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Sam

@sstry.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.4K following 1.7K posts

27 🇬🇧 Eurofan, Gym goer, Arkham trilogy nerd,

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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big brother built me up for a GC and Tiffany Pollard entry and instead I’m greeted by a lady called Twinks 🫪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys I’m so uncultured but what is Locktober? what is the little cage thing for? And what is the purpose of it?
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Straight gym bros nodding at me in the gym meanwhile this is on in my headphones
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who? Meeeee? 🫪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just our Jane looking (rightly) like the UK’s biggest star 🪩
Jane McDonald performing “You’re my world”Jane McDonald performing Raye’s “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” Jane McDonald performing “How do I Move on?”Jane McDonald performing “Dance Yourself Dizzy”
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My hair really lured me into a false sense of security by waiting until 26/27 years old to start falling out 🫪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Erm give all of them my number please x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Which one am I? (Obviously not that last one) x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😲
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nights like this I would really like a boyfriend to cuddle me (and do lots of other stuff I’m too Innocent to say)
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Much appreciated as this was incredibly needed! (By me)
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good afternoon in my case! x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good morninggggg xxx
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Headed back to 🇬🇧 if anyone cares xo
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
HIIIIIIIIII
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I should’ve known 😂😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok ignore everything I said, literally nobody in Rotterdam wants to talk to me 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good morning you! 🥰
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m such a slut for Albert Heijn supermarket
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I prefer to describe it as erotic cinema
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s a gripping tale of a fraternity house that play a charming game of strip beer pong with constantly escalating forfeits for missing
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Genuinely the peak of British innovation, I’d rank it above the telephone, World Wide Web and penicillin
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The casting, the filmography, the plot , it truly has it all 🥹
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING fills me with more patriotism than the humble British type G plug
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You guys are the best for finding where to go…Aussies however are every Brits best friend when it comes to the night out 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sam’s tips for travelling solo in Europe as a 27 year old British male: 1) Find an American 2) Go see sights with said American until you meet an Australian 3) Immediately make friends with said Australian 4) Go on the piss 🍻🇦🇺🇬🇧
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Glad to know that one think the Netherlands and the UK have in common is that they can’t air-condition a train 😰
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think British Athletics needs to look at us losing our home championships to Italy and realise it’s not enough to be over reliant on the sprints for medals…we can’t carry on the trend of being completely non-competitive in 90% of field events if we want to Europes dominant nation
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poor Bonnie not even making it to see the eclipse, I will be streaming 🥺
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
live in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 grandparents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇪 been to: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇸🇫🇷🇩🇪🇧🇪🇳🇱🇬🇷🇨🇻🇲🇽🇮🇪🇩🇴🇮🇹🇵🇹🇨🇾
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This app is literally like: - a post about social justice - pop culture quote - something too niche American for me to understand - a man w*nking - unloading trauma - unfiltered hole
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People slagging off the TV license meanwhile I’d pay 10 grand for IPlayer alone
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can they hurry up with HS2 cos I really need a HS3 that goes across the north so that a Grimsby to Liverpool train doesn’t take 4 hours
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At least you have time to correct your mistake still x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Erm it’s actually national *remove* your underwear day, silly!
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is so kind! Thank you 😌
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Literally like what sort of age gap is one looking for if you’re ruling out 8 as too small 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing is more humbling than me at 27 (twenty seven) being told I’m too old to be their type by somebody who is 35 (thirty five)
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Someone clearly never been in a UK B&M shop in August x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
about user sstry?
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Honestly our water pressure is that bad that it would take my whole dinner break just to run it 🥺
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🫡 yessir
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Make me 😡
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But…but….thats meeeeee 🥺
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thoughts with everyone in Berlin today 🏳️‍🌈❤️
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It always was, this is the first time the BBC has lost the rights to it (which seems a joke considering it’s hosted in Scotland) - so now we can watch one programme on TNT with the rest of the sports on HBO MAX behind a paywall
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s the same here now, the BBC are only allowed a one or two streams with the rest you have to have a subscription channel or streaming service from America
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I was someone concerned with the decline of the commonwealth games one of the things I probably wouldn’t do is sell the UK broadcasting rights to be mostly behind a paywall 🤔
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Obsessed with Ange’s outfit of choice for the big return
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Parades at full time showing exactly why the whole world stood against Argentina tonight, disgusting behaviour
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