Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've got a date on Tuesday 🥰 No pressure, no commitment, just casual pizza with someone who's moving to Seattle next year anyway. No big deal. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It feels awful, but I'm having to put my foot down with my best friend showing me AI stuff he's made and is proud of. If I were him, I would LOVE the technology too, and would probably use it all the time. It's the kind of thing he, as an "idea person", has been waiting his whole life for. 100
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I re-connected with someone I used to text with. We met in May on an app and I thought the conversation was long dead. Now it seems like it isn't! 🥰 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Art is my religion and my first love. I find artistic passion incredibly attractive. It flips my switch. I appreciate people's work separate from themselves, but I'm just saying. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a huge turn-on. 001
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's been wild to see nearly all hentai comic artists be such staunch fighters against the AI movement. They take actual pride in the hard work it took to hone their craft. Some have a lot to be proud of (some are drawing morally repugnant crimes) but regardless, they've been pushing back against AI 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Producer: "Ok team, how can we best use the film to raise awareness for rainforest preservation" Director in corner of room: "Sexual fetishes." Producer: "Ok.. but how do we know which fetishes to.." Director: "Simple. [drags on cigarette] We give them NEW ones" 100
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That's a good butt. One does not need absolute roundness to make a good butt. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm gonna go out of my way to make Mary Anning my strongest FGO character because she deserves to be. 1: Favorite historical figure 2: Least gratuitously sexualized young female character in the game (She herself is a perv for reptile women) 3: Powers involving dinosaurs, hammers, and lightning. 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/08/2026Jimmy neutron facing sideways with no body, only legs, and a plunger inside his nose 1120218
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Making out with a woman who looks like a porn star and has what looks to be a freshly-done tattoo of the Paramount logo on the side of her head" is the first pleasant dream I've had in months. I'll take whatever I can get. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026During a nap I had a dream that I met a girl, then dreamt that I woke up and was sad that the girl was a dream, then woke up FOR REAL and was sad about the entire thing. Why tho? 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm sure I'm not the only person to make this claim, but Boc would absolutely SLAUGHTER Dobby in a fight. Whether allowed to use his needles or not, Boc is bigger and can take a far worse beating. Boc has claws. He can sew better. He wears a hat. Dobby would get flattened. 020
Reposted by SquirmbonesRien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I've been obsessed with this art that Oscar Chichoni did for the 20 year special of Heavy Metal since I was a teenager - every time I see it, the door to my id opens: 223588935
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"What's your 'Type'?" "Women who look like feral goblins." 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Speaking to my best friend: "I'd prefer you didn't use chat gpt to generate images for our D&D game. I don't like it." Me, on the inside: "With blood I shall cleanse the world of sin" 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026obviously i think AI is an abomination. i have talked about this for a long time and will continue to do so, but today i was struck with something REALLY COOL that i do not think is discussed enough on the opposite end: the JOY and FULFILLMENT of being able to hire and work with human artists. 10946229
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Asked another stranger if they were single, point-blank in a retail environment. It doesn't end BADLY per se, but I again felt icky and ashamed. Being shamelessly bold in this department makes me feel ashamed. I dunno why people do it. 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact 141121108
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026(After some very nice conversation about our common dreams and life ambitions): Her: "I hope to someday get my writing published!" Me: "Same! What kind of stuff do you write?" Her: (Vanishes forever, like smoke into the black of night) Dating apps are such fun, man. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You know how I posted about this with such unabashed hubris? I CAN'T actually do it anymore unless I become a paid member, thanks to Ohio's new online age-verification laws! So I guess enjoy my smut art NOWHERE now! 🫠 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Trying to convince Tumblr that my old nsfw blog is clean and sober now and turned its life around. I just wanna be able to change my header image, is that so wrong? 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465314068
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There's a weird subgenre of anime art that always weirds me out: Typical cutesy anime girl holding a hyper-realistic meticulously accurate firearm. I dunno. It's... weird. Like, eyes big and nose nonexistent, but we DARE NOT stylize the assault rifle's shell ejection mechanism. 000
Reposted by Squirmbonessamantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026ive only ever seen Jon bernthal act in roles where he is body language is that of a dad about to kick your gamecube. like he just learned you are failing geometry and he’s about to totally hulk out on your gamecube 44612
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Man, if I were gayer, I would've been such an effective twink. I could've had it all. I'd probably be married to a heart surgeon by now, sitting on a porch swing, eating cookies and watching it rain. 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesR.L. @rhymes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Happy belated pride month to the bisexuals 181671629
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I think my little brother is drinking again. He acts very happy and in a great mood, but gets VERY talkative and repetitive. He spent A LOT of time warning me about the water in the basement, which we DO have, but he also said he was attacked by a ghost, while still in a great mood. 100
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Having to pay out the nose for all seasons of Wildboyz because I sold them all years ago on a whim for 20 bucks all together. 100
Reposted by SquirmbonesKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 24/06/2026In case you missed the Sonic birthday stream yesterday, this was the most important moment. 331288347
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Me waking up and glancing at social media before retiring to my cell to scribble in peace 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Keep coming back to one porn video because of the woman's big beautiful blue eyes while she's blowin'. Keep coming back to one porn video because of the woman's wonderful giggle and laugh while she's ridin'. What is this type of kink called, I wonder. 110
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Seeing Johnny Knoxville having so much fun in the pride parade float, made me feel good. Be unafraid, he says. Here he is feeding an armadillo a bean out of his mouth. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 10/06/2026You know, I'll be entirely honest, I think I've been holding onto this set for years purely because I think it'll make a nice gift for some special someone in the future. One day 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 09/06/2026We're all just butts, aren't we? Just a bunch of butts walking around. 000
Reposted by SquirmbonesYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026evolving was a mistake, take me back here 0367
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I'm a lover, not a fighter. What I'm saying is, if you try to fight me, it'll be weird. I'll make it weird. 000
Squirmbones @squirmbones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Dreamt that a dying John Waters requested his head be placed atop a lamp pole. We did. It still moved a bit as though kinda alive. His wake was a party held across the street and I decided to bring his head-pole over, knowing he would want to be there making the event disturbing and uncomfortable 010