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🍋Cassandra🍓

@stalacta.bsky.social
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she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!! Pfp by everyday waddle dee

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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 3h
Invoking Latin root words in my elementary school math instruction
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 18h
I am aware this is complete gibberish but that’s the burden I bear as the single libertarian listener of TWIOAT
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 18h
God the SATC dircom episodes of TWIOAT are soooo funny they might be my fav of all their dircoms. You would think the quadruple screening of WAYF would have been the most psychically damaging but Guy’s absolute panic when the second screening of SATC was suggested is delectable
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✷ martu 🐸 ✷ @martissey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🌈🐹🎸⭐️💌🌻🧦🔮
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I don’t want you to over exert yourself. You don’t have to dance to every song. I don’t want anyone to feel pressured to dance if they don’t want to. But (and here’s a hint) if you DONT want to DANCE WITH SOMEBODY during a certain song, you may come to regret it. Follow your heart! Choose joy! 🥰
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My dream wedding? Well, there will be hidden snipers. I’ll alert you ahead of time about the snipers, so you don’t have to come if you’re not comfortable with that. There will be certain songs during which, if you choose to sit out and not dance, you will be killed. Chains of Love is one of them.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giving toy mice out to my guests as party favors
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Aromie Kim ~Commissions open~ @aromiekim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's apple season 🍎🍎🍎 #art #pokemon #ポケモン #cozy
An illustration of the Pokémon Appletun. In a warmly lit kitchen interior, Appletun rests his head on a wooden table, tongue sticking out, gazing longingly at a plate with a slice of apple pie topped with a scoop of ice cream
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This isn’t a brag I just am on my hands and knees begging for more people who know calculus and ANYONE else who knows stats
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So much “Cassandra Cassandra Cassandra” at work today dear lord. It’s really inconvenient that I am the best at math of everybody there bc if that were not true I would have so much more time to do everything else
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe not while medicated. But things don’t look good for unmedicated!cassandra.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a follow up, thank god I feel like it’s weird and invasive bc if I didn’t I know myself and my flaws and I know I would 1000% go the total opposite direction and stalk my loved ones obsessively, eroding their trust in me and my own self worth
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moonlight Densetsu will never not hit
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bruh the pool at my apt complex has been empty all day and only now a family comes in and starts using the HOT TUB???? It is 92 degrees
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair our summers go late anyway and October is pretty much always really hot!! Just uh. Not QUITE this hot.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tbh since it’s dry now I don’t even really mind LOL I am a lizard but everyone around me is suffering. But we had this like endless heatwave in August where it was hovering in the 90s and 100s for like 2 weeks with like 65%+ humidity and it was so hellish
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last heat wave was so brutal that this one doesn’t even feel that bad to me. Like yeah it was 109 at one point yesterday while I was outside but it wasn’t humid so it’s ok for a few minutes
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We love a crisp 95 degree October evening. Climate change isn’t real this is normal
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wild to hear from the east coast peeps today bc this has been the vibe over here
Weather forecast showing the temps from today-Friday, with a temp range of 77-102 today and similar but declining temperatures throughout the week
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still I think my all time fav episode is Gem Drill. It makes me feel an unknowable emotion in a way that only fantasy can. And it’s sooooo pretty.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Underrated SU episode is “The Test”…it’s such a big character defining moment for Steven…he is keeping the family together
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Sleepy Sealion @sleepysealion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An ultra beastly costume for spooky month. #pokemon #pokemonfanart #popplio
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Petite Echorizon🌻 @petiteechorizon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#octillerink2026 Day 01 - Transform #pokemon #fanart🎐
Diorama-like illustration depicting the Pokémon Ditto, while it’s transformed into a human, like in the game Pokopia. Ditto’s sitting at a bus stop together with a Tangela, who’s also sitting at the bus stop, and a little Dedenne. They’re waiting for the rain to pass while another Ditto, transformed into a Magnemite, is floating over the bus stop.
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🌁🧱🚗🚸
Setting takes place in eerie and foggy highway with looming dark clouds. In the center of the highway is Ultra Beast called Stakataka a walking sentient pile of brick crossing through the highway with both sides filled with pine trees. On the road a lone car stops in front Stakataka hoping they won't be crushed by this alien creature.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I am looking in the mirror going “ohhh I’m so pretty” but simultaneously being like “that is not me. This body of mine is a strange entity separate from my Self” is it still vanity
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hve been thinking about Steven Universe (the boy)…I love him so much. I’m making gf watch the show (she knows NOTHING ABOUT IT!!! It’s delectable) and I’m so impatient to get to the good stuff it’s agonizing. Have to get through like half of season 1 before even lapis shows up
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R. Blaylock Art @meanderingunicorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Pinktober Day 1: Coelacanth Stay positive! After all…
A cartoon coelacanth is giving a “thumbs up” with one of its lobed pectoral fins. Text above and below reads, “It’s coela-CAN-th, not coela-can-NOT-th”
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fields of Mistria is 20% off for the Steam Autumn Sale 🍂 The sale lasts from 10/1 to 10/8! 🔗 bit.ly/Mistria
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesss it’s one of my favorites for sure!!! So catchy and unique
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This little run of songs…I was listening to them going “hot damn!! So good!! Hell yeah!! Wow!!”
9 The Breeze, The Grass, The Mourning Dove And Me
Orville Peck

10 Run Out Of Road
Orville Peck

11 Too Little, Too Late
Orville Peck

12 War Of The Worlds
Orville Peck
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I finally listened to Mule and HOT DAMN!!!! That’s a fucking good album. Bronco is so perfect I didn’t think it would compare but he damn did it again
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lrt omg that’s Justine…my sister has pet that specific beaver
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn’t think they ate the wood as a treat I thought it was to build their fuckass dams why’s he making it sound scrumptious 😩
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I always thought I might be bad/now I’m sure that it’s true/‘cause I think you’re so good/and I’m nothing like you” goes directly to the heart every time
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s great bc I just leave a piece of paper on the ground and when I get home from work there are little bits of it scattered on the floor around it. He has been taking his new career very seriously.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He may not be as fast as one of those newfangled electric paper shredders, but he also is a multipurpose instrument and he’s fully organic and sustainable
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since he was a babie, Adrien has always loved to repeatedly tear little pieces of paper/cardboard off of things and then spit them out. Only recently did I realize I could harness this power to my advantage and I have been giving him documents that I need to shred. He has a job now!!!
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking once again about A New York Christmas Wedding
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sorry but I don’t play during the day usually so it’s not like they can have a 9-5 and we need the iron to sustain the town infrastructure
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waking up my pokemon friends to make them go work for me in the mines
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Angel: [has an outburst and accosts a woman at a restaurant bc he thought she was evil] Cordelia: sorry about that he’s uh. French.
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🍋Cassandra🍓 @stalacta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[actual Angel (1999) dialogue] Gunn: and he—well, is it a he or an it? Angel: actually, both. Gunn: well, it/he points us in the direction…
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.
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