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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 17h
I can't wait to hear Mike Tomlin's thoughts on the 2027 IBC updates
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having new classic Stevie to absorb is such a blessing. I want more, so much more, but certain other vaults have such a quality control problem that it's hard to know when to just be ok with what we have. Here's hoping we get closer to that line in the years to come, with the artist's involvement.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a Love Symbol-era Prince character
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can you leave a guy on the tarmac after a home game, with no more travel planned for the year
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The top Royals highlight of this game so far is the pitcher struck a guy out. Unfortunately that guy is batting again and it’s still the second inning
Screenshot of White Sox/Royals game state from MLB app
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meeting Zohran Mamdani in person and being underwhelmed when there are no stylish wipes or smash cuts
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s today
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Al Michaels, here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to Monday Night RAW for some reason
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God, home ownership rocks. My ~15 year old house is about to undergo its second water mitigation/restoration journey in the last three years, while we also try to replace the front door whose full size glass panel shattered earlier this summer. Built For A LifetimeTM
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seattle weather is TOO nice right now. We cannot afford to take any chances
Large open field playground under a clear blue sky. In the foreground a sign reads “field closed due to weather”
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Props to Prime for adaptating Denny Neagle’s surprisingly wild Wikipedia bio
Prime Original
Neagle
New series
September 16
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well this shit is fantastic
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We should of course be skeptical of all Mormon cultural incursions, but as regards the creamy soda drinks, I am prepared to hand it to those doorknockers
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(shaking head sadly) respect yourself, little one
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This video is fun but Royals fans you WILL hear Steve Physioc’s voice if you turn the sound on
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy wednesday, let’s remember some playoff rounds
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can't say anything about Dolly that I haven't seen a dozen people say already. I do think she is poised to live on through her works and deeds more than most people of her stature. Still gonna be real sad about it.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
me when the opposing team has a pitcher make his MLB debut and they show the family taking photos and smiling and crying as he gets a 1-2-3 inning but then next frame he gives up a couple runs on multiple extra base hits: SHOW THE FAMILY
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Salvador Perez just pulled off a straight steal of second base
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s my first time at the K since 8/29/16. I do NOT go ten full years between visits
Kauffman Stadium from the first base side seating bowl
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you are within three games of a playoff spot, and especially the division lead, with a third of the season remaining, it is INSANE to sell off your pending free agents. That is orders of magnitude worse than anything the Dodgers are doing.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Gym Gordo, AL
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ooh la la
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is where I have my beef encounters
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The DeBarges, all four of them are on the telephone
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I respect how Kolek tells you right away how the day’s going to go. He’s either going seven scoreless or will give up six runs before you can find your seat.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You buy a “Big Pack” of Oatmeal Creme Pies and you get a box full of extra-large OCPs. You buy a “Big Pack” of Nutty Bars and you get a box of standard-size bars, just more of them. Little Debbie, get your branding in order before something terrible happens
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Solidarity to the Taco Bell drive-thru employee who handed me my food and said dourly, “have a baja blast. I have to say that.”
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(To the tune of International Lover by Prince) International soccer
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Contemplating a reality where two people could be rendered in such differing degrees of cartoonishness, with horror
Single-slice pizza box with artwork of two Italian pizza chefs, one with realistic facial features and the other looking like a character from Spy vs. Spy
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wonder who leads the league in making Mike Breen say “wild shot, won’t go”
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
how it felt the first time you saw an HDTV
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Remember when Google Earth looked like this
3-D aerial image of St. Louis from Google Earth from about 2005. Lots of blocky gray masses representing skyscrapers. The Arch is a huge skinny rectangle.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Our media environment is so fucked. These days you can say a guy is landing when he is clearly jumping and no one will call you out.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
kansas city royals baseball….don’t mind if i don’t
@TheRichardKarn: I’ve thought long and hard about [edited to say “watching the Royals”] and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do 🙏💕

Photo of smiling Richard Karn
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
hey morris day: the only JERK OUT i'm interested in seeing is this JERK OUT of the white house!!!
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Life is stressful, the world’s a mess. It feels good to all get together on Bluesky and cheer on our OKC Thunder once in a while.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When baseball fans think their manager isn’t fiery enough, they want Amanda Demanda
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
everything checked out PERFECTLY
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Starship Enterprise in flight with the title “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” above it
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i’m a millennial and my favorite song is “as” by stevie wonder. i assume this goes for the rest of my cohort
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Found another Gage Workman ancestor
album cover for Nimrod Workman's I Want To Go Where Things Are Beautiful
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh that’s a good dub
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nice writeup on, imo, the most underrated player in Royals history
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Chase le daughter? Not my daughter, young man. You have her home by 10.
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Three true outcoles
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Good evening
Bryan Woo pitching to Jac Caglianone
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
/to the tune of I Am Woman (Hear Me Roar)
Yuniesky Betancourt
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mike, @ssmanque.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I started doing the ten favorite songs prompt but got stressed out by omissions so I stopped lol
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