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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦

@squishymctushy.bsky.social
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Memento Vivere, Memento Mori. No DMs. NO LONGER SAYING SORRY TO AMERICANS. Multi tattooed survivor of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, no parental supervision, and cancer. I say fuck a lot. 🇨🇦🇧🇧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love the Mexican murals.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he thinks his birthday celebrations were amazing, just wait till he looks up and sees how the world celebrates his passing.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
👀👀 is it time?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just going to put this here and hope you all do your magic. #ExpelHoekstra #CanadianSovereignty #Never51st Petition e-7124 - Petitions share.google/bG7tP1vnaKCf...
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Petition e-7124 - Petitions
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If a VP serves for more than two years of the predecessor's term, they are only eligible to be elected to one more full term. If DJT could go before Jan 20, 2027 that would be great.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just checking in.... is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And about that winter storm coming... sorry our linesmen are busy and we might not be able to supply ya'll with power. Good luck.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When Americans wonder why we won't ever be friends again....
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hot take, Jonathan Ross was angry and intended to shoot Renee Good before she even started driving and his video proves it. If he did not intend to shoot her why did he switch his phone to his other hand and upholstery his weapon before she even started moving? #CrushedIce #ReneeGood #ICE #ACAB
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/01/2026
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Well if shit pops off, im sure weapons will be available for those with the ability to use them.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Welcome to the feral generation. I've gotten a 22 semi auto, a 12 guage pump, and a 308 bolt action thanks to the good old US of Russia.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Not gonna lie, I was a peaceful woman for the longest time. Now I visualize these men with holes in the centre of their heads.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Canada hates the USA too. We are just quieter about it.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For all my Canadian resisters!!!!
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Listening to James David talk about the assassination of Renee Good makes me worry for his wife Usha. This man is a master manipulator and gas-lighter of monolithic proportions. I can't wait for his card to be punched along with the Giant imPeach.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I like the idea of AOC doing the same test. Hell can you guys put DJT and AOC in a room and have them both complete the test live and on camera?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So #Trump has apparently been taking 325mg of aspirin for 25 years to keep his blood thin. As someone who was on blood thinners I can tell you, if that were true his gunshot wound to the ear would have been MUCH WORSE. The man is a liar and has one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
So very tired of stupid conservatives in Canada talking about Carney and Brookfield. Especially given that it was Stephen Harper (Conservative PM) who originally awarded the contract.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Quick question. Ive been in Mexico for a while and not paying attention so I need to know..... is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So question, if DJT has a stroke and can't continue to serve and JD takes over, does the time remaining on this term count as his first term?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wonder how far he'll go to not release the Epstein Files.....
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Imagine being so narcissistic that you have to make every thing about you. I can't wait for the day when the death headline is actually about him for a change.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Can you imagine being so narcissistic that you have to make EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ALL ABOUT YOU? No neither can I. I can't wait to read a news headline about a death and have it actually be about him.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'd like to see all the provinces stand united and take a tougher stance. All US booze off of all shelves, and maybe it's time to consider shutting off our power, gas, and crude supplies. Or at least find others who want it more.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sooooo just to be clear, Americans don't have a problem with the fact that the first lady has been having private conversations and making back room deals with the Russians????? Am I understanding this correctly???? Have none of you watched "When a Stranger Calls"???
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
chng.it/72HM5t6Sfm
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Have you seen this petition yet?
Remove Pete Hoekstra as US ambassador to Canada. Let's send Pete Packing!
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal. If you want to send your own letter, visit @dyingwithdignity.ca : www.dyingwithdignity.ca/advocacy/all...
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Don’t miss your chance to protect end-of-life rights | Dying With Dignity Canada
Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sooooo in America "Indefinitely" is about a week 🤣🤣🤣 They blinked but we're still boycotting. #NoABC #NoDisney #NoTrump
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If @youranoncentral.bsky.social really had any power still, they would have released the fucking list already.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
youtube.com/shorts/9iI-v...
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Dear Americans… we saved you a seat
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
That was yesterday. Are they still talking about that? Isn't it time to send tots and pears and move on?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Maple Maga PP wants the government to cancel the Temporary Foreign Workers program. Must know he's soon going to be looking for work and wants to clear the competition.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Is he dead yet? Asking for a friend...
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#Hope #DJT #IsHeDeadYet are we taking bets yet? I'll put $20 (CAD) 4:20am 9/11/25
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The irony of a "man" who wears eyeliner and has changed his name multiple times demanding that people go by their birth names and not respecting gender identity is not lost on me at all.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Just checking, is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I think it's time for Elon to release the full, unrelated list because we all know he has it.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Soooooo about the list. I propose we call it the Trump List since his name is on so frequently. #TheEpsteinList #TheTrumpList
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
And this is why absolutely no Canadian citizen should be crossing the border Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody
The Canadian government is aware of the death of a Canadian citizen who died while in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody and is “urgently seeking more information from U.S. officia...
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No I realize that now hahahaha but I still stand by my comment. The US has proven their current moves don't work. A more permanent solution is required
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