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SquirrelLatte

@squirrellatte.bsky.social
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33, hotel accountant, semi-retired cosplayer, weather weenie, gearhead, photographer, weeb, and caffeine connoisseur.

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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, they stayed. I have full coverage anyway and they considered it totaled. The value they came up with is ~$7,100 which will pay the rest of my loan in full and leave me around $2,500 to put towards a down payment on a new car.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been saying Hagueseth for months. 😆
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the turn my life has taken. Back on September 25th, I was rear-ended fairly hard in my 2017 Toyota Yaris iA. The repair quote from the body shop finally came back at just over $10,000. Or twice what my car is worth under the best of circumstances.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Interesting. I've lived in Omaha since 1998 and have barely ever heard of this one. And the SPC map definitely seems off. It has the tornado starting in the east side of the city near downtown, but Bel Air is in the west/southwest part of town.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm barely ever here anymore myself. 😜
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Of all the people to force on us, a right-wing hack that got fired from *BuzzFeed* for plagiarism.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Social media is fucking exhausting.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Donate plasma in the US and you get nothing. ;')
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cinco de Mayo #boydinner. Superfries and a bottled margarita. No salt or proper glass because way too much effort. Not pictured: electrolyte beverage because my 33-year old ass now gets hungover the next day from so much as sniffing a cocktail.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
$39 to fill a tank the size of a Zippo lighter. Fuck you, Donald.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Takes me back to the days of a cassette adapter plugged into my 1987 Olds Cutlass so I could play my iPod through crappy GM speakers.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Better be a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano fresh off the boat from Italy for that price.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don't jinx it.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And stripped down, the bones are excellent for stock.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Make a hot version called the GNX.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is probably the administration's biggest own goal yet.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
$5 rotisserie chicken. And they're usually bigger than other stores that charge much more, too.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling .
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Seen on a garage door in Omaha, NE. #NoKings
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Welcome to the dark side. Enjoy the $1.50 glizzy, giant $10 pizza, and $5 rotisserie chicken.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My twink ass is several degrees of magnitude more masculine.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Panic attacks are gross. The entire day is shot after one. Bonus points if you get the ones that make you tense up and go catatonic. Then you're sore afterwards as well. 🫠
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Not going to lie, knowing Mr. Regular I was deriving a *very* different meaning from the first two sentences.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I miss her, too.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits an obnoxious ear-bleeding high note. "Mr. Roboto" in particular. Aforementioned high note, and it's just so... bad in general. Bad even by their standards.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Life imitates art, and all that...
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits a high note with his obnoxious ear-bleeding voice.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
God, I wish these were practical on American roads.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
No passing zone, enforced by tornado.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
As a range target.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Up here we've gone from 70s and tornado warnings in the afternoon to snowing at night. Rarely anything surprises me here anymore. 😆
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Weather is decided by random number generator this time of year.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It tastes like Lando Norris.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We got hail a week ago up here in Nebraska, in a severe thunderstorm warning despite it being barely above freezing. 😆 Started with wind chills of -15 this morning, then we'll be in the 80s by Friday. 😆
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いど @idonchi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I clearly came from a different time, but I've never understood the appeal of these. The '87 Olds Cutlass Ciera that was my first actual functioning car had one of these and I always thought it was ugly as sin.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
* laughs in 40mpg Toyota Yaris iA and 1-mile commute to work *
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I absolutely will not buy a car without a brake pedal. Kidding aside, an AUX port or Bluetooth connection.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"And other parts".
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sooner or later we'll start watering crops with sports drinks to get around AI-induced water shortages.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He looks awful. They're probably pumping him full of shit to keep him on his feet. He'll react to something at some point.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Come on, cholesterol...
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
But then we wouldn't be entertained by kids wrecking their 350Zs and Mustangs financed by mom and dad attempting to show off outside the local car shows. But, yeah. I agree with testing people's ability to handle more powerful cars before they're allowed to buy.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
* Van Halen starts playing in the background *
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
At least it didn't hit Wakita head-on. ....I'll see myself out.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What is Nancy Mace's fascination with genitalia?
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Karolyin' lied again? I'm shocked.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It'd also be hilarious if the balance of power changes in the next 1-3 years and these new media conglomerates are ordered to break up anyway.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Didn't WhiskeyLeaks have a cushy office job far from any actual combat?
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nope. But I was driving on the surface of the moon (Omaha streets). It probably would've taken a 7.0 for me to notice an earthquake at that point.
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