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Steven Lubliner

@sslubliner.bsky.social
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#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00Q….

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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was almost one of these.
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Fumble Jets Fumble
ALT: Fumble Jets Fumble
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I trust him now because of those cool red frames.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Look down! The map is changed. It says America, not Ontario, now!”
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same. Except there’s more than a few.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She's definitely gone full "The Girls Next Door" with the hair color. The question, as always, is whether this is for Trump's benefit, at his request for his personal pleasure, or just another "work" to distract us all.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Surprised he's not spinning it as James Bond cleverness or Bruce Willis crawling through ducts in Die Hard.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm not sure that the president's whole cloth immunity wouldn't extend to the agents ordered to carry out his borderline deeds. Plus, unless the Court holds that the pardon power doesn't extend to the president or his partners in crime, Trump could pardon him.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Given the age of many senators, maybe that is the joke.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“GO up the stairs? Sounds like he misunderstood the joke.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Plus he didn’t see Matt Damon in “The Last Duel,” where he was a fine, sword-wielding brute.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Her arm looks weird. And no statement about Lindsay Graham?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey, at least we know he’s dead. That’s something these days.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So how was their security handled? I mean, last I . . . naah, I don't care. . . . No, really, how was it handled? Who paid?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When they should be asking why Barkley was invited but not Steph.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What kind of coin flip was that?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m happy he met Buckner.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lies. He helped the Knicks sweep the Spurs.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tonight’s World Cup loss felt oddly like game 3 of Knicks/Spurs.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Would you believe 100 is the new 98? Happy birthday!
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It would almost be worth all the suffering to see him join an opinion invalidating the constitutional basis of his own marriage, Mitch McConnell's, etc.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Dumbocrat: staunch defender of those who are different. I'll take it.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ghostbusters II, D.C. Edition.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If only urine indicator dye really existed. Then, Trump and his administration could just piss in the reflecting pool like they do on everything else, and problem solved.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hey! I was an extra in that. Made a hundred bucks, back when that was money. Show some respect. I’m not hearing beef about Brian the Dog sleeping with all kinds of women.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah, we were reflecting last night on how excited we felt as teens in 1976 about the upcoming bicentennial and how cruddy and shat upon the buildup to this feels. Bring back President Ford.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The "Men in Black" bug got him.
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Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
ALT: Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It looks like there will finally be a second season of "All Of Us Are Dead," the Korean zombie/high school politics/teen romance/bureaucratic critique show. One and done would have been perfect.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good to know that in your 2141, Hitler is still seen as a bad guy.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And the good news is that, at least here in northern California, you can have a good time at community or regional theatre and still feel some financial pain. Not "touring company and I have to pay for parking in SF" pain, but a bite.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was born there and, as a kid, I always thought how strange it would be not to have been. Then, we cruelly moved away when I was 14. Now, it's hard to imagine living there, though maybe someday I'll give version 3 a shot. The barriers to successful entry may be higher than when White wrote that.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I still say it's a work. Talk about Epstein, not this nonsense.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's a work. Every minute spent speculating on his health is a minute not spent on corruption, Epstein, etc.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Back the blue and support the military was always just a way of blessing the killing of those they wished to see killed. When law enforcement interferes with that, they get a flagpole in the eye and eat bear spray. See J6.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In normal times, a joke about dead people voting might be funny here. Now? Meh.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Baloney. "You didn't thank the president for his leadership!" Baloney.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We are all out of the omelet.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Or they're bored with him, so they latch onto Trump, Q, UFOs, etc. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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The Christian Right Doesn’t Believe in God.
Do they act like they do?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yes, but are they hired by tech bro philosopher kings to justify eliminating half of us?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Unless you’re flying a rainbow flag or just being a silly person on the left. Then, drab gray sludge is the cultural ideal.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I didn't think NATO was a pact that if your dumb friend jumped off a roof, you had to do it, too.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I hadn't thought of him as "presidential" before, but I guess he is, under current standards.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bad, bad, bad.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
People take their extracurricular activities too seriously. substack.com/@slubliner/n...
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Your Religion is Just a Thing You Do.
Hobbyists should not dictate policy.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Bautista's Iconic Bat Flip Home Run in Toronto
ALT: Bautista's Iconic Bat Flip Home Run in Toronto
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If ranchers in the region can graze cattle on it, I will agree that’s responsible land management.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Counterpoint: Every man, while at the ballpark, is a kid. If I ever catch a ball, I‘m probably keeping it.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Obviously, they moderate their policies to broaden their appeal.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looking forward to a picture of Trump wearing it and feigning ignorance.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hegseth called it "Operation Project Freedom," which must imply greater defensive lethality.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Or, aptly, in Bullshit.
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