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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—!

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𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨. Nessie | She/They | 18+

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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍–𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ @webheadthwips.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Oh bet! " Perking up.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Yeah, Yeah. " Looking off to the side, impatient.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Hmm. . ? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You can try. ( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh yeah?
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Aaand just flipping to said page.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Oh! Yeah. " She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You really wanna go up against me? The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
. . . Booooo.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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a cartoon character with a white squirrel on her head
ALT: a cartoon character with a white squirrel on her head
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Be terrified.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yup. ( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
( proceeds to do such. )
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Totally, totally. Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Eh, something like that.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Well, alright. Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
WOMP.
https://x.com/PepperNSalt/status/1867947661866996086?s=20
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Well, wanna go find 'em? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Sure. Why not? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Ah. . . that'll do it. "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. " Shrug.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" . . . Ohhhh. Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" . . . who are you, kitty? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" Gonna be honest, I thought you said you wanted me to sit on you or something. "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" . . . AND YOU CAN TALK??? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Nah. Just the character vault. Y'know how it is.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
. . . Huh?
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
" The huh??? "
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm free from the vault.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
#SeductiveSunday She gonna bust yo nuts.
https://x.com/LakyGT/status/1912565908343582907?s=20
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
what
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
why are they simping over me
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
1 billion lions? Nah. 1 billion squirrels solo.
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Reposted by 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—!
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Squirrel Girl
Squirrel Girl from Marvel Rivals
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
⠀ nessie. so what's the deal with Nova I used to see that mf EVERYWHERE
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
( putting on sunglasses. ) Let's get nuts.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh, absolutely.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Know what. That could work.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yeah, figured as much. I'd say hide in my tail, but you're too big.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Eh. . . I'd say just bust right through the front door. Thor's chill with me. Dunno about you, though.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Eh, I could just full–nelson 'em. No need for a squirrel stampede unless it's REALLY desperate. Y'know?
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
As if you don't know me, Wilson!
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
. . . bet.
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𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—! @squirrelstampeede.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
. . . Aww.
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