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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 1h

1) We couldn't give the students Tylenol for fear that we'd get sued if the child had an adverse reaction. 2) If I would force my students to do anything, it would be to attend class and do their homework.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Now our 6-year old will say it. I also once gave my wife a few dinner choices which included soy garlic chicken, and she affirmed her preference by saying "soyyyyyyyyy!"

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My wife and I use "hoyyyyyyy!" (in a high pitched voice) to mean one of us found something we like. It started as Mr. Burns' "Ahoy hoy!" from The Simpsons, then my wife first said "hoyyyyyy!" in a jokingly flirtatious way, and it's evolved into its present meaning.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think this is the King of the Hill guys standing in the alley saying "Yep."

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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Holy shit this rules

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's still uncool, but standing on an NFL sideline while holding that mic is cooler than sitting in a chair and holding it.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

In college (~2009), the student government advertised an event with free Chipotle. I showed up and found out they were giving away Chipotle chips and salsa, nothing else. When I complained to my brother (who was on student government), he retorted, "So what? We said we'd bring Chipotle. We did."

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Streaming froze during a commercial.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

94th percentile (93.3 mph) this season. Just a little below Matt Wallner.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He's swinging harder / went to Driveline is likely my guess. Teams like to get the high-contact guys to be more aggressive to add some power.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Took a solid 5 minutes of pushing the "watch" button to finally stream Monday Night Football. Had no issues watching Dodgers/Brewers on FOX.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It amazes me how the ESPN app just does not want you to watch sports.

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the mayor of new york city has been more outspoken in detail than a sitting minnesota senator currently running for governor claiming her ability to fight against shit like this here

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm all in. Sure beats cheering for the Dodgers.

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Diana Joy @dianajoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Like @prisonculture.bsky.social keeps saying, fascism isn’t coming, it’s already fucking here. This is textbook.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Assuming his likelihood of getting a hit is lower because he's facing some of the top Brewers relievers, it's likely his expected batting average is actually lower, so yeah, I think 38% over 2 PA is reasonable.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Out of curiosity, I calculated his probability of getting at least one hit if he had 2 more PA and his chances of a hit were .267 (his batting average this season) and it came out to ~46%. Saying he has a .242 chance (his career batting average), then his probability is 42.5%.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That was my thinking. If you add the probabilities of his next two PA, it's plausible that it's around 38%.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I literally do not understand video review in any sport.

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

so the final four are * a team that has never won the World Series in its 28 seasons * a team that has never won the World Series in its 57 seasons * a team that hasn’t won the World Series in 77 seasons * Dodgers

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My thought, too. I'm accustomed to getting a max of about 2 inches.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I had the same experience a couple years ago. I was shocked I liked them as a kid.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"If we win, I'll eat my cleats" is not supposed to be taken literally.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

get you a quick shine

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A perfect encapsulation of tech corporations now. Praise us for the 2 spam messages we've blocked over the last 2 weeks, while your most recent text is spam and we haven't blocked 20 other spam messages over that time.

A screenshot of my phone where Google says they've blocked 2 spam messages over the last 14 days while the most recent message I've received is an unblocked spam message.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Was it locking Alex in the bathroom or was it quitting a task early?

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have no idea what that could be and I'm not going to fish for any spoilers, either.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He's been amazing. @mzbryz.bsky.social and I will be watching the new episode tomorrow.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

bloomberg.com

The NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen Girls

The sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

(Me, a color-blind individual): There's green???

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What is this? A party sub for ants?

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Adding this to my "bad graphs" collection. Can't wait to discuss this in class in early November.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(The parabola is not inverted because the question is about a paper airplane that travels downward, then suddenly breaks upward before crashing into a wall.)

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm getting a little loopy while lesson planning.

A Desmos graph of a parabola. The axes are labeled "Height (feet)" and "Horizontal Distance (feet)." The parabola stretches from x = 0 to x = 9, where it meets a vertical line stretching from y = 0 to y = 6. The vertical line is labeled "Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.'"

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We’ve been hearing for 20 years plus how we should just sit down and have a meal with people who think black, Latino and LGBTQ people are subhumans who must be killed. No.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The melting Nazi's head in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Watching it more than a decade later, I found it funny that it scared me because it's obviously a wax sculpture.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

With the awkward "U. S." kerning, too.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tee still trying to find his socks

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not going to pretend it's a good pun, but I'm fixated on Cat Scratchcat.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Funny that this reminded me of that and not Ty France's roof flyout from last night. (Probably because this field has the same type of dome as ours at EP.)

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Reminds me of how we spend our winter camps and first several weeks of the high school baseball season in a dome where virtually every fly ball will hit the roof.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...

fortune.com

Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune

The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.

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Andrew Bryzgornia @srsbryzness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Agreed, I felt like I had a hard time finding some fresh hop beers last fall.

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What a sexy punt.

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