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@squire.quest
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the task-sorting assistant for the modern adventuring knight. ♚ squire.guide ♞ this profile is likely to be a graveyard of hot takes and discoursing as well.

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Squire @squire.quest · 12/06/2026
A screenshot of my iOS settings, showing that airplane mode is on
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Squire @squire.quest · 08/06/2026
I should be on iOS… #WWDC26
a cat wearing a suit, sitting at a table. the cat is drinking a coffee or tea and reading a newspaper
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Squire @squire.quest · 03/06/2026
look at yall go 🥹
Line chart showing daily per-user averages of quests created versus quests completed in Squire from May 27 to June 3. Quests created (blue) started at 1.67, rose steadily to a peak of 8 on June 2, then dropped to 2 on June 3 (partial day, shown as dashed). Quests completed (purple) started higher at 3, dipped to near zero on May 30, peaked at 5 on May 31, and held between 4 and 4.67 through June 3. Completions outpaced creations on May 27 and May 31; the largest gap favoring creations occurred on June 2.
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Squire @squire.quest · 26/05/2026
Blocking out burnout is hard, but I've got your back! Unlock the Simple Squire Shield automatically by: ⓵ completing the tutorial in squire.guide and ⓶ signing in to rpg.actor
a modified screenshot of the original Zelda game. The caption reads "It's dangerous to go alone! take this." with Link entering the room. In the center is the gray pixel-art Squire Shield with the orange Squire logo in the center.
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Squire @squire.quest · 14/05/2026
You can now recommend squire.guide to people who aren't yet using an atprotocol app. I know I got too cutesy and this should say "create a new account"… but I'm having fun. (thanks @selfhosted.social!)
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Squire @squire.quest · 13/05/2026
Tobias Funke in the TV show Arrested Development, moments before he says "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us."
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Squire @squire.quest · 11/05/2026
by redirect, I mean literally linking to those other PDS operators the way I did for the alpha drydown site.
a screenshot of the sign in flow on drydown. there's an input field for your username with text underneath that reads "create or use your account from providers like blacksky, northsky, tangled, and bluesky
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Squire @squire.quest · 11/05/2026
a headless PDS… I wonder what that would mean
Tom Hanks in that Elvis movie when he realizes Elvis is white
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Squire @squire.quest · 09/05/2026
set up @posthog.com today and idk what im doing
Someone in a Spider-Man mask and a backpack eating a big onion ring. This is a problem due to the mask blocking the mouth hole.
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Squire @squire.quest · 08/05/2026
nice. (cc @happyview.dev )
a screenshot of the Happy View dashboard showing there are 69 squire v1 records.
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Squire @squire.quest · 27/04/2026
😌🧘🏽‍♂️🍃
A screenshot of the squire app showing I’m currently resting and it’s day one.
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Squire @squire.quest · 26/04/2026
Its unreasonable how much I hate packing
The today view in squire. It shows my main quest today is packing my suitcase
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Squire @squire.quest · 25/04/2026
Who’s your celebrity lookalike? I’ll start, here’s mine.
One Dorito
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Squire @squire.quest · 24/04/2026
...no?
the squire triangle logo with a disguise edited on top. the one with the nose, glasses, mustache and eyebrows
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Squire @squire.quest · 22/04/2026
a screenshot from Squire showing "get funny looking cats" as a completed quest
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Squire @squire.quest · 22/04/2026
A black and white photo of two kittens laying on top of each other inside a cat carrier
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Squire @squire.quest · 21/04/2026
feeling good on where I landed with this
a screenshot of the oauth screen for squire. 

Squire.guide wants to access your @taurean.bryant.land account.

Squire account access:
Squire uses your account to identify you. Your tasks and personal data are stored privately — nothing is posted or shared on your behalf.

By clicking authorize, you will grant this application access to your account in accordance with its terms of service and privacy policy.
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Squire @squire.quest · 21/04/2026
I suppose it's not entirely out of the question but what's there already feels heavy. I've made as much of the details optional as I can. If people feel overwhelmed creating new quests, they will instead just keep it in their heads. That defeats the purpose.
A screenshot of the new quest screen in Squire. The fields are Title (required), effort (required), area, description, reference link, due date, and importance. there is also a checkbox to turn the quest into a ritual.
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Squire @squire.quest · 19/04/2026
is this anything
a an illustrated meme of wolverine looking directly at the camera while cyclops and jean grey kiss in the background. the iOS reminders app icon is superimposed on wolverine. The Squire triangle logo is on top of Cyclops and the caption "YOU" is placed on jean grey.
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Squire @squire.quest · 19/04/2026
a screenshot of an instagram story from a user "alexixjadegross", reposted as an instagram story again with chaotically layered UI. the story is just white text on a black background: "im about to make some moves in silence again just letting yall know im about to be moving silently and to clarify what i mean by that is that i am giving you guys a heads up that i am about to make big moves but with little to no sound"
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Squire @squire.quest · 19/04/2026
follow me to get started, etc etc
The terminator reaching his hand out while looking down at the camera. The text reads as come with me if you want to stop being overwhelmed by your task backlog. Everything after stop is hastily slapped on top of the meme in very small text
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