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Forrest Squirrel

@squirreltech.bsky.social
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Cartoon squirrel, trapped in an internet he never made! [GNU Steve Gerber] E. Warren 2028? Sure, why not. Profile pic by Silent Red

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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
moose and squirrel are appalled
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Well, we don't need roads either!"
https://icl.coop/a-time-machine-in-its-own-right/
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
weather.gov used to support lightning probability but inferentially DOGE killed it. Anyhoo, wouldn't want to be...somewhere...outside at 9PM tonight. Especially not exerting myself in greasy fashion! (83°, 72% humidity? Fuggedaboutit!)
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dramatic Disco Music: 1999
in space, they can still hear the funk
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
well, yes, just showing him around the promenade
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
a film containing no storms of metal and in which jared-syn escapes, which played 2-D in my theater
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sandy Cheeks has no rivals Well, almost
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
pew survey showing climate change favorers declining to 48% currently from 53% in 2022
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
From the mind what brought you THE MAN-HATCHERY, it's BEYOND INFINITE HYPERBOLE
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
also fans of the number
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
probably not this
the whomobile hovercraft
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
straws, but spoons!
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Unisex: 1999
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
just add some magenta floodlights!
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it was just 42 years ahead of its time insideevs.com/reviews/7261...
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I feel that this face needs to pay some sort of royalty to @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
Talking head looks exactly like a cartoon by Tom Tomorrow
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Not to forget
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@vivaldi.com Um...
Current zoom factor is Not a Number percent.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Two expensive toy DeLoreans with even more expensive paint jobs. Can you spot the $500 difference?
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
According to an old internet test I am Fluttershy with a minor in Pinkie Pie.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
precisely
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That's O'REILLY
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
surely not Douglas
Douglas Adams on lizards and democracy.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
People complained about people falling out of their chairs on the USS Enterprise; 1973's never-made movie PLANET OF THE TITANS offered a bridge such that the Captain could fall down a dozen steps and then continue off a mysterious platform 12 feet to the floor.,, roddenberry.x.io/2270-uss-ent...
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek 🚀
ARCTURUS! Call your travel agent today.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Aeon after aeon, lifetime after lifetime, Inspector Dreyfus continued his endless, increasingly disturbed quest for Clouseau.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
trekkies→ninnies, trekkers→...
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In decadent Rome the Emperor went off to fight wars while the public stayed home to enjoy games and circuses. In decadent America the public is sent off to fight wars while the President stays home to enjoy games and circuses.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"You keep using that word... —I don't think it means what you think it means."
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Poll aggregate showing Biden consistently underwater vs Trump, then a bubble into potential victory when Harris replaced him, which deflates back to a loss until a last moment 0.1 point blip of a lead.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(they've been tinkering with the unemployment numbers since Reagan to make the numbers look less bad)
Federal Reserve chart showing Not In Labor Force - Want A Job Now numbers returning to 2008 level in 2020.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Federal Reserve chart showing the gross domestic product failing to recover from the 2008 recession during the Obama presidency.Federal Reserve chart showing a v-shaped GDP recovery from the Covid Crash in 2020.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Stop it!
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Heinlein to his editor on SS
Let me state the theme of my story: the central theme of the story is John XV 13: “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.” The story starts with a boy, a child, a spoiled son of the extreme right, one who is utterly incapable of conceiving this ideal. The story ends when he is perhaps only two or three years older, but fully matured, a lined and tempered adult wholly dedicated to that simple, selfless proposition.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Heap family on an outing.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Jordy Verrill's kids crashed the Super Bowl! @stephenking.bsky.social
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Best media analyzer-visualizer
Rainbow Dash plots your audio in the Clementine media player.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@stephenking.bsky.social Being present-day rather than past matter, Craig Toomey survived being eaten by the langoliers...sort of.
Craig Toomey from The Langoliers and Stephen Miller have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Remember, kids, FOX says that if you use 😭 you just might be a far-left warrior! You might even be Salacious Crumb!! www.foxnews.com/politics/far...
Text excerpt reading: "Over the following hours, a national network of socialist, communist and Marxist-Leninist
cells in the United States leveraged the tragic fatality into a nationwide protest operation. While grief and outrage over Pretti's death is genuine, the network's real-time rapid
response, using short sensational video clips and emojis as weapons of propaganda, offers a window into the disciplined logistics, messaging and coordination of far-left
warriors fomenting insurgency-like confrontation with authorities."
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
in quotation marks?
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
via reddit
38 other people killed by ICE
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Titan Cronus devours his children lest they overthrow him.
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
competition!
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
...there we go
A single kernel of corn
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