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elise 👻

@esilelise.bsky.social
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50% sea 50% weed nyc i'm just here for hmj chat 🥳 🩷💜💙 she/her

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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 20h
y'all this wedding has a raw bar i'm in heaven
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
downloading the lizzie mcguire movie soundtrack before my flight
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feelin extra sensitive about misogyny lately bc of news, feelin emotional about the horrible things women have to go through globally 🫠 feelin sad about how slow progress is, etc.
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
definitely took psychic damage from watching married at first sight season 20
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
!yippee
a t shirt that said "yippy i'm gay" on the back
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love living in nyc
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
forgotten island was so good!!!! would recommend!!!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can i strangle all of the men on married at first sight simultaneously pls
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Cam @calllmecam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lyft driver offered us peanuts so we dont bored
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there's a bald gay on the traitors and i love him!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can we just not
an attitude mag article titled "did taylor swift make 'patient zero' for the gays? inside the song's HIV/AIDS connotations
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
someone moved in above us and is loudly building furniture at 8am......... and they have a child....... i'm scared
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
outlanders announced a vr edition and i am genuinely confused why they think anyone would want that
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this lil shit doesn't even know she just broke my bong
miss evie on her perch
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to explain to my irl friends that i have a thriving internet community of gay friends
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Kate @lessthngreatkate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The sausagiest sausage sleuth
Joe and hot dogs (chat).
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol ate shit on the sidewalk post gig! only had two drinks, just can't walk! leg lookin like shredded cheese!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
on the topic of gay music, young miko 🫦
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes the only music that will suffice is gay music
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gail simmons (top chef) posted supportive comments of p*nk so that sucks i guess it's nice that they continue to out themselves
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
love to learn that wanda sykes thinks she could beat kevin hart in a fight bc same
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am so obsessed with my cat
evie sitting behind a semi sheer curtain evie laying on her back on the couchevie squinting in the closetevie sniffing shampoo in the shower
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you could not have convinced me 10 years ago that i would be a fan of macklemore but here we are lmao
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's so cowardly to be 1 of the most profitable songwriters rn and have 0 morals. oh wahh the billionaire owners of the stadiums my shows are gonna be at are mad. you know what? say fuck you, eat the retaliatory fees (bc you can afford it) and show your millions of fans that genocide is bad actually
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julia ghoulia 👻🫀 @whooisjulia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ed sheeran is SUCH a loser
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2k is such a scam but we get it every year!!!! it's literally just the same exact game!!! every damn year!!!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the 2v8 killers never wanna be my friend :-(
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i love jimin
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when the apartment smells like rice >>>>
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in my masc era (playing 2k)
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
apparently i'm the sole bb fan who is finding barrettt deeply annoying this week
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cool cool got the amtrak car with a screaming baby and ppl who are having a full volume conversation just because i guess
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
10 more hours of family time pls send your best vibes so i can get through this
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
actually obsessed with my nephew he is the cutest sweetest lil baby ever
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
started reading secret of the old clock (found a free pdf btw dm if you want it) and i keep hearing nancy's dialogue in lani minella's voice
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
on day six of headache and it feels like my brain is going to leak out of my ears
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
gonna list concerts but ten is too hard hehe mitski x3 j brekkie x2 steve lacy toro y moi x2 noname x4 kero kero bonito joanna newsom sufjan (carrie & lowell, cried several times) frank ocean yaeji the hush sound (reunion tour) neutral milk hotel x3 alvvays x2 b52s solange x2 palm (rip) x3
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
stephen root in gta vi!!!!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
now why are we losing all the nice old people can't the pr*sident d*e instead
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
starting my monday by !yelling with my coworkers about how much our job sucks
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
she was expensive but she's gorgeous!!!
green sectional couch
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
can confirm the hmjers are even hotter in person 🥵
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
had the loveliest time meeting @halfmoonjoe.com & chat!!!! pls send me pics you took ty!!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every modern reality dating show has at least one couple that bonds over being "nerdy" and then sites interest in the most popular media of their generation. for millennials this is h*rry p*tter, and for gen z this is marvel
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did Harry Potter create a generation of readers, or did it simply create a generation of Harry Potter fans? Did JKKK Rowling save literacy? That's been the narrative for decades... but the facts tell a totally different story. youtu.be/LmfFpg15ECI
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
tragedy has struck, my partner hung our tv too high :-/
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
for those who weren't already aware the person who does the MTA "stand clear of the closing doors please" train announcements is a trans woman / train enthusiast / icon 🏳️‍⚧️🚊
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my new neighborhood bar is witchy & queer & the cocktails are delicious & they have happy hour til 8 every day & $6 beer shot combos! yay!
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
anyone have any couch/sectional recs that are sturdy but won't break the bank ($1-2.5k ideally)? bonus if it's stylish/unique in some way ☺️
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elise 👻 @esilelise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the federal govt is making my job hell!!!! yay!!!!
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