iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Did ya miss Purgatory at #TIFF ? Maybe try HALIFAX #AIFF on Sept 20th or CALGARY #CIFF on Sept 27th. Today I'm taking time off to let someone else brag about my kid. Thank you to Rendy Reviews for the Ruby love and accurately describing Purgatory as "Judy Blume in the way of Napoleon Dynamite."

010

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not everyone browns the butter when making chocolate chip cookies because some people are incapable of love. #brownedbutter

051

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

RFK Jr. is recommending Americans eat cubes of dehydrated horse semen as a way to fight off regular horse semen. Okay. that's not true. It's actually a news story about a massive tofu recall, but admit it, you weren't 100% sure I was lying. And that's where we are...

071

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Someone you know and love: your mom, your wife, your friends, your daughters, YOURSELF... is going to go through this and less than 30% of doctors are educated on menopause (WTF😳). Listen to them now - then go thank Alie Ward for being awesome. #menopause @ologies.bsky.social

090

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Thank you @pintogamesbr.bsky.social for donating to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ and to the lovely Caitlynne Medrek for jumping in to help answer your questions. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #womenenpowerment

0121

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Thanks Memphis for the donation to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ and to Darren Frost, Adam Reid, and Jamie Watson for jumping in the help answer that final question. #translivesmatter #totaldramaisland #stoked #6teen

030

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Big thanks to Indigo (IndigoTD at YouTube) for donating to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ and to the amazing Scott McCord for being the rockstar he is. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #snoopy #pawpatrol

1100

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Hip Hip Hooray for Natalie who donated to the tcpipeline.org and asked me how I became the voice of Snoopy. Got a question? Want a fun video reply? Check my pinned post. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #Snoopy #totaldramaisland #ScaredySquirrel

061

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Thanks to YouTube’s Giggly Iggly for donating to the tcpipeline.org and to Julius “Chase” Cho for helping me reply to Giggly’s questions. Got questions for me? See my pinned post to see how to get a fun video reply. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #bakugan #snoopy

030

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

To me it will always be The Gulf of Mexico International Airport.

141

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

TikTok has notified me the reply videos for the fundraiser are a huge hit, but their last suggestion is a little over the line.

0100

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Thank for donating Mel. The tcpipeline.org is doing good things! Gerardo “Zee” Gismondi and I had fun with the question you sent in. Anyone else got a question? About a show? Writing? Voice acting? Your love life…? Whatever! Go see my pinned post! #translivesmatter #totaldramaisland #voiceactor

051

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

@totaled-drama.bsky.social Marshes! Thank you for donating to the tcpipeline.org and sending in such fun questions! If anyone has questions, and wants to support a good cause, check my pinned post! #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland

0102

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

@cottage14.bsky.social donated to the tcpipeline.org and got this reply from Cory Doran, Megan Fahlenbock and I. Got a question for me? Want a fun reply like this? Go to my pinned post and make it happen! #translivesmatter #VoiceActor

072

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

@piggyrippin.bsky.social donated tcpipeline.org and got this video reply from me and @fearlessfred.bsky.social (thanks Fred). Got a question for me? See my pinned post on how to get a fun reply like this! Thanks again Piggy Rippin, love your fan art! #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland

0115

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

My kids have been trying to get me to play Animal Crossing for a few years. They finally lured me in by creating a #GoSensGo shirt for my character. Game on!!

170

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“I wanted to test all those dildos they threw at us in order to collect Antifas’ DNA, but the government no longer employs scientists, so I’ve been learning about Antifa through taste.” - Kristi Noem

040

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Since sharing the vile homophobic dm I got last week about the first LGBTQ romance on #totaldramaisland, I’ve received some beautiful messages from much better people. This one got me right in the feels! Tom, Jen and the entire Total Drama team knows that #representationmatters 🏳️‍🌈❤️

1204

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.

1101

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"

2113

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL. So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner. On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that. #covidisnotover

051

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.

1224

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds! I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo… #totaldramaisland

1142

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!

3133

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated. #NeverVoteConservative

0308

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

C'mon out. I got some Snoopy Funko Pops to sign and some cool 6TEEN, Total Drama, Ridiculous Race, and Scaredy Squirrel art too!

3110

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Oh yes... I'm East bound and down, buttered up and truckin'!!

030

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I love that Poilievre and Trump are now pretending to dislike each other in order to trick Canadian voters into believing they never made out in the backseat of this abandoned Lada. #NeverPoilievre

162

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

UNFORTUNATE NEWS: I will no longer be appearing at the Syracuse Collectors Con this March. 😢 Entering the US as a Canadian is feeling a little unsafe lately. If you were hoping for an autographed SNOOPY Funko Pop, please reach out.

1190

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Which man in the photo below was found liable of rape by jury in the past two years? Trick question. They both were! #Day56💩

071

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Poor Valentina Gomez isn't smart enough to understand that Republican voters would sooner deport her than elect her.

110

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

BREAKING: Sarah Huckabee has received the results from her brain scan.

060

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Ullmark cuts off a male reporter trying to get another question in ahead of a female reported who had already been interrupted earlier. OMG I love this guy! ❤️ #GoSensGo #RESPECT

410313

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

The suggested lines from @cominginhot.bsky.social make WAY more sense than Garrioch's prediction of starting Zetterlund on the 4th line. God lord 🤣. Keep in mind Garrioch also stated Pinto would start in Belleville when returning from his 41 games suspension. #GoSensGo

150

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

He started to look for problems that didn't exits. On Tuesday he ate the FDA but was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate science but was still hungry. On Thursday he ate common sense but was still hungry...

020

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

With everything going on even Cupid is like, “f this, I’m taking a smoke break!”

030

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

In his very first act as head of the HHS, RFK Jr. announces "those flashing lights on ambulances, which I believe cause syphilis, will all be replaced with giant dripping brains that I'll chainsaw out of whale heads." #DoingGreatAmerica

010

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

"Heroin Brain Worm and the Conspiracies" is a great name for a punk band, but an awful choice for head of the HHS. #RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸

012

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Despite Kanye tweeting that HE DID, there is zero evidence that proves he had sex with Ivanka Trump while she was married to Jared Kushner. What an awful lie to makes about this beautiful family!

041

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Looks like I'm doing the Mississauga Funko Expo! Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel. 6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario. I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.

1243

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

It was funny when they had the shot count wrong; less funny when they got it right. #GoSensGo

020

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

It’s not like she hasn’t been dropping clues!

0204

Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Johnny MAGA is so sensitive I have to assume he’s all nipple.

0101