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@starfallscion.bsky.social
192 followers 191 following 370 posts

i can’t believe it’s real. (parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i need more memory in the memory card…………….
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
there must be somebody around here with atrocious luck when it comes to romance for there to be such a number of exes [ clueless ]
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the samwin
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
i miss sonis.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i driva the car
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I am insane
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
sponge bop marathon...
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
(( YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I have devised a new mechanism. If it detects Sonic Hedging It within a 200 mile radius, it activates and chases Sonis down. The device is named Cubot
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WHIRL! @whirlpooler.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
[ UNDERWATER RACER, HITTING THE BIG LEAGUES ON THE SURFACE! ] — WHIRL THE SEA BUNNY. #SONICRP / #OCRP [ TEMP PINNED ]
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[ whispering but it’s very loud so it’s barley a whisper ] I thought his name was ever
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NALU the LION! @tidaltorrent.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
HOW LONG'S THE SHORELINE, ANYWAY? = - NALU THE LION 🌊 I MEASURE EVERY OTHER DAY. ______ a sonic oc penned by naps #sonicrp #ocrp
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
(( I got logged out of my accounts and ohhh I regret not having a writer tag on this siteooooo I can’t find them oooooooo I’m so over
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i do not like heels. as i was struggling to walk in them brother strutted up to me in heels with his signature look of superiority
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
ALERT: A ZAVOK HAS ENTERED THE FRIES
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
gods are not real
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
it is pride month. you know what that means
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
(( some of y’all need to credit your artists, im about to get the broom and clean up around here
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@with1song.bsky.social what variety of glizzies are available at your stand
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
(( the abiuehedgehog callout is funny as fuck actually. what do you mean you guys mistook the guy with Sonic For Hire FNF Boyfriend as their banner for the real deal???? that freak has been haunting my friends for so long now it’s jarring to realize other people know they exist
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
(( how anybody thinks this account is serious is beyond me lmao
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Why is the gimmick of season 2 they adding more female characters to panty and stock ing
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
(( you have no joy in your hearts. For shame.
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♨️⋆ SHADOW. ⋆♨️ @ultimatelife.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
cant make me crack
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♨️⋆ SHADOW. ⋆♨️ @ultimatelife.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i wouldnt ever smile not even if i was getting the emerald tickle
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Be Nice For Once
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
(( oh mein got she’s perfect sonic-city.net/2025/05/25/s...
sonic-city.net
Sage Returns in Sonic Channel’s May 2025 Commemorative Illustration
Sonic Frontiers’ Sage gets the spotlight once more in this month’s official commemorative art, celebrating three years since her debut.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
((WHY WOULD ANYBODY RETWEET FART SHIT LIKE THAT ohhh im gonna be sick. bloked. both of you., blocked
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
bsky is recommend g me the inflation / gurgle stomach fefish art what did I do to deserve such a fate
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
complete my slate challenge ! eat 27 pounds of slate for 3200 rings!
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I feel this joke was under appreciated in its time.
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IRIS. @corruptedcode.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Did you lie to me about it not being a transition, dupe
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/Vari... father can you buy this for me
bigbadtoystore.com
Biblical Adventures Jesus Christ (Crucifixion) Deluxe 1/12 Scale Figure
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i feel very dolorible today my friend
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
of course I will spare some rings
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Friend in side
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i was under the assumption all hearts were open. that is how they are able to pump blood throughout the organic body
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IRIS. @corruptedcode.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
YOU'VE GOT THE SCENE PINNED UNDERNEATH YOUR THUMB - THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT. [ #sonicoc / #sonicrp ] YOU'VE GOT THE DIRT THAT HURTS ON EVERYONE - AND ALL THE PEOPLE SEE IT.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
that’s just sad
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@holyrabies.bsky.social hotel Transylvania six: the bad ending continues
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’m gonna brown
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
i am the hunter and you are the mine craft speed runner. you better get going
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
you can get a free stormtooper skin by connecting your mydisney to epic games?? fascinating............
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
you remind me of my friend Sonis …. Timid, but Reliable.
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
wow manic uses she her pronouns i did not know that
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
congratulations to Mira for her transition (*´∀`*)ノ。+゜*。
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
when is my birth day again
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
may I please have a water…: with a lemon slice, per chance….
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SAGE @starfallscion.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
it smells like [looking left and right to make sure nobody is around] binch in here
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