Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 09/07/2026I got claude to make depeche mode jokes while editing code tonight. 130
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 03/06/2026Every time claude code pauses and says "almost done thinking" I'm like "me too buddy. Me too...." 060
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 27/04/2026I'm watching the Canadian Hockey Broadcast, for ANA/EDM and a commercial used a Rush song and it kind of made my day. 🇨🇦 🎸🥅 111
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 26/04/2026Just had a computer say "my bad" to me. The future is weird. 020
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 30/03/2026Over the weekend, I needed to solve a problem with a BlueTooth LE device not reaching into my office. So, I wrote some software. #MeatOps. /cc @petecheslock.com github.com/stahnma/ther...github.comGitHub - stahnma/therm-pro: Forward Temperatures from a Therm-Pro TP-25 over HTTP. Alert via Webhook.Forward Temperatures from a Therm-Pro TP-25 over HTTP. Alert via Webhook. - stahnma/therm-pro 010
Reposted by Michael Stahnke Isaac Levin @isaacrlevin.com · 20/01/2026Coming up on @coffeeandopensource.com I will be chatting with @stahnma.us about all sorts of #tech and #opensource topics. Streaming live today on #Twitch at 11:00 AM PST. Come say hello and join the conversation. www.twitch.tv/isaacrlevin 011
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 30/11/2025How many times do I need to see my own avatar on LinkedIn's default view? 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 12/11/2025In an Uber playing OutKast in Atlanta. This is the most Atlanta moment of my life. 121
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 04/10/2025If you're planning to watch Face Off: Inside the NHL Season 2, Episode 2, have tissues near by. Pulling on all the heartstrings. #JohnnyHockey 000
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 05/09/2025Thinking about writing a vscode extension to count how many times copilot or cursor tells me "you're absolutely correct" 160
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 26/08/2025The first step to removing an account from a list is clicking "Add to List". Yeah, that makes sense. 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 16/07/2025Today is a good day to tell those people you really care about and don't talk to enough that you care about them. 040
Reposted by Michael StahnkeFlox @flox.dev · 10/07/2025Building and publishing your own software packages just got a whole lot easier. In this video, our VP of Engineering @stahnma.bsky.social walks through how to go from “works on my machine” to reproducible builds you can publish, install, and share across your team (all with Flox) buff.ly/vuUqBZH 021
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 18/03/2025Time until "vibe codin'" mentioned on stage at #devopsdays Chicago: 73 minutes. 030
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 18/03/2025"In 2014, you find out if you get high enough, your cell phone doesn't work" -- @matty.wtf surprisingly not talking about drugs. 040
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 18/03/2025When I am in Chicago, I expect WGN to be channel 9 regardless of your provider, if you’re a hotel or something else. WGN should always be channel 9. #smolproblems 000
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 21/02/2025How sick was that herb brooks mashup with team USA on espn? 000
Reposted by Michael StahnkeSimon McCartney @simonmcc.bsky.social · 03/02/2025@stahnma.bsky.social at #cfgmgmtcamp telling us all about Nix 051
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 03/02/2025Slides for my talk at cfgmgmtcamp speakerdeck.com/stahnma/a-pu...speakerdeck.comA puppet pro decides to learn nixConfiguration management is nothing new for Michael Stahnke. In this talk, he’ll be looking at Nix, the functional package manager (and a bit of NixOS) … 0103
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 15/12/2024This is great read. Love Jeff’s new show. it’s my hour escape every day. 020
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 13/12/2024Calling any code you don't like tech debt isn't quite right. 170
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 28/11/2024Bots are a part of a traditional thanksgiving on this house. 150
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 12/11/2024@kelseyhightower.com and Scott Johnston telling some old Puppet stories. 130
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 12/11/2024Good morning Utah. Its snowing. I haven’t approved this. Please stop. 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 12/11/2024Had a beer called "Ferda" last night, so clearly Letterkenny can't escape my brain now. 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 10/11/2024Heading to Kubecon tomorrow. Hit me up if you want to chat or hang out. 000
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 06/11/2024I am going to do my absolute best not to talk politics. It makes me feel not good, and I don't need more of that. It's not that I don't care. It's about mental health and how to have the right conversations with the people that matter most to me. That being said, I know we're all going through it 110
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 06/11/2024Does anybody have a script to remove/delete all pervious tweets from your X/Twitter account? 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 30/10/2024The @flox.dev party at GitHub Universe has custom DDR pads 242
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 28/10/2024I'm at GitHub Universe this week. If you are and want to say hi let me know. 020
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 25/10/2024How do you remember when the we move back standard time? I've used: zdump -v "America/Chicago" | grep 2024 Ever since the US elongated their DST observation. This was because this was how we verified all timezone files had been updated across hundreds (thousands?) of unix/linux systems 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 24/10/2024Every conversation about OKRs devolves into 1 of 2 problems. 1. "We're doing OKRs wrong" -- so it becomes a meta conversation and not about goals 2. "Helping you with your OKRs isn't on my OKRs" -- so things with cross team needs...kinda don't get done without heroics. 220
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 24/10/2024Had the idea to throw pseudocode at AI to build a mermaid flowchart. Was it the right chart? No. Was it close? Not particularly. Upsides: no spelling words oddly, made a chart I could edit Downside: Didn't really parse the logic well. Is my pseudocode too bad for AI or is AI to dumb for me? 000
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 22/10/2024Huge plus 1. See also mcfunley.com/choose-borin...mcfunley.comChoose Boring Technology 131
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 22/10/2024Popped up on my morning run and been in my head all day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldk2...youtube.comBleachers - RollercoasterYouTube video by BleachersVEVO 010
Reposted by Michael StahnkePirate Software @piratesoftware.live · 21/10/2024Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone. 438280123766
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 21/10/2024So I made a hockey list. It's missing a LOT of folks from my one on X, but I'd rather be here. Hopefully it can grow over time. Can I share lists? bsky.app/profile/did:... 010
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 09/09/2024Does anybody like neck pillows? I posit no, as I e never seen anybody use one not in airport context. Also, most frequent travelers seem to dislike them too. It’s a weird market. 000
Michael Stahnke @stahnma.us · 06/08/2023Is “right here, right now” by jesus jones in the top ten of one-hit wonders of all time? 030