Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Y’all mind if I fire up the willing engine responding with a roar 110 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 29/07/2026youtu.be/yqXzCuTJpo8youtu.beDeltarune: Rouxls Kaard Has Premium English (Meme)YouTube video by MattMakesMations 130 0
Reposted by Totino HeatCheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/03/2026not to take away from wifeday but i posted this on tumblr last night & i gotta post it here now. late bday present for @squizpillion.bsky.social guyak waking the entire world up 042 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 07/02/2026workshopping my theory. would love your thoughts 030 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 17/01/2026type of shit the guest rapper would say on a gorillaz song 030 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Anyone know if Kyle Tucker signed with the Mets yet 150 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Anyone know if Pete Alonso signed with the Mets yet 150 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 12/08/2025One time I interviewed for a position at a school I was a long term sub at with the principal (who observed me twice) and the teacher I subbed for who I was in constant communication with for the whole year and I didn’t get the job because some of my answers “weren’t specific enough” 160 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Some bonus wild cards. Seems like round is the meta 060 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Group two: I believe I have seen a pikachu or some creature of a similar sort 1100 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I had kids draw Pokemon from memory for extra credit. We’ll begin with group one: real ball knowers 280 0
Reposted by Totino Heatbrotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 28/05/2025 194820 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 23/05/2025“Mr. Collazo when is your birthday?” “It was in march” “Ok. Today is your birthday now” 4140 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Happy #GamerStation we’d day to all who celebrate 130 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 26/02/2025student 1: "mr. collazo, come on. we're all adults here." student 2: "HE'S LITERALLY THE ONLY ADULT HERE" 1190 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025A little something I’ve been working on: oh humanity/every single person is a friend to me. Let me know what you think 140 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The G in IWGP stands for Goto and people are finally starting to see the truth 130 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I tuned in just to see what was up since people seemed to be enjoying it and I saw yeetman punching the yeahguy while the crowd said yeet and the yeahguy was punching the yeetman while the crowd said yeah. I felt physically ill 190 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 07/01/2025kids are taking some test that's supposed to adjust to how well you're doing. one says "did you get the question about ants?" the other one says "bro ANTS? mine was about METAPHYSICAL REALITIES" 1180 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 23/12/2024buying pants that are specifically too big so I can take them to my tailor Mrs. Julie and she can tell me how nice the pants are 0100 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024shin ramyun is goated when eating something that tastes like spicy is the vibe 170 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 18/12/2024he did go back to his seat and googled "how to escape the labyrinth" which got me pretty good 2100 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I've been giving students increasingly insane consequences for mundane things. Today a kid asked me what would happen if he didn't turn in an assignment before break so I told him I would trap him in the labyrinth. he looked genuinely devastated 3200 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Anyone know if Pete Alonso signed with the Mets yet 170 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Anyone know if Juan Soto signed with the Mets yet 230 0
Totino Heat @squizpillion.bsky.social · 03/12/2024student 1: Mr. C you should get a low taper fade me: hack. next suggestion student 2: you should shave your head bald, get a bob wig, and show up in the puritan fit me: This is exactly the vision we're looking for. the quiz is friday by the way 1340 0
