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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Doesn’t understand consent…but we knew that.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, we know he doesn’t understand the concept of consent…
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s not thin skinned, he’s a piece of shit.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Work requirements for congress.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elder abuse.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember being dragged to safety by two beautiful female firefighters who insisted on testing my hose to see how it worked.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
…and then two big burly men….
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Natalie.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You wouldn’t want your president to be filmed cheating at golf, would you?
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don’t worry…Todd Blanche is ON IT!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But I thought Elon was a maker, not a taker?
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hard to believe that stud is having problems getting laid.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wait until tonight’s speech.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If it’s what you say it is, I love it!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well, first a few questions...when was your last period...when was the last time you had sex? Nothing intrusive.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You’re gonna take the word of Jesus, a guy with a Mexican name, over JD?
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They’re begging, absolutely begging for a deal!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trying to get around the pornhub age verification.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I wish I had, the rest of the season was a waste. Tapped out when it ended.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I guess Kid Rock wasn’t available.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No one gives him any credit for staying awake.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They can’t use “groomer” as a slur anymore, as it turns out their hero is the groomer in chief.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shut up you ugly fuck.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A lot of people don’t know that you can copy and paste with a computer…
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When’s the last time a white Senator was pepper sprayed By the government.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well, 50k came from the taxpayers.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The art of the deal…
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fingers crossed!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s pronounced NUTLICK.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He was LETHAL!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What’s the word for government ownership of businesses?
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Maybe he should play golf at Camp David.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m so old I can remember when a GOP donor driving a nuclear submarine sand a Japanese school ship.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well behaved women rarely make history.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mooomm, he hit me back!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
That’s ok. The more attention the dissenters get, the more people will join them.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If you don’t oppose sending them into senseless wars, you don’t support the troops.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We need a video feed of Tulsi vs. A head of cabbage…
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the Nazis created the gas chambers because shooting people in the head was too stressful.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Annie economy.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He was talking with Lincoln.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
They can’t afford the gas.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/mayo...
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Promises made, promises broken. doggett.house.gov/issues/trump...
doggett.house.gov
Trump’s Economic Promises Timeline
8/9/24:“Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.”NBC Montana, Trump Rally in Bozeman, MT, YouTube (August 9, 2024).
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Put her in a bikini.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They’re turning us into Mexico!
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Yes, that’s what we’ve come to.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Not unprecedented. I can remember when Andre the Giant defeated Hulk Hogan for the championship and then gave the belt to the Million Dollar Man.
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sslothrop.bsky.social @sslothrop.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Just take some ivermectin.
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