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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦

@squishymctushy.bsky.social
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Memento Vivere, Memento Mori. No DMs. NO LONGER SAYING SORRY TO AMERICANS. Multi tattooed survivor of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, no parental supervision, and cancer. I say fuck a lot. 🇨🇦🇧🇧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he thinks his birthday celebrations were amazing, just wait till he looks up and sees how the world celebrates his passing.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
👀👀 is it time?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just going to put this here and hope you all do your magic. #ExpelHoekstra #CanadianSovereignty #Never51st Petition e-7124 - Petitions share.google/bG7tP1vnaKCf...
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Petition e-7124 - Petitions
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If a VP serves for more than two years of the predecessor's term, they are only eligible to be elected to one more full term. If DJT could go before Jan 20, 2027 that would be great.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just checking in.... is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And about that winter storm coming... sorry our linesmen are busy and we might not be able to supply ya'll with power. Good luck.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When Americans wonder why we won't ever be friends again....
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hot take, Jonathan Ross was angry and intended to shoot Renee Good before she even started driving and his video proves it. If he did not intend to shoot her why did he switch his phone to his other hand and upholstery his weapon before she even started moving? #CrushedIce #ReneeGood #ICE #ACAB
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/01/2026
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For all my Canadian resisters!!!!
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Listening to James David talk about the assassination of Renee Good makes me worry for his wife Usha. This man is a master manipulator and gas-lighter of monolithic proportions. I can't wait for his card to be punched along with the Giant imPeach.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So #Trump has apparently been taking 325mg of aspirin for 25 years to keep his blood thin. As someone who was on blood thinners I can tell you, if that were true his gunshot wound to the ear would have been MUCH WORSE. The man is a liar and has one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
So very tired of stupid conservatives in Canada talking about Carney and Brookfield. Especially given that it was Stephen Harper (Conservative PM) who originally awarded the contract.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Quick question. Ive been in Mexico for a while and not paying attention so I need to know..... is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So question, if DJT has a stroke and can't continue to serve and JD takes over, does the time remaining on this term count as his first term?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wonder how far he'll go to not release the Epstein Files.....
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Can you imagine being so narcissistic that you have to make EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ALL ABOUT YOU? No neither can I. I can't wait to read a news headline about a death and have it actually be about him.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sooooo just to be clear, Americans don't have a problem with the fact that the first lady has been having private conversations and making back room deals with the Russians????? Am I understanding this correctly???? Have none of you watched "When a Stranger Calls"???
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Have you seen this petition yet?
Remove Pete Hoekstra as US ambassador to Canada. Let's send Pete Packing!
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal. If you want to send your own letter, visit @dyingwithdignity.ca : www.dyingwithdignity.ca/advocacy/all...
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Don’t miss your chance to protect end-of-life rights | Dying With Dignity Canada
Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sooooo in America "Indefinitely" is about a week 🤣🤣🤣 They blinked but we're still boycotting. #NoABC #NoDisney #NoTrump
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If @youranoncentral.bsky.social really had any power still, they would have released the fucking list already.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
youtube.com/shorts/9iI-v...
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Dear Americans… we saved you a seat
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Maple Maga PP wants the government to cancel the Temporary Foreign Workers program. Must know he's soon going to be looking for work and wants to clear the competition.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Is he dead yet? Asking for a friend...
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#Hope #DJT #IsHeDeadYet are we taking bets yet? I'll put $20 (CAD) 4:20am 9/11/25
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The irony of a "man" who wears eyeliner and has changed his name multiple times demanding that people go by their birth names and not respecting gender identity is not lost on me at all.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Just checking, is he dead yet?
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I think it's time for Elon to release the full, unrelated list because we all know he has it.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Soooooo about the list. I propose we call it the Trump List since his name is on so frequently. #TheEpsteinList #TheTrumpList
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
And this is why absolutely no Canadian citizen should be crossing the border Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody
The Canadian government is aware of the death of a Canadian citizen who died while in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody and is “urgently seeking more information from U.S. officia...
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A man who did everything he could to avoid serving his country just entered into a battle that will cost thousands of young men and women their lives. So glad he doesn't consider Canadians friends and we are no longer obligated to step into this. #FuckTrump #TACO
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
In the words of Taylor Swift... look what you made me do.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Translation "Trump would have lost without the Foreign interference in the US of Russia democratic process". Musk says ‘Trump would have lost’ without his help, U.S. president threatens to kill contracts www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
Musk says ‘Trump would have lost’ without his help, U.S. president threatens to kill contracts
The breakup between the president of the United States and the world’s richest man is unfurling much like their relationship started — rapidly, intensely and very publicly.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
And with that, Canada’s NDP has lost my support and won't ever have my vote again. I'm over the political games played at the expense of the tax payers. #NDP #NeverAgain NDP to vote against throne spe... www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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NDP to vote against throne speech, forcing Liberals to find support elsewhere | CBC News
Interim NDP Leader Don Davies says his party will be voting against the government’s throne speech, meaning the Liberals will need to get support from another opposition party to survive the confidenc...
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@ctvnews-rss.bsky.social has gotten so lazy with their reporting they don't even do a final read before posting their garbage.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#TACO
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
While people are espousing their opinions on Biden's cancer diagnosis I'd like to remind everyone, I am a cancer survivor and don't believe karma played a part in either my diagnosis or my survival so kindly STFU.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If you ever think what is the point of voting, remember the Liberal party took the Terrebonne riding in a recount by 1 vote. #EveryVoteCounts
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Happy Early mothers day to me. #TreatYoSelf
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
OK if the bi-election is only being held so PP can keep power, and it was because an AB MP has decided to give up his duly elected position to make this happen, and it is going to cost 1.38M, I'm assuming that cost is going to be paid by the people of AB since Canada already clearly spoke......
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The belief that only PP is capable of leading the Conservative party and is the only one who will "hold the Liberals accountable" says a lot for their party and its members.
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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Get er done folks. Shut him out in every seat he tries to steal. We might end up with a Liberal majority yet. Protest group hoping to add 200+ names to Pierre Poilievre’s Alberta byelection ballot www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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Protest group hoping to add 200+ names to Pierre Poilievre’s Alberta byelection ballot
A protest group that signed up dozens of candidates to run in Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre’s riding in the past federal election is planning to bring their campaign to an upcoming Alberta byel...
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