, ANYWAY? = - NALU THE LION 🌊 I MEASURE EVERY OTHER DAY. ______ a sonic oc penned by naps #sonicrp #ocrp
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Sonis. Were you agreeing with me when you said “he does that?” Or were you asking a question? Answer the damn question.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I can hear you not using them. It is like spider-man can hear it when people do not use the hyphen in his name.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
(( might have to move my silver ( @absolutedreamer.femboy.gg ) simply because the funni custom handle makes it impossible to log into him for some reason. And I can’t Undo It which Fucking Sucks
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
(( I got logged out of my accounts and ohhh I regret not having a writer tag on this siteooooo I can’t find them oooooooo I’m so over
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
… oh! I see
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
is that an agreement or a question? please use punctuation.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i do not like heels. as i was struggling to walk in them brother strutted up to me in heels with his signature look of superiority
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Dude
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
[ plink plink ] huh?
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
dingdingding! get running, gay boy
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
ALERT: A ZAVOK HAS ENTERED THE FRIES
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
at least. that’s what brother says
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
everything is the fault of our own and not some divine force
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
gods are not real
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
it is pride month. you know what that means
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
[ putting the entire thing in her mouth like a squirrel ] fanx
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
(( some of y’all need to credit your artists, im about to get the broom and clean up around here
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
[ barely taller than the stand ] [ placing down ten mobiums ] may i please have two chili glizzies with cheese, onion, and. um. relish
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@with1song.bsky.social what variety of glizzies are available at your stand
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