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@squidont.bsky.social
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I spent my life wishing I would die, only now am I realizing, I dont want to directly, I want to live a far different life.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do I explain that years working in pet care made me indifferent to pet photos and develop the belief that most people have no business owning dogs?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This girl's got me out here yearning
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dirtiest trick the devil ever played was giving man.The idea that systemic issues are actually personal failings.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A while ago I asked a youtuber, I really like what lav mic she uses because her sound quality is incredible. And she so graciously told me. I thought I took a screenshot, but I didn't and now I can't remember it, and I can't find the post where I left that question. I can't ask her again.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've never been called unprofessional by someone acting ethically.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Little did I know that getting a hotel job in my exceedingly red state would mean I'd have to chipper welcome bigots as they moved here.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Silly me trying to work while mercury is in the microwave.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just realized at some point I went from a masc preference with feminine elements, to a femme preference with masculine elements.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Does access to divine absolution directly lead to worse people?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I think people who hit children should have their hands broken.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Just call me Cassandra
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Also apologies to everyone who followed me for the funnies. I have DID and legitimately have no idea which one of us is actually funny in the system.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I really want to get into leather work but I'm afraid it will destroy my ability to pass as a normie if I start wearing all the custom leather projects in my head.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'm curious if the "It'S a PrIvAtE BuSiNeSs" people in the girl studying at the cafe discourse realize they're bootlicking for capitalists and actively contributing to the harm of communities?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
People are God damn feral these days.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I just had an elderly woman cough in my face without covering her mouth and it was all I could do to not scold her.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I have been chewing on the idea of starting a YouTube channel for years, maybe a decade. I have an idea, I have a framework, I can figure out the equipment, I even have the time but I just dont know if I have the gall.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why is it every take I hear from a biphobic lesbian uses talking points that sound suspiciously like TERF and incel talking points?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Why has December felt like the longest month of the year?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
To the oh so helpful individual who told me "Google is free," I ask, why would anyone Google that? Ever? Like that is not a normal thing one would even consider googling. You're just being obnoxious on the internet.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Praying on someone's downfall is an exercise in mindfulness." -opinionatedhag, on tiktok
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Sorry for being a bitch, my hair was touching me and I got overstimulated.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I wouldn't normally consider myself a voyeur, but I do get a distinct enjoyment in listening to the long, candid voicemails of people who forgot to hang up after leaving a message or who didn't mean to call me in the first place.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nobody gatekeeps quite like queers under 30. Like baby, you just got here, sit down.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A criticism I have of the left is the tendency to throw the baby out with the bath water. People are not going to be 100% aligned to you in all things, nor will they always use the perfect language to convey a message but that doesn't mean they aren't valuable or worth listening to on some fronts.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Canadians being nice is propaganda.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Just saw a license plate that said "Yiff." I don't know how to process that information.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Most sapphic issues could be solved by being just like 10% more assertive.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
How many times a year am I legally allowed to complain about the library not being quiet? Someone please give me a nice office job so I can stop having to work at the library.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I get all my best ideas and process all my worst traumas when I'm mildly distracted.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Mercury retrograde is kicking my ass today. Wtf?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Idk who put me onto lofi, but I love you
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I cannot read the two-headed calf poem without being brought to tears. How can something so brief be so powerful?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cold foam is the biggest scam facing Americans. What do you mean I'm paying $2 for runny whipped cream?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Writing the outline to a YouTube video and fucking up my future targeted ads and algorithms. 🤪
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
"Scratch a transphobe, a misogynist bleeds." -Lux Pascal
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Whatever happened to library etiquette? I long for the days of quiet study periods in the library.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
People have made more eye contact with my boobs today than my actual eyes. I am confused.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I want a cheese board like a motherfucker
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
In light of recent events, I'm truly yearning for an old school Contrapoints take.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What is it about tiktok that just zaps my creativity?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
One of the funniest things my father has ever told me is that he *genuinely* believes that I was peer pressured into leftism. Which is insane because I have no peers.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Less than 1% of trans people who have surgery regret their decision. Compared to around 25% of people who regret knee replacement surgery. So that settles it: no knees for anyone, forced trans surgeries for all. Trans people don't need knees. Everyone wins.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Tmw I'm taking care of some *personal business* and right as I'm coming up to the finish line someone in the system starts loudly thinking about tacobell WAY too close to the front.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ridiculously excited to hear the Backstreet Boys in this 5 Guys. I'm fucking amped.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I hate when I'm about to go run an errand and someone knocks on the door so I have to wait hiding inside so I don't have to talk to strangers.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Why do people look at me crazy when I suggest that they need to brush their dog regularly?
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I've made an official judgement. I'm not allowed back on tiktok until I've created an art. If you see me on tiktok, ask if I've made an art. If I've not, you have my consent to viciously scold me and demand I go make an art.
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squidont.bsky.social @squidont.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
3 a.m. thoughts: a goose's biggest weapon is its audacity.
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