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Steven Lubliner

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#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00Q….

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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What kind of coin flip was that?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tonight’s World Cup loss felt oddly like game 3 of Knicks/Spurs.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Meanwhile, as the press dithers, immigrants nonchalantly bus the evidence.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It was true in 2020. It's still true, especially if you secretly feel that watching Iran get obliterated, your neighbors get beaten, etc., makes for an interesting change of pace. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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My First Grade Principal was Right: We Must Learn to Be Bored
If We’re to Get Through This.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My Hanukkah memoir, "A Child's Christmas in Queens" has lately sold a handful of #Kindle versions to people who found my ad by searching "romantic comedy." This was a target #Amazon suggested, not me. So is it a romantic comedy? It is now. $2.99, silly lovers. #booksky a.co/d/0en82rgd
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A Child's Christmas in Queens
Amazon.com: A Child's Christmas in Queens eBook : Lubliner, Steven: Kindle Store
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Congratulations to Venezuela. Will the Venezuelan president be presenting the World Baseball Classic trophy to Trump?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Surprised Conan agreed to that gassing and incinerator bit to end the Oscars.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Never seen a punt so thoroughly blocked.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Okay, I’ll be going now. #Wordle
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Plenty. But love triumphs! "A Child's Christmas in Queens" is $2.99 on #Kindle, $6.99 in paper, and $3.95 in #audiobook. FREE on #KindleUnlimited. Read the 5-star reviews. #booksky #interfaith #Jewish www.amazon.com/Childs-Chris...
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A Child's Christmas in Queens
Queens, New York in the early 1970s. In the midst of Christmas and Hanukkah, a small boy dishonors his mother and learns a lesson. Maybe more than one.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? And right? Read "A Child's Christmas in Queens" and find out. $2.99 in #Kindle; $6.99 in paper; $3.95 in #audiobook. #bannedbooks #booksky a.co/d/9nhc0Cj
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Threeway" called the moment ten years ago. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. And while we still have elections that matter. $5.99 on #Kindle, $7.99 in #paperback. #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #booksky #Trump a.co/d/3pRJ8MW
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Halloween's over, so it's time for "A Child's Christmas in Queens." A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Ask JD Vance. Better yet, don't. #interfaith #NewYork #booksky $2.99 on #Kindle #KindleUnlimited, $6.99 in #paperback, $3.95 for the #audiobook a.co/d/8Vw5CIh
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dodgers better win it now, because if Roberts really puts in a position player to pitch, I'm gonna sue him for the last three hours back. #WorldSeries
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Between Trump's #diarrhea video yesterday, the shit smearing on January 6, and other right wing public shitting moments, I can keep saying that "Threeway" called such madness ten years ago. Read it before it's banned. #booksky #Trump #nokings #bannedbooks www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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Threeway | Kirkus Reviews
Lubliner (A Child’s Christmas in Queens, 2014) takes on presidential politics in this satirical novel.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Two men, one woman, one presidency. Let the race to the bottom begin. Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. #booksky #Kimmel #Colbert #Trump #bannedbooks #politicalsatire a.co/d/0zFa00C
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I can't think of anything I actually watch on ABC except a few minutes of Jimmy Kimmel. Maybe a chunk of the Rose Bowl. Same with CBS. Part of a bowl game or an AFC game here or there. No more.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in the schools is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State
Thanks, First Amendment!
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in school is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"Threeway" hit the importance of a president's penis size ten years ago. Glad South Park is bringing the issue back to life. #booksky #satire #SouthPark #penis. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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Threeway | Kirkus Reviews
Lubliner (A Child’s Christmas in Queens, 2014) takes on presidential politics in this satirical novel.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A lesson on how to write a headline.
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Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA
Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. (And now Grok feels like it has to keep up.) #Trump #Elon #antisemitism #Jews open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At least John Cusack is in good company. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Two men, one woman, one president. Let the race to the bottom begin! See, "Threeway" did the third party thing in 2016. Shit got worse. #Kirkus calls "Threeway" a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." #books #booksky #politicalsatire #Trump #Elon a.co/d/8rWWQEr
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I thought he was our friend. (I didn't really.) #Trump #antisemitism #ChristianNationalism open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Third party? It’s been tried. Shit just got worse. #satire #booksky #Trump #Elon www.amazon.com/Threeway-Sho...
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Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions - Kindle edition by Lubliner, Steven. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
You don't need much German to get this. Seems more apt every day. Beautiful bills, alligators, people disappearing. Etc. youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...
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Nazikeule im Dritten Reich | Browser Ballett
YouTube video by Browser Ballett
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"Threeway" predicted the shitty end times we're living through. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. #Trump #bannedbooks a.co/d/5pjQdBE
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Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions - Kindle edition by Lubliner, Steven. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State
Thanks, First Amendment!
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My take on the First Amendment. It lets you hop on the left foot on Saturday or the right foot on Sunday, all without getting arrested. Then you go to work on Monday and be a good citizen. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Your Religion is Just a Thing You Do.
Hobbyists should not dictate policy.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Here’s Your New First Amendment. Because the one we have sucks. Or the Supreme Court has made it suck. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Because "Get your dick out of that man's mouth and stick it in this woman's" is not an adult argument: Here's Your New First Amendment #SCOTUS #SupremeCourt open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here’s a thought. No protests in DC on Saturday. Protests everywhere, maybe, but not DC. There won’t be a masturbatory amount of supporters on scene, so let DC because a big flat balloon. #Trump #nokings
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
No white men in the West Point Rhodes Scholar group. Good fun.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Trump wearing a MAGA hat to speak at West Point. What rank is that? Or is it just rank?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
On this national day of protest, read "Threeway," a political satire. Read it while they still let you. #booksky #satire #Trump #bannedbooks a.co/d/6GJIGCk
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Kirkus called "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. $5.99 on #Kindle; $7.99 in paper. #booksky #Trump #politicalsatire #books #bannedbooks www.amazon.com/Threeway-Sho...
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Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions - Kindle edition by Lubliner, Steven. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
These speeches should be Survivor challenges.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Is it playing the ref to give gifts and trips to Supreme Court justices? #Trump #Cannon
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What will Ben-Gay be renamed? #EnolaGay #Trump #DEI #Hegseth
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while you still can. #booksky #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #Trump a.co/d/8EC7qHT
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Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions - Kindle edition by Lubliner, Steven. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Good Democrat strategy to have the rebuttal done by a new blood senator who votes with Trump disturbingly often. #Trump #SOTU #Slotkin
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not with RFK and Elon, you won't. #Trump #SOTU #Congress
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The #Constitution ain't up to the task. #Trump #ChristianNationalism #religion #FirstAmendment #Project2025 Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State
Thanks, First Amendment!
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Brady’s shirt?
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My poetic take on "First they Came" from the perspective of the comers/cummers. (Click and read-it's free). #Trump #Nazis #ChristianNationalism #fascism #poetry #booksky #religion #Christianity First We Came: A MAGA Poem open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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First We Came: A MAGA Poem
Seems apt.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The over/under in Vegas is 2 1/2 on how many Nazi salutes Trump does to the crowd when he's introduced at the Super Bowl. #Trump #SuperBowl #ChristianNationalism #Nazis
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Ripping American a new one. #Constitution, that is. Get on it, Congress (click and read-it's free) #Trump #privacy #electoralcollege #religion #ChristianNationalism #Christianity #abortion #gaymarriage #gayrights It’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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It’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In.
And fix some other stuff while we’re at it.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Because the 1A we have ain't cutting it. (click and read-it's free) #Trump #religion #ChristianNationalism #Christianity #Judaism #abortion #privacy #sex #gaymarriage #gayrights Here’s Your New First Amendment open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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Steven Lubliner @sslubliner.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
As Tim Walz said, "mind your own fucking business." (He said damn. He meant "fucking." Even from Minnesota). (click and read-it's free). #Trump #religion #Christianity #ChristianNationalism #Judaism Your Religion is Just a Thing You Do. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
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Your Religion is Just a Thing You Do.
Hobbyists should not dictate policy.
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