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Sam

@sstry.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.4K following 1.7K posts

27 🇬🇧 Eurofan, Gym goer, Arkham trilogy nerd,

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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 22h
Big brother built me up for a GC and Tiffany Pollard entry and instead I’m greeted by a lady called Twinks 🫪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys I’m so uncultured but what is Locktober? what is the little cage thing for? And what is the purpose of it?
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Straight gym bros nodding at me in the gym meanwhile this is on in my headphones
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just our Jane looking (rightly) like the UK’s biggest star 🪩
Jane McDonald performing “You’re my world”Jane McDonald performing Raye’s “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” Jane McDonald performing “How do I Move on?”Jane McDonald performing “Dance Yourself Dizzy”
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My hair really lured me into a false sense of security by waiting until 26/27 years old to start falling out 🫪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nights like this I would really like a boyfriend to cuddle me (and do lots of other stuff I’m too Innocent to say)
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Headed back to 🇬🇧 if anyone cares xo
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok ignore everything I said, literally nobody in Rotterdam wants to talk to me 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m such a slut for Albert Heijn supermarket
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING fills me with more patriotism than the humble British type G plug
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sam’s tips for travelling solo in Europe as a 27 year old British male: 1) Find an American 2) Go see sights with said American until you meet an Australian 3) Immediately make friends with said Australian 4) Go on the piss 🍻🇦🇺🇬🇧
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Glad to know that one think the Netherlands and the UK have in common is that they can’t air-condition a train 😰
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think British Athletics needs to look at us losing our home championships to Italy and realise it’s not enough to be over reliant on the sprints for medals…we can’t carry on the trend of being completely non-competitive in 90% of field events if we want to Europes dominant nation
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poor Bonnie not even making it to see the eclipse, I will be streaming 🥺
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
live in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 grandparents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇪 been to: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇸🇫🇷🇩🇪🇧🇪🇳🇱🇬🇷🇨🇻🇲🇽🇮🇪🇩🇴🇮🇹🇵🇹🇨🇾
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This app is literally like: - a post about social justice - pop culture quote - something too niche American for me to understand - a man w*nking - unloading trauma - unfiltered hole
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People slagging off the TV license meanwhile I’d pay 10 grand for IPlayer alone
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can they hurry up with HS2 cos I really need a HS3 that goes across the north so that a Grimsby to Liverpool train doesn’t take 4 hours
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing is more humbling than me at 27 (twenty seven) being told I’m too old to be their type by somebody who is 35 (thirty five)
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thoughts with everyone in Berlin today 🏳️‍🌈❤️
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I was someone concerned with the decline of the commonwealth games one of the things I probably wouldn’t do is sell the UK broadcasting rights to be mostly behind a paywall 🤔
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Obsessed with Ange’s outfit of choice for the big return
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Parades at full time showing exactly why the whole world stood against Argentina tonight, disgusting behaviour
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THE WORLD CUP IS OFF TO SUNNY SPAIN, Y VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All Spain tonight aren’t we? 🇪🇸
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain have the whole world behind them on Sunday ❤️💛🇪🇸
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Are all people from that country this horrid or have they just found the 11 worst and stuck them in a football top?
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who’s everyone favourite England player, and why is it Dan Burn?
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Football might be coming home but I’m not x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If England win tomorrow that means that the all 4 of the most recent Men & Women’s international football tournament finals will have been England v Spain 🤯
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What I’ve learnt since we got drawn against a certain country in our semi final is just how many surrounding countries seem to not like them? Like they’re even less popular than we are somehow 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup but the thought of this semi final essentially being a do-over of the Falklands is setting my anxiety through the roof
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s been at a wedding 👰🏻‍♂️
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What Pokemon type am I? x
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I feel seen 😌
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rest in Peace to the legend that was Bonnie Tyler 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕊️ youtu.be/-agn-ERgTXA?...
youtu.be
Bonnie Tyler - Believe In Me (LIVE) | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2013
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If anyone gets the chance to go see this on its tour then PLEASE go! You will not be disappointed!
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some people really be out there living the life and meanwhile the only thing I achieved prior to 8am was putting matching socks on
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The European domination of the World Cup continues! Congrats Suisse 🇨🇭
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So so proud to be Belgian today (I have literally no Belgian heritage at all btw and only visited there once) 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I promise that this is England in an “it’s coming home” way and NOT a “stop the boats” way 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️🤍
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The mad thing about adverts is the more I’m forced by platforms to watch them, the less I wanna buy any of the stuff they’re trying to sell
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Say what you want about Burnham but the man doesn’t half speak well
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Football might not be coming home but Scotland are 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝🇧🇷
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I, a 27 year old adult, have just paid £9 for a McDonald’s World Cup meal for the added bonus of a mystery cup which has Thierry Henry on it…and I am thrilled with this outcome
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nah sorry but USA haven’t been out their own box for like 20 mins…any top side is beating them 6-0 🫡
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
England shirt and a mega-pint 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Straight boy era loading 🟩🟩🟩…
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Obsessed with this lad randomly popping up in the Japanese end at last nights World Cup game wearing a bloody Rotherham shirt 😂
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Sam @sstry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I know it’s not allllll about Europe, but the timings of the games at this World Cup make it sooo hard to feel invested
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