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@ssaraproblem.bsky.social
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zookeeper by day, translator by lunch break

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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have made a mistake and wore a wombat hoodie from where I was volunteering to this island.... what if they think I'm one of them*
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wombats are the new capybaras
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes you feel horrible and the animals KNOW (and do everything in their power to make things worse)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
people at work pronounce beagle and bagel the same way. can you confirm it is not normal
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went here and everyone knew you
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why does ohio of all places have so many cool zoos
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think i live with the most racist people on the planet
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
british roommate keeps complaining about how hard it is to find a room as a white guy and the patriarchy doesn't exist because a lot of people only want female roommates
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a teen girl complimented me and it made my day. like that's the only opinion I care about
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I unfortunately have to say we are besties now. we spend all evening chatting in the kitchen and I think everyone hates us
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
on a hike and said "morning" to a man walking towards me and he checked his watch to make sure it wasn't 12pm yet. (it's 11.45) is it that deep?
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
had only seen one italian family in the past month in tasmania and today I've met two italian men. one is my new roommate and he's from the town next to my mom's.
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
watching american drag queens perform in europe and you can tell they don't know what to do for half the song because there are no tips to collect
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
most unshakable italian habit i have is greeting with two kisses. i understand pretty much the rest of the world does one but i never think about it and it's so awkward every single time lol
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
deeply unserious country
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
why do australians keep calling ireland southern ireland 😭😭
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
im a bit anxious about driving on the opposite side of the street but then i remember my brother's first time doing it was in a rwd porsche in central tokyo and he survived so I can do it in the middle of nowhere, tasmania
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
was standing next to a very excited teen (?) at the cats stage door yesterday and leiomy asked him if he was a theatre kid and he said yes and she went "yeah I can tell" 😭😭😭😭
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
trying to beat the mean and bitchy allegations at work by bringing fresh croissants multiple times a week
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
taking antibiotics that cause photosensitivity and of course the past two days have been the nicest and brightest days in the past two months
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
on the treadmill at the gym watching the uk vs the world viewing party and the man next to me looked at my screen then grabbed the tv remote and turned the volume all the way up while they were playing the italian national anthem and it kinda felt pointed
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
italian fascists leaving fascist parties because they're not fascist enough love it here
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
some days I just know I give out rotted vibes because all the animals try to kill me
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
gave my notice yesterday at work to leave in MAY and now I will have to survive four months of mobbing but at least that's done. they are SOOOO mad at me
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
camp
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
going to stuttgart with my brother and we added one more day before I randomly found out I had the whole weekend off (my boss didn't answer my "can I switch my day off to friday" but wrote that in her calendar) and we just found out while changing the reservation that we had booked for dec 2026
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
most unrealistic part of wicked for good is a koala trying proactively to stay alive
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
a man called to try and sell me some insurance and asked what I did for work and I said I'm a zookeeper and he asked if we had big cats and then goes "see, what if you get attacked and have to go to intensive care, the insurance would help" sir?????
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
coworker asked me to drive the tractor because he doesn't trust the other guy. ended misogyny
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
had to explain labubus to my mom. she's not convinced
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
met with my mom in milan then headed home in opposite directions and we both got home at the same time and in exactly an hour. surprisingly pleasing.
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
just made the worst risotto of my life
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
how long can I stay at my job purely out of spite
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
maybe flying to london to see paddington will fix me
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
at home because my boss is mad at me for not working for free ONCE and now she doesn't want to pay me? 😃
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
went to a pumpkin patch in a castle and they almost locked us in
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"the word nachos is in that skeet, why are you taking it seriously?" - @adriannapilch.bsky.social, 2025
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i'm in chicago oct 6 to 14
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
have no way of knowing if my passport is ready because the police said they don't send out emails about it anymore because they've been hacked. okay I guess they've just accepted that
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
my hands have never known peace 🤌🏼🇮🇹 (but i was serving lowkey)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
asked my boss three times for the documents I need to prove I have a job (that I should already have lol) to rent an apartment and she isn't sending them to me so I guess i am quitting idk (I really should)
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
5 yo upstairs neighbour is singing (screaming) pink pony club with a PASSION
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
got a notification that my latin professor from high school joined duolingo and I was like what is this man even studying because he knows latin, ancient greek and even sanskrit but he hates english with a burning passion
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
btw made myself a hot chocolate today (it's over 90°F outside idk) and burned my tongue so badly I feel like I deserve it
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
my favourite oat milk has been discontinued. my mom sent me their statement saying "all we can do is cry" and she's RIGHT heaven avena you will be missed
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
friend came to visit me at work and took this picture idk, talking to the panda in the real universal language 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
okay done needed to get that off my chest lol
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
taskmaster s19 is sooooo good
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sara @ssaraproblem.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
stopped skeeting because it was too depressing to just complain about my job
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