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Chloe 🌟

@standardissuedyke.bsky.social
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overworked and oversexed 🔞 No minors 🚫 No AI she/her

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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oops! All @dree.blog
Me (left) andy friend Dree (right) in blue lightMe (left) and Dree (right) in a bathroom mirrorNinajirachi with wings!!!Me and Dree in the subway dome mirror thing
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stamina potion ⚡⚡
Me drinking lemon lime Gatorade at an awkward angle
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wub wub wub, wub wub wub WEEEEEERHHVOVBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT wub wub wub
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, my new perfume? It's Ninajirachi mosh pit, thank you for noticing.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carrying my psych meds on me in a tic tac container in case I need a snack 🤭
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stanky legging is my everything. My reason for waking up in the morning.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chicken Caesar wrap like if you agree
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the increased the price of Mike and Ike's... The time for revolution is now...
A box of "Mike and Ike" original fruits candy. Its priced at 2/$1
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dog blanket
My roommates dog on top of my lap. I am wearing a blue plaid robe, and holding a switch 2 controller. The dog is a bull terrier, brown and white.
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
gofund.me
Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bushwick lice arc has been interesting, but I'm ready for the writers to move on from it
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"haii, I made a new brush set, please give it a try!!! 🥺👉👈", I'm so sorry queen, I've been drawing with the same 3 brushes for 6 years, I've ported them through 4 versions of CSP. They have seen hell, but they will not be allowed to see heaven. Your foliage brush is cute tho~
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever wanted your boss to KNOW you have no other job prospects? Try Sunaroma weed soap today!
Me holding a packaged bar of Sunaroma CBD scented soap. It markets itself as 100% natural, and healing- somehow.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pre-noreastern pre-transmit rainbow, it's gonna be alright
A feint rainbow casted on top of a gorgeous red and lilac sky :)
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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 24/09/2026
c u at transmit tomorrow! get tix today n don’t get stuck outside! link.dice.fm/B6a8e39ec90b...
link.dice.fm
TRANSMIT Tickets | Sep 25 | Purgatory, New York | DICE
Petal Aila Bcables
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No charts, no reference, no keys. Just a girl, her stylus, and raw unfiltered delusion
A poor quality photo of my Toon Boom Harmony project. It depicts a rough sketch of somebody lurched over their hand, puking. An earlier rough frame is depicted next to it for reference.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zach Cregger Resident Evil fanfic AU my beloved <3<3<3
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cannot wait until I actually finish panelling my comic and y'all get to meet her (Her name is Daria and she isn't as cool as she tries to look) #ocart #digitalart #comics #ineedtostopprocrastinating
Daria, the protagonist of my (currently) unreleased comic! Despite the no-smoking badge on her jacket, she's smoking
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone get grandma her pills she's water temple posting again
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The water temples are are some of the best in the whole LOZ series and if you hate them then your brain is small and adolescent
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just got told I "look like I enjoy hyperpop" and it hit me harder than a slur
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: "Oh boy! I can't wait to bottom this weekend!" The humble hemorrhoid:
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this gym bro keeps coming up to me with hot takes like "women should keep the right to vote". Love to see a feminist king
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Officially in the era of my life where cute things make me cry
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why did this pop off who are you people
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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
[:x.X//<angel_chain.05>\\X.x:] is an ongoing comic about two grieving sisters in the mid-2000s doing pokemon battles with an angel who secretly wants to kill them in order to reach the center of heaven. It updates irregularly free on my website. lamezone.net/chain/
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't watch TV who the hell are any of these people
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coupon girl 2026
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another #wip from last summer I never finished. Maybe I'll take another stab at it for this fall tho #digitalart #ocart #horrorart
A digital painting of a school girl being possessed. Her eyes are lit up as she grasps for her throat. She's surrounded by candles and tarot cards.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
remember to kiss your library clerk's on the lips today
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forgot to click 2-sided and now how 40 useless stacks of paper
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if a girl was green...
Me with GREEN HAIR!!! my hair is pulled into a ponytailAnother pic of me, but with my hair down
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phoe @haedyllic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
11/100 hero of time #zelda
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You may not be immune to propaganda, but I'm different.
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mystery joint found
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fattest most restful nap of my life on the staffroom couch
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm gonna say it I actually LIKE how overly detailed everything is, I like how it's all maximalist and over designed! I like how the characters look like dolls with kinda uncanny blurry eyes! It feels like old fantasy art out of early Tolkien adaptation, and serves whimsy over function
The official render for Link from the OoT remake
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You just know this dude goes to basement
Ganondorf's official render for the OoT remake
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo finally did it, they hired that man
A screenshot from the ocarina of Time remake trailer, it looks a bit like an unreal engine 5 tech demo
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They're just like me fr
2 panels from the Chainsaw Man manga. In panel 1 (right) the character says "mmm...", then in panel 2 (left) the character says "I guess I'd rather die than work..."
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Using hashtags makes me feel like a silly billy but maybe that's a part of me I need to take out back and send to a farm up north
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Realized I never actually shared where my pfp comes from! This is an old WIP from last summer I never actually finished. I still like it tho #digitalart #ocart #wip
Digital art drawing of a woman quite literally puking her guts out. She's wearing hot pink heels, short shorts, and a crop top. Mascara is streaming down her face.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been working on an art project every day and it feels so good y'all are in for a treat when it's done
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Work in an hour? Perfect, just enough time for this 2 hour video essay
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That Damn Hare @ashto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look, they didn't want to shout in our ears, but that pesky music kept getting in the way
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm just saying it's called the dance floor not the shout in my fucking ear floor
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Going to a lesbian party "Welcome to the lesbian party can I see some ID?" Me: is it a dyke party or a cis white girl party "It's a good party ma'am" Walk inside It's a cis white girl party
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
having big feelings about chainsaw man
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Chloe 🌟 @standardissuedyke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Girl meets rock (First v5 since I broke my wrist!)
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