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@squidont.bsky.social
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I spent my life wishing I would die, only now am I realizing, I dont want to directly, I want to live a far different life.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do I explain that years working in pet care made me indifferent to pet photos and develop the belief that most people have no business owning dogs?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This girl's got me out here yearning
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dirtiest trick the devil ever played was giving man.The idea that systemic issues are actually personal failings.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I live near a factory that processes beets into sugar. Sometime the city smells rancid because of it, sometime it inexplicably smells like peanut butter.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A while ago I asked a youtuber, I really like what lav mic she uses because her sound quality is incredible. And she so graciously told me. I thought I took a screenshot, but I didn't and now I can't remember it, and I can't find the post where I left that question. I can't ask her again.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hearing you dropped out and still have a badass corporate career is really inspiring. I didnt think I could get a good job without higher ed.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've never been called unprofessional by someone acting ethically.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not research but I have speculation that its the same reason that trans people have higher instances of DID. I believe there's an inherent trauma to being trans in our world that may "activate" genes that carry a lot of these disordered. Or at least a susceptibility to them.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Little did I know that getting a hotel job in my exceedingly red state would mean I'd have to chipper welcome bigots as they moved here.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Thank you! I don't think you get enough credit across the board 😤
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Do you mind me asking what mic you use for outdoor recording? Your audio is always top tier.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Silly me trying to work while mercury is in the microwave.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just realized at some point I went from a masc preference with feminine elements, to a femme preference with masculine elements.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Does access to divine absolution directly lead to worse people?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am a lesbian, I will do it myself, the relationship will survive on my strength 💪
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I think people who hit children should have their hands broken.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This comment section gives me big "Reasons My Son Is Crying" vibes.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Lily-livered" and "do-nothing" definitely need to be hyphenated.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I was simply not aware that my boobs could be a part of my outfit.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Please don't remind me of the passages of time. 😞
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I need this as a print
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Just call me Cassandra
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Also apologies to everyone who followed me for the funnies. I have DID and legitimately have no idea which one of us is actually funny in the system.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I really want to get into leather work but I'm afraid it will destroy my ability to pass as a normie if I start wearing all the custom leather projects in my head.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'm curious if the "It'S a PrIvAtE BuSiNeSs" people in the girl studying at the cafe discourse realize they're bootlicking for capitalists and actively contributing to the harm of communities?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
People are God damn feral these days.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I just had an elderly woman cough in my face without covering her mouth and it was all I could do to not scold her.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I have been chewing on the idea of starting a YouTube channel for years, maybe a decade. I have an idea, I have a framework, I can figure out the equipment, I even have the time but I just dont know if I have the gall.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why is it every take I hear from a biphobic lesbian uses talking points that sound suspiciously like TERF and incel talking points?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Why has December felt like the longest month of the year?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
There's whimsy to be found, but they're not big accounts, I don't feel like this is someplace that can grow audiences.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
To the oh so helpful individual who told me "Google is free," I ask, why would anyone Google that? Ever? Like that is not a normal thing one would even consider googling. You're just being obnoxious on the internet.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Praying on someone's downfall is an exercise in mindfulness." -opinionatedhag, on tiktok
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Sorry for being a bitch, my hair was touching me and I got overstimulated.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I wouldn't normally consider myself a voyeur, but I do get a distinct enjoyment in listening to the long, candid voicemails of people who forgot to hang up after leaving a message or who didn't mean to call me in the first place.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nobody gatekeeps quite like queers under 30. Like baby, you just got here, sit down.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Hell yeah!
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Did you upload more than once this year?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A criticism I have of the left is the tendency to throw the baby out with the bath water. People are not going to be 100% aligned to you in all things, nor will they always use the perfect language to convey a message but that doesn't mean they aren't valuable or worth listening to on some fronts.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Canadians being nice is propaganda.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Just saw a license plate that said "Yiff." I don't know how to process that information.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Honestly, this is pretty cute. It's like wistfully thinking about dessert, then remembering you have ice cream in the fridge.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Most sapphic issues could be solved by being just like 10% more assertive.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
How many times a year am I legally allowed to complain about the library not being quiet? Someone please give me a nice office job so I can stop having to work at the library.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I get all my best ideas and process all my worst traumas when I'm mildly distracted.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Mercury retrograde is kicking my ass today. Wtf?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Idk who put me onto lofi, but I love you
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