evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026still one of the coolest things to happen in this whole franchisestatic.klipy.comThe Acolyte Star Wars The AcolyteAlt: The Acolyte Star Wars The Acolyte 33810
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they're calling it the worst case of voice actor-character dissonance since agent kallus 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every time i see the trailer for this in the theatre before a movie i think of that tweet that was like "why would ultron choose to look like this except for the fact that his voice actor looks like this" 110
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why is every zenyatta skin just a fucking animal head now? 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can't justify dropping 60 republic dataries on galactic racer this month but it's always warm and fuzzy to see any star war get rave reviews. the games have been killing it for years now 030
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the clone wars (2008) solo: a star wars story star wars jedi: survivor all cutscenes game movie 4K on youtube a new hope ewoks: the battle for endor starfighter 0130
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026current meta characters: peppi bow greef karga royce hemlock axe woves i love it 021
Reposted by evan 🐦Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kinda fucked up that “Star Wars Zero Company” doesn’t have a colon but “Star Wars: Galactic Racer” does. I won’t even get into “Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order” 812212178
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"the raven crown is worn by the dragon kings of bhutan" is metal asf en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven_C...en.wikipedia.orgRaven Crown - Wikipedia 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as i cook my microwave popcorn (using the loosest definition 'cook' here) i can't help but think how absolutely insane it is that this stuff exists. you could build an entire creation myth around the idea that the earth emerged from a popcorn kernel. and now we eat it while watching star wars 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026whales, but also the whales are beautiful, mournful, intelligent leviathans that are somehow connected to the realm of magic yet are hunted to the point of extinction, strung up in slaughterhouses and drained of their oil while still alive to fuel man's insatiable industry. god i love dishonored 0190
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026heh, pretty close (still basic) bsky.app/profile/squi... 000
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i feel like i've done one of these already a couple of years ago. wonder how consistent i am my9games.net 100
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026peak adulthood is buying a new thing and then being excited to use it. new cereal bowl, new toothbrush, new bedsheets. me? new shower mat 😎 060
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026responding to any phone-related requests throughout your day with a shrug and "phone's dead" "hey follow me on--" "phone's dead" "can you log into your work email on--" "phone's dead" "you can just tap here to pay" "phone's dead" "please, someone call 911" "phone's dead" 000
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yep! i'm pretty sure this is her first skin to have an ammo counter on the weapon model, and unlike some other heroes like soldier and baptiste her default weapon doesn't have one. funny & unusual level of extra detail 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i love youtube because what do you mean i can search for critical role campaign 4 with a view to seeing if it's something i'd be interested in Getting Into and the second result is a furry telling me why it's bad (this is why it pays to be negative on the internet by the way) 020
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026george lucas watching a time to kill, schindler's list, the professional, and trainspotting: incredible. i need these people to be in my movie. i need to see them interacting with Him... with Jar Jar Binks 030
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comZack D Films 3d AnimationAlt: Zack D Films 3d Animation 020
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026every online chud with a youtube channel and an audience turning into a chronicles of narnia superfan overnight as soon as it's revealed greta gerwig (waaahman) is doing something even remotely unconventional with the source material (she is literally shitting all over their childhood) 150
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026tros promo era take me backstatic.klipy.comAstronaut in DistressAlt: Astronaut in Distress 110
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Infrablue Zedbeddy Coggins and the Maz Kanata House Band have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's North American tour 050
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"how come starkiller can stop an entire star destroyer with the force but [movie jedi can't do X]" was a genuine point of argument in the fandom until at least like 2016 because of this game 030
Reposted by evan 🐦Anthony @immunerain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Little-known movie trivia: When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star in Star Wars, Mark Hamill wasn’t supposed to make the shot as it was considered too difficult and an expert was going to be brought in later. It was so unexpected that Harrison Ford’s reaction was genuine. 2173
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comHoly Fucking Shit SharkAlt: Holy Fucking Shit Shark 010
evan 🐦 @squimmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you just know this guy has some strong opinions on ki-adi-mundi's date of birth 040
