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michael

@squidfeld.bsky.social
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michael is stage name. real name is spatula

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michael @squidfeld.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tried to smack some sense into Sponge Kevin yesterday and he just looked at me like this
Ol' Liz Holmes
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michael @squidfeld.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the senator eating chick fil a. "you my Chick-fil-A"
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michael @squidfeld.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
IF YOU GO TO BURGER KING AT 2 AM THEY LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH THE BURGERS
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