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This is Stabby, for realsies. Growth freak, number enthusiast. Often found overthinking the wrong topic. Dream and I shall worship. he/him. 🔞

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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's Getting Bigger!
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The third guy:
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
>> Wanna be sex fiends? >> You mean sex friends, right? >> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hi! That's me. You might be wondering what's up with that. OK let's start from the top. We have to rewind a bit... to 1966."
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time you go balls deep into a nano civilization you're costing data centers about $3.45 for the replicator fees
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover feature a man with a pleased face confined to some sort of space suit complete with a helmet and tubes that wrap around him. Title and copy read 

GETTING THE SEMEN RIPPED OUT OF MY BODY IN THE FUTURE
A Science-Fiction Fantasy
"Unreal and incredible" - Milked Man Magazine
By Dornold Gornsworth

Genre is listed as Science Suction
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh, did we forget to feed you again?
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm gonna google myself some bitches tonight
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we know Your fat ass, can Your fat ass also crush It self
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's what I get for thread necromancy :D
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, nevermind then.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, didn't know they had a dA. But when I look I don't see any images, AI or otherwise. Or anything... looks like an empty account.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Compounding" by magns555 (2013)
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
doing that sorta thing lowkey might be hard as fuck tho, are you like gonna jerk him off at night and tell him not to make a sound
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ava 2nd Gorl @avathegorl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Apparently some cut content was found in Tenkaichi 2 and it's great
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Social media is cum. But is cum social media? And the answer is yes: social media is made through cum, from which users came, and to which they come: hence the name. This has been the reigning paradigm for millenia of Facebook. But with the power of AI, we can finally decouple the userbase from cum
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Spooky Scary Stella Tons 🐻💀 @stellaedgecomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
now that she's selling milk instead we've gotta buy it all because if she has leftovers and takes a milk bath we're all soaked
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Spooky Scary Stella Tons 🐻💀 @stellaedgecomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am here to cumflate your timeline. with cumtent.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two things of equal importance - now we need to build the new player experience around Xal'atath's feet
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Her attempts to sell bathwater floundered when people realized they could just get that out of the Pacific
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frotnite
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the evangelion revised ending improves a lot
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And around them, for miles, probably
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/09/2026
OH Scale xkcd.com/3297/
Comic. [Next to a two-story house and some trees is a huge rail (several times the height of the house) with an incomplete huge wheel on top surrounded by scaffolding.] [caption] Due to a typo in the plans, I’ve been building an 87:1 model train set in my yard.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She pegged too greedily and too deep
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Depending on where the exponent applies, she's either 152 to the power of 8, in centimeters, or... 152 tesseract-squared centimeters, units of square hypervolume. The second one would be consistent across units (it's the same as 1.52m to the 8th) but sounds kinda hard to draw.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Just A Smidgen @justasmidgen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things are heating up over the CBC (Crystal Ball Communication)
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sir are you aware that you are a cat
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1m 65 girls <--- 1m 64 guys --->
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
DLSS 5 may make Tifa uncanny, but it was never meant for FF7. It was meant for NBA 2K27, and adding the filter to FF7 is the wrong way to upscale her. The correct way would be by modding Tifa into NBA 2K27.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If we are lucky it'll point away by the point it gets har- who are we kidding, space is already doing unwise things there...
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Her growth is increasing... exponentially!" "Is there nothing we can do about it?" "Nope! No way to slow it down any." "None at all?" "You can set your clock by it!"
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Divine Empress Reina, Celestial Sapphic @empressreina.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, if any of you are a growth/expansion animator or game designer looking for a voice actress who is super enthusiastic about growing and expanding *and* sounding hot about it, consider hiring me! I'd love to hear from you.
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can you stop after five minutes? I doubt it
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Dark Sun ones, I think, involve no sex. Everything else, though? Gygax himself went so far as to say male pixies might go to town on female cloud giants, if enough drinks were involved.
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La Potato @lapotato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ugh she's just growing for ANY reason now smh
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Bootleg Dick Pills (Jumbo) @stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I thought she was nonbinary
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