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SquirrelLatte

@squirrellatte.bsky.social
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33, hotel accountant, semi-retired cosplayer, weather weenie, gearhead, photographer, weeb, and caffeine connoisseur.

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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the turn my life has taken. Back on September 25th, I was rear-ended fairly hard in my 2017 Toyota Yaris iA. The repair quote from the body shop finally came back at just over $10,000. Or twice what my car is worth under the best of circumstances.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Social media is fucking exhausting.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cinco de Mayo #boydinner. Superfries and a bottled margarita. No salt or proper glass because way too much effort. Not pictured: electrolyte beverage because my 33-year old ass now gets hungover the next day from so much as sniffing a cocktail.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
$39 to fill a tank the size of a Zippo lighter. Fuck you, Donald.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Seen on a garage door in Omaha, NE. #NoKings
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anything by Styx where Dennis DeYoung hits an obnoxious ear-bleeding high note. "Mr. Roboto" in particular. Aforementioned high note, and it's just so... bad in general. Bad even by their standards.
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いど @idonchi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
🎁
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It was $2.59 yesterday. Are we winning yet?
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I will hold a special hatred in my heart for whoever ordered 10 44-ounce cups of ice from Sonic. #DoorDash #why
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We're spending nine figures on a streetcar nobody seems to want that's destroying local businesses with its construction. Meanwhile the existing roads are in various states of disrepair and in some cases, collapsing entirely. #Omaha things.
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Two vehicles stuck in sinkhole on Pacific Street after road 'collapsed,' Omaha police say
Omaha police said two vehicles are in a sinkhole near Aksarben after the road collapsed.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Where have I been, besides the usual lack of activity here? Just moved from the faceless suburbs into a downtown loft 5 minutes away from my job. Then proceeded to get sick as a dog for a week from the stress and lack of sleep. #moving
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The Win11 laptop I bought secondhand this summer kept shitting itself and I initially thought it was because I got it pre-owned. Nope, updates were bricking it. Reverting to Win10 works for now, but Microsoft and all their bullshit have my tech-averse ass seriously considering Linux.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Last night's dinner: chicken Parmesan gnocchi bake in a skillet, topped with burrata and fresh basil. #foodsky #BlueskySupperClub
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Look at these chodes. Struggling with an amount of snow even my Toyota Yaris would laugh off.
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YanManXplore @yanmanxplore.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My FanArt of El Condor Pasa based on Nacho Libre's Poster
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Victoria Tran ✨ @victoriatran.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Therapist: May I suggest you take a break? Me: Sure! OK! So. I want to be optimally relaxed. I'd like to maximize how refreshed I feel in the shortest amount of time possible. What's the best tactic? How do I reach peak rest? How do I win resting? Can I min/max my leisure? Therapist: Oh no.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I definitely recommend the steamer.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Oh, yeah. I turned 33 recently. Didn't feel like celebrating another year closer to the grave and doing fuck all with my life, though. 🫠
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wren✨🌈 @eggtempest.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#umamusume
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Igalimax @igalimax.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Manhattan Cafe #umamusume #ウマ娘
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kei!! @celesion.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
no more ms nice nature #umamusume
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Oh, look. I disappeared again. ...aaaand now that horse game is taking up my spare time. #UmaMusume
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Sprite +Tea review. ...what the hell is this? The initial flavor is mostly Sprite, but quickly turns into a crappy Brisk or Arizona lemon tea left in your car all night. Also, the color of the soda itself and the labeling reminds me of a piss bottle tossed in a truck stop trash bin. 2.5/10. No.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Thank you, Gary.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Wake up, you need to make money.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Obligatory "fuck ICE" post.
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No context Top Gear @contextgear.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Mei @genistarts.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Everyone's a member of Team Monte Carlo! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
You ever just hate your own writing, like just reading back like "who wrote this dogshit"
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'm "trying to get the internet to work on an iPod touch" years old.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
People assume I’m shy when I don’t talk, I just don’t have anything to say, what do you want me to do? Bark?
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Also helps that Jean Stothert ignored 90% of Omaha for over a decade, and never repealed the restaurant tax that she initially campaigned on doing. And it wasn't even a close race. John Ewing won by 13 points.
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Cyrle Costeau @cyrle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"Reisen reaches for the moon" the first attempt on winning Vgen competition really #東方Project #touhou #art
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name Pope Ghost Energy Drink IV. 💀
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3 caffeinations deep in yerbadom @revolverunit.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Finally tried the new McDonald's chicken strips and the Minecraft meme sauce. Strips - They alright. 6.5/10. Sauce - Hot, but not much flavor other than the spice except for an odd vinegary sourness. Like a Sriracha that went funky. 4/10. #foodreview #BlueskySupperClub
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm an antisocial bordering on misanthropic recluse who can go months at a time without socializing with people beyond my partner or immediate family. And I have a lot more than 3 friends. Probably more than 15, even. Zucc must be speaking from personal experience.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's hip to be square.
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a man in a lab coat is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in a room
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The McHot Pocket.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Food delivery inspector. #Caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Tornado season in Nebraska again.
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I haven't been skeeting lately. Why? Got laid off without warning in February, causing all sorts of mental and financial headaches. I was very fortunate that a former workplace offered me an accounting position, otherwise I'm not sure where I'd be right now. But the headaches aren't over yet.
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a cat is laying on its back in a glass tank .
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#MomSky Hands Off! My kind of sign!
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I could really go for some precedented times right about now.
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Shadow_Chevy @shadowchevy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
To counter the rising rent costs in Gensokyo, Kosuzu was forced to get a second job as a cashier. Happy Birthday @scarristo.bsky.social #本居小鈴 #東方Projectㅤㅤ
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SquirrelLatte @squirrellatte.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A wild #Jaguar F-Type SVR spotted for your #Caturday. #carsky #carsofbluesky #carspotting
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