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Holden Claulfield

@srryitsjay.bsky.social
94 followers 1.5K following 315 posts

It/Its. My name isn’t Holden, it’s just from a book I like. Still questioning myself, but I’m busy, so I’ll get back to you later on that front.

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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funtime rodent
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do NOT let his ass get near an MRI machine or it’ll be worse than a doom glory kill
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These new models are self lubricating
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Holy shit, it gets even worse. Apparently after realizing that they couldn’t pay the Guarantees of all the actors they signed on (or perhaps having known this for a while), the owners of Manga Marvels and Morsels had several actors REMOVED FROM THE PROPERTY to avoid paying them. What the actual F?
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 23/08/2026
#OtD 23 Aug 1924 French resistance fighter Madeleine Riffaud was born. On her 20th birthday in 1944, she, three other fighters and a train driver successfully captured a Nazi supply train complete with 80 soldiers on board using grenades and fireworks stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9542...
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lobster too buttery steak too juicy
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She used to be so chud like, now she’s simply a sweet nerd. Oh what we have lost.
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doubt people would fix themselves even if you had Marley wear a big sign saying it, Godspeed
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Vore, musk, rimming?
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Feels like a library of babel situation, they’re running through every possible thing to hate women for
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Any idea what’s being covered by the random black square?
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Then gotta play the prequel too
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ask to brofist (I don’t know I’ve never talked to a person before)
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fighting the war on overly hated furry kinksters on the side of overly hated furry kinksters
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Uh hi my name is fridge and sofa :3c
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Whatcha think of the fox fellas :3
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Being null means another shelf for food storage
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m not even religious and I’m praying, hands and knees, that he runs for president or something, anything
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 05/06/2026
Boys in lingerie dresses. Like if you agree. Reblarg to fuck him nasty
Digital illustration of Anton the very fat assed and very long haired white unicorn trans man sitting on an implied floor wearing a sheer black lacy lingerie dress and gold jewellery.
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Too little too late
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Setting up a little robotic arm to write your own name in it over and over again really quickly
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Picking up the water you dropped and drinking it casually
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m going in
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
BFDI porn?
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The guy from blues clues, or mr rogers
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
He so :3
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
May I ask how come?
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 13/05/2026
WELP! We're all transgender extremists now, at least according to the White House, which we regret to inform you has been taken over by far-right extremists. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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White House Declares War On “Radically Pro-Transgender Ideology” - Assigned Media
In a recently published United States Counterterrorism Strategy, the federal government declared their intent to wage war against
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Like in the way that the masc and fem don’t cancel out but rather add onto eachother
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 08/05/2026
This thing arrived btw (It’s a jumpsuit, but my whole booty ass is still out in it, so I can’t actually wear it in public lol)
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Remember: once you start a war, it goes on forever (Or so I’m told)
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B heard media 💚🇵🇸 @bheardmedia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
At #PMQs Iqbal Mohamed MP asked Keir Starmer why he was shutting down access to a database of 26,000 verified war crimes committed by Israel in Gaza & Lebanon The database was used to help decide whether arms export control licences to Israel should remain suspended! #Complicit ⬅️ #StarmerOut ✅️
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Was the reaction to the car art about what you expected? Were you worried it’d be too freak for your audience or did you know it’d be loved? (Or you didn’t care, good answer too)
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Even better
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can I kiss him a bit like with tongue make out just a bit as a treat :3
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
One cup of slime please
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I think you’d be considered normal history, weird.
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hi
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NEWS: Trans kids in Minnesota can access their gender-affirming care again. www.advocate.com/health/trans...
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Minnesota’s largest pediatric system restarts gender-affirming care for trans minors
The state’s largest pediatric provider resumed care after a court struck down Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s directive targeting treatment for transgender youth.
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...
Picture of a burning hillside where a warehouse used to be

A California distribution warehouse for the consumer products of giant Kimberly-Clark burned to the ground on Tuesday and an employee has been taken into custody under suspicion of arson. The sixth alarm fire required 175 firefighters to contain.

A video circulating online, reportedly taken by the agreed worker shows them setting fire to several pallets of toilet paper while calmly repeating "all you had to do was pay us enough to live."
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He’s become boy wife and they aren’t even dating yet
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Tibbers @tiberiumausten.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Age verification will NOT make the internet safer! Pass that on!
(In green, with an intact shield icon) A safer internet IS MADE BY: ✅ Encryption, ✅ Privacy, and ✅ Open source

(Color fade: green left, red right)

(In red, with a broken shield icon) A safer internet is NOT MADE BY: ❌ Age verification, ❌ Scanning communication, ❌ Tracking & data collection

(In the lower right corner)

#SAFERINTERNETDAY 📂
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tape is holding him back, unleash the nips
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Be careful, even a couple more sexy points and you might hit the interger limit, wrapping around to the lowest possible score. Saw it happen to someone once, worse than any body horror
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Honestly never thought of this, but now that I have, goals.
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What do they mean “they” wrote a novel. They didn’t do shit?????
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Holden Claulfield @srryitsjay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Leemak 🤷 @leemak.art · 25/03/2026
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