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Sam 🌱

@st0n3dsam.bsky.social
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♿️✨️🪴💕 she/they Disabled & chronically ill Queer af, married, polyam! Hmj chat only okay? Hunger games enthusiast! throne.com/samkay

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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sleeping (well trying to) on the bathroom floor, I xant walk. Im to weak to walk back & forth to my room & the bathroom. I could really use some love, good vibes, i feel so defeated
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting normal person sick on top of my chronic sick stuff shouldn't be possible. Feeling like i got the suds from spongebob
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Let Us Pray UPSC: Tired Spongebob Meme
Alt: Spongebob with the sudden, sotting in his big red chair in his living room. Hes dried out, and one eye rolls off his face
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I havent been this sick (flu/viral illness) in years. holy fuck im miserable. Still testing negative for covid, flu, & strep. So 🤷‍♀️. The night time nyquil isnt working either, I cant sleep. My lungs are wheezing so bad and I dont get more albuterol till like 8am.
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My BP was 99/55 at urgent care
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And I Oop Jasmine Masters
Alt: Jasmine Masters meme saying "and i oop" shes wearing a black bob with bangs, BIG silver dangling earrings, a dark blue robe. In front of like a wicker? divider
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Urgent care gave me a viscous lidocaine solution for my throat, its the same lidocaine I have to put up my nose to numb my face nerves. Never tasted it till now...EEEEEEEEYUCKKKKKKKKKKKKGROSSSSS! that being said, it does help my throat quite a bit. Thankful for meds, HATE the taste 🤒😷😴🫩😵‍💫🥴
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got really sick overnight. Really sore throat, cough, massive migraine, fever, low bp. At the urgent care 🤕🫠 hoping they can give me meds that help quickly. I feel like shit
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Picrew doll design thing. Dark grey backround, pink hair in braids, blue eyes, black eyeliner, silver glasses, maroon tank top, zebra pants, black ipod and earbuds. The bottom text says "sugar, we're goin' down swingin'"
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His skin roll that happens when he lays down is so funny to me 🤣
Fig sleeping on a brown dog cot, at the base of the bed his extra skin is rolled Close up of figs rolls
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fig did FANTASTIC in his training lesson today!!🎉 We worked on stability & calmness around other dogs, my trainer brought her 3 dogs of different sizes & energy levels. He was so good, & is so so tired now! She was so proud of how far he's come in the last 2 weeks since our last lesson 💓🐕🥰
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haven't been to this spot in like 2 years because abe (and often me as well) weren't able to walk the terrain to it. I definitely pushed myself to hard, but look how lovely it was 🐛💗☀️🌄 fig wouldve stayed there all night if if weren't for mosquitos
Fig laying on a wooden dock by a small lake behind my neighborhood. Its not quite golden hour, but closeFig laying on a wooden dock by a small lake behind my neighborhood. Its not quite golden hour, but close. Portrait shot. Fig laying on a wooden dock by a small lake behind my neighborhood. Its not quite golden hour, but close. Hes staring off into the view
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Katya's Party Time
Alt: Katya in as2 werk room in her blonde 70s? Hair and wool? Dress. She says "party" to Alaska (Alaska is not shown)
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joygenius @feralfallgirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crying before 10am on a friday bc of “i draw you out at the edge of my mouth, it feels good to say your name, it’s all i have now, what a wonderful sound it makes”
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very hard to narrow it down to 9 but I think these are it!
My 9 albums thing, showing 9 covers of albums. 1. The great divide by noah kahan. 2.stick season by noah kahan. 3  Tarzan by Phil Collins. 4. Rise and fall of a Midwest princess by chappell roan. 5.unreal unearth by hozier. 6. Guts by Olivia Rodrigo. 7. Joanne by lady gaga. 8. Hercules by Disney. 9. Sing to me instead by Ben platt
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
G*PSY ROSE BLANCHARD'S BABY DADDY IS DEAD?!?!?!?!? she has to be involved. This is so crazy!!!!!
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to have book club and fig is snoring and shaking the bed like
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Tina Belcher Can't Sleep
Alt: Tina Belcher in her parents bed jerking around in her sleep
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why must I have a crush on someone 2,500 miles away like brain this is so inconvenient for me , please get a grip
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Winnie The Pooh Flexing, 'DUMB DUMB DUMB'
Alt: Winnie the pooh sitting on the ground next to his tree, thinking and tapping his head while saying "DUMB DUMB DUMB"
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@crybabyrobinn.bsky.social your new profile pic is STUNNING omg
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fig is having a bad tummy day 🤕 send anti nausea vibes to the baby with acid reflux 💖🫂
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any other divas with endometriosis here? My uterus and co feels like theyre trying to turn inside out
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Patrick Star's Uterus Cramps Meme
Alt: Patrick from spongebob's pants twisting into knots with the caption "my uterus at the moment"
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Child Throwing a Tantrum and Screaming
Alt: Child in a white abd blue striped shirt screaming and crying intensely
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A local venue has made some EXTREMELY transphobic statements over the last 48 hours on social media, & have repeatedly doubled down on their bigotry. The 1st post has 9 likes, 784 comments. 2nd post has 3 likes, 361 comments. 99% of comments are calling them out/trying to educate them. Shits WILD
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive been giving yalls miis clothing every time they level up, and anytime I see something fun/cute, & the outfits they're coming up with from the total clothing collection are incredible 😂
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my meds has been out of stock at the pharmacies near by for almost a week, the hormonal changes from missing my meds is making me SAD AS FUCK! My brain is fighting itself, and im just super fucking depressed. Why cant they order shit on time so I dont have withdrawal & fallout like this?
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Homer Simpson: Sad in Bed
Alt: Homer Simpson at night laying in bed, staring depressed/exhaustedly at the TV, hes clutching the remote. Backround of bedroom is all blues as its nighttime
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joygenius @feralfallgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes i thrive in the winter but im in the south rn, when i lived up north i really only did ok in autumn. the humidity is what does me in but super cold temps also make my body stop functioning
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently watching one of my all time favs! Ive been jealous of Larry's bathtub for as long as i can remember youtu.be/JipTS9cDJhE?...
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VeggieTales | King George and the Ducky | Being Less Selfish
YouTube video by VeggieTales Official
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im watching veggie tales episodes because im sad and nostalgic. Im not religious at all now, but veggie tales is so comforting when im really sad
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Veggietales Good Morning George
Alt: Laura carrot from veggie tales at the beginning of the bunny episode, in a flying car, singing "good morning george! How are you?"
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cutesy girl with pink hair, blue bows, black and white shirt, blue walls, brown desk, white dog to the left, stationary in the middle of the desk, flowers to the right. Behind is a bookcase with a fish tank on top. And a window in the back
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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My green and pi k mermaid with blue eyes and gold jewelry on a purple backround
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fig got to meet his cousin (my bestie's dog) teddy!! They had so much fun together, & fig did so well behaving himself!! (Minus a few humping attempts 😂) Now we hopefully will sleep till dinner! 💖💖💖
Left is teddy, a light brown dog laying on a grey cot, on the right is fig laying in the dirtTeddy and fig practicing 'place' and 'down' stability on place cots, in a sniffspot backyardTeddy laying on a cot, fig next to him on the ground
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FEIFY'S SPOOKY BRITCHES 🔮💫 @ladyfeifei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Hello," said the night watchman.
"How did you get up here?"
"Fuck the police," Corduroy whispered.
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I pushed myself too hard walking today, and now my hip muscles feel like they're being shredded with a cheese grater 😭 IM SO FUCKING STUPID SOMETIMES
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julia ghoulia 👻🫀 @whooisjulia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i really hate posting this because i literally have TWO jobs and i do not want to sound ungrateful for them but each paycheck seems like a slap in the face. here is my etsy, i will be uploading more designs on it tomorrow, www.etsy.com/shop/JuliaLa...
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JuliaLakinStudio - Etsy
Shop items by JuliaLakinStudio.
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mandy @mothmandyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WE LOVE OUR MUD WE LOVE OUR CARLY @potcake216.bsky.social
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Waves of grief are brutal. I need to hold abe again, but i cant. Im crying while holding fig, and its so hard.
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grissom is so cunty sometimes, I love it
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Chelsea | slothsea on Twitch and YouTube @slothsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
barometric pressure migraine girlies raise your haaaands
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YALL!!!!!! FIG HAD HIS 1ST ZOOMIES SINCE HE CAME HOME 💖💖💖💖💖💖 i love seeing more of his personality come through as he gets more comfortable with us 🥰🐛
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to explain to my irl friends that i have a thriving internet community of gay friends
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I finally have access to flower for the first time in 2.5 weeks 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 no more d9!
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Bob The Drag Queen and Thorgy Thor Dance
Alt: Bob the drag queen and Thorgy Thor dancing fosse style, in black outfits that say Chicago on them, thorgy has a hat
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fig had his 1st vet appointment with us! He did really great for 90% of it! He understandably got anxious when they tried to go near his butt, and we decided not to push him too much, and just did a simple exam. We are slowly working on getting him good with touch all over
Fig splooting on the grey tile floor of the vet office. He is on a long line
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sleepy worm 🪱😴💖
Fig asleep on my bed, my red migraine lights are turning the room redFig asleep on my bed, my red migraine lights are turning the room red
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Missing abe so much tonight. Im so grateful for fig, but I miss my baby
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𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚋𝚢 ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・ @mothmaam.online · 17/09/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 katya get 🕯 🕯 well soon please 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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halfmoonjoe @halfmoonjoe.com · 16/09/2026
huge migraine, no rizz
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE LIGHT BULB HAS GONE ON IN FIGS HEAD!!!! HE IS CONSISTENTLY RESPECTING LEASH PRESSURE IN CALM ENVIRONMENTS!!! big steps! Sometimes dogs gotta sleep on it and then wake up getting it!
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Instagram screenshot from entertainment tonight of Mariska hargitay says "somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this", Nicole Kidman in the audience says "thats my line", Mariska responds "zip it lady! Its this turn tonight!"
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will be going to petsmart ASAP to get some probiotics, good lord figs farts are OUTRAGEOUSLY stinky, theres gotta be something going on in his gut bc 🤢 if this is just his smell, guess i'll buy air purifiers lmao
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fig is sleeping on my shoulder support pillow but he's also not laying on me rn, im worried if I move the pillow and wake him he will get up and then sit on me and refuse to move 😂 I love him but he's so heavy when he falls asleep on me
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Bandit Heeler's Sneaky Sneaking
Alt: The blue dog adult dog from bluey tip toeing out of the bedroom of one of his kids' (i assume) room while the kid sleeps
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Sam 🌱 @st0n3dsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grissom just leaned close to a skeleton, caressed the skull, and said "who are you" and im wheezing wtf was that 😂
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