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Sharon

@srlane.bsky.social
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She/her. Bi, sober, married, childfree by choice, elder millennial. Knitter and crocheter. Occupational therapist.

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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 7h
So fucking stressed. 😩 get me out of this mess.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have so many moments of existential crisis. Like seriously- someone tell me the point of existence.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Update on my collage cardi pattern test! Working on the body. When I focus in I can get some inches. #knitsky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why must I hurt myself? (I have a couple of inflamed taste buds and I can’t stop rubbing them on my teeth and causing pain.)
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Possibly, I’m not sure. I have a follow up with my dermatologist soon, but one nail splits right down the middle no matter what I do.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because of reasons, some beyond my control 😢, I can no longer have long gel manicures and I’m dev.as.tated.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t and won’t use zyn as a former smoker, but I wish it didn’t exist.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many people give me shit for having so many WIPs - why do people care what I do? Stop projecting and start worrying about yourself. #knitsky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish I could go back in time to when I didn’t know what zyn is.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reading some @stephengrahamjones.com for the first time! I’ve been influenced by @anesthesiacg.bsky.social . So far, so good! #booksky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Progress on my Collage Cardigan by Picky Femme (test knit)
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
☠️
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had my husband bring our dog to the vet today bc I thought he had an ear infection. Turns out he’s basically fine all around and maybe is just needing a little more food and treats. 🤦‍♀️
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear the squirrels in Adel are suicidal. They do not move out of the street for cars. I literally came to a stop in front of one because it wouldn’t move. It was eating a walnut and by god it was going to finish.
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KCCI 8 News @kcci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Multiple towns in central Iowa are dealing with boil advisories or "do not use" orders as water issues persist.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it just me or is anyone else bothered when someone tells you the same story multiple times because they forgot they told you? My therapist would tell me “it not about me” and it’s a them problem. But it still hurts me sometimes - like am I that forgettable?
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking for good onion rings? Look no further than Maxie’s. However - look no further than that because everything else there is mid at best.
Plate full of onion rings
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw that too…
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk if this is what being almost 40 means, but I woke up at 6am today. On a Saturday! Wtf.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I have to listen to one more political add that features a woman saying “as a mom…”. Like, being a mom doesn’t automatically make you trustworthy or informed.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just letting you know, those Sockerbit or whatever gummy candies are disgustingly bad and just bc some influencer said it was good doesn’t mean it’s good.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did not eat nearly enough tomatoes this summer, and I regret that.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw the new Resident Evil - I liked it! But I’m also not a typical movie watcher or horror/survival/whatever you categorize this as movie watcher.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sitting writing this from my new nursing chair - I mean knitting chair - in my living room. It’s a lot sturdier than my slouchy couch so I’m excited to see if that helps me out with my back/shoulder! #knitsky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve been looking at some reclining gliders and found out they are labeled as “nursing chairs” and while I understand why they do that, I also wonder why the need to do that??
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I did like her Winter Night trilogy a lot, but I’m not completely sold on this yet. I might give it a try though just based on her past works. #booksky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now that I’m almost 40, finding and deciding on a new chair for knitting in is so hard. It’s gotta be supportive but comfy. Yes, I am the weirdo bringing her knitting to the store to try it out. But I can’t sit there for hours on end unfortunately. #knitsky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes!!
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A new Garth Nix book?! I’m so out of the loop but I want to read this!!
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Restarted my collage cardigan pattern test for Picky Femme. I’m doing a more simplified and streamlined look this time. #knitsky
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Took a muscle relaxer a little bit earlier and it’s supposed to be more of a non-drowsy one, so now I’m feeling like I’m mostly loosey goosey woo woo, ya know?
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Am I the only person on earth that didn’t like Piranesi?
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was supposed to be prescribed a muscle relaxer so I can sleep better tonight but I haven’t gotten a text that it’s filled so I’m sol
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember looking up movies times in the newspaper and I remember calling the theater and they had an automated answering system that told you the movie times. Before you had to reserve a seat. Damn, do I sound old or what?
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t understand YouTube videos that are not someone talking the whole time but just like aesthetic vibes and click clacks for a half an hour… like am I supposed to just watch silence and tip taps for a half and hour?
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is like a death, agreed. Gotta grieve it in some way I think.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The 1995 version is perfect. Alan Rickman?? Say less.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did also see a movie poster for a new movie Sense & Sensibility… do I like it? No. Do I want it? No. Do we need it? Definitely not. Will I see it? Also no.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw Practical Magic 2 last night. It was good, I think? I enjoyed it, it was a bit cheesy, and heartfelt, but also fun. I wouldn’t see it again in the theater but I’d watch it at home. First one is better of course.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Same
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Loved the trailer for Verity! It was hilarious!
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Des Moines Public Library @desmoineslibrary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is a busy week here at the Des Moines Public Library! www.dmpl.org/events 🦋 Learn about Monarch tagging with Des Moines Parks and Recreation 💖 Meet bestselling romance author Eloisa James at Central Library 🍅 Learn to make salsa with CultureAll 📚️ Make mocktails and play trivia 💫 And much more!
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I wear my sweatpants and Ugg boots I think I look like a Romulan ala TNG
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish we had vending machines like this out and about like Japan does. Although, if the USA had this, they would probably be so shitty and unkempt no one would want to use them.
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lmao
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Overheard a woman at dinner tell her probably 8 year old son that he “disgusts her.” I was like damn lady, strong language for a child…
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess they think it’s free because they have Medicare, but no I don’t think EMS sends a bill unless you are taken in an ambulance
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thats exactly what I’ve been doing
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Sharon @srlane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😂
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