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zookeeper by day, translator by lunch break

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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
at a titanic drag parody. kinda scared
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*the tourists harassing wild animals
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have made a mistake and wore a wombat hoodie from where I was volunteering to this island.... what if they think I'm one of them*
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wombats are the new capybaras
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes you feel horrible and the animals KNOW (and do everything in their power to make things worse)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
outside of australia i mean
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
people at work pronounce beagle and bagel the same way. can you confirm it is not normal
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went here and everyone knew you
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why does ohio of all places have so many cool zoos
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the wars will never end. only when jesus comes back. because you can't fight angels"
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
chinese man is a christian missionary so you can figure out the rest I think
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they are now being racist towards aboriginal people which is crazy
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aforementioned englishman, an italian man from the most racist province in the country (next to mine lmao) and a chinese man. this man just said "chinese people are very COLOR CONSCIOUS". never heard that. that's a crazy way to say racist
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think i live with the most racist people on the planet
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
british roommate keeps complaining about how hard it is to find a room as a white guy and the patriarchy doesn't exist because a lot of people only want female roommates
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a teen girl complimented me and it made my day. like that's the only opinion I care about
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(only here for like two more weeks)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also I have my own room (technically some girls could move in but realistically I really doubt it lol) but I live with 5 men that's so scary and honestly just smells so bad lmao
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one guy has decided he doesn't want to share a room so he colonised the living room so it's not like we have options
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I unfortunately have to say we are besties now. we spend all evening chatting in the kitchen and I think everyone hates us
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
on a hike and said "morning" to a man walking towards me and he checked his watch to make sure it wasn't 12pm yet. (it's 11.45) is it that deep?
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
impossibile liberarsi dei bergamaschi pure in tasmania
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
had only seen one italian family in the past month in tasmania and today I've met two italian men. one is my new roommate and he's from the town next to my mom's.
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
watching american drag queens perform in europe and you can tell they don't know what to do for half the song because there are no tips to collect
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
most unshakable italian habit i have is greeting with two kisses. i understand pretty much the rest of the world does one but i never think about it and it's so awkward every single time lol
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
melbourne pick a side
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
deeply unserious country
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
why do australians keep calling ireland southern ireland 😭😭
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
most dangerous thing that could happen is hitting a wombat
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
im a bit anxious about driving on the opposite side of the street but then i remember my brother's first time doing it was in a rwd porsche in central tokyo and he survived so I can do it in the middle of nowhere, tasmania
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
was standing next to a very excited teen (?) at the cats stage door yesterday and leiomy asked him if he was a theatre kid and he said yes and she went "yeah I can tell" 😭😭😭😭
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the other day at 8pm (started working at 8am) I couldn't think of the word non-verbal (made sense) and I asked my boss "oh what do you say when kids don't speak?" and he goes "...autistic?" and I was like you know what, sure
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
im actually just so tired I just say shit without thinking
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
trying to beat the mean and bitchy allegations at work by bringing fresh croissants multiple times a week
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
taking antibiotics that cause photosensitivity and of course the past two days have been the nicest and brightest days in the past two months
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
on the treadmill at the gym watching the uk vs the world viewing party and the man next to me looked at my screen then grabbed the tv remote and turned the volume all the way up while they were playing the italian national anthem and it kinda felt pointed
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
italian fascists leaving fascist parties because they're not fascist enough love it here
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
some days I just know I give out rotted vibes because all the animals try to kill me
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
okay I'm done I needed to feel not insane
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
bestie im moving across the world to do the job for free I clearly do like it but I don't like to be sexually harassed by 70yo men and to be treated like SHIT by their frustrated 45 year old wives. sorry!
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
also this fucking gross old man spent the morning WINKING AT ME and then hit me with the "why are you doing this to me, I couldn't sleep all night because of you (????), clearly you don't love the job"
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
but he doesn't know that so I'm the bad guy lol
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
husband was like but can you leave at the end of may because otherwise we won't have time to train someone else three and a half months????? and the wife was planning to put me in the ticket booth all summer so I WOULDN'T BE DOING MY JOB ANYWAY because she wants me to do hers lmao
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
oh WELL. im gonna leave for a few months and work with animals I like in hopefully a less toxic environment lol it's hard to do worse honestly
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I gave you a notice for a contract I don't even have!!!! like what more could I have done. told this guy who works remotely for the zoo and he was like "yeah I know, (boss) woke me up this morning with a call this morning to rant about it"
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
mind you my contract ends march 31st and no one has talked to me about it (but they talked about it to each other!)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
gave my notice yesterday at work to leave in MAY and now I will have to survive four months of mobbing but at least that's done. they are SOOOO mad at me
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
camp
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
third time's the charm I hope
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
we rebooked keeping the same start date and of course it was wrong because I booked based on "we're arriving on thursday" without looking at a calendar
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